Well, chapter two is on the way. I don't own any of the Fruits Basket characters, but if I did I'd rush up the story line so I can find out what happened. But please nobody tell me in the reviews!

Also, I'll have various Avatar the Last Airbender quotes before I begin each chapter.

"'Food ATE people!'"

Chapter Two:

"Aw, but Yuki-kins! Why WOULDN'T you want me to be your role model?" Shigure sobbed as they walked in the door.

"I can think of a couple hundred good reasons," Kyo muttered. Yuki sighed.

"Because despite the fact that you give us a place to stay, you're useless and lazy. Let's face it. Everyone condescends you."

"Boohoo, Yuki, don't use big words Shigure doesn't know!" Shigure cried.

"I'm sorry, Shigure, but we aren't allowed to use people we haven't known for a while. I'm sorry," Tohru reassured. Shigure sniffed, then smiled.

"It's alright, Tohru, I'm just teasing them so they'll feel bad," he said with a grin. "Anyways, who are you going to use as your role model?"

Tohru's lower lip shook. "I-I don't know. But we have to pick someone by tomorrow or sensei will fail us!"

Shigure perked up. "Sensei? You mean MAYU Sensei?"

Tohru shrugged, and Shigure did his classic evil giggle again.

"Maybe one of you should bring me in."

Everyone stared at Shigure creepily, then decided not to ask because knowing Shigure it was definitely something stupid and they had much things to do like eat and sleep and knit and go off-road tooth brushing. Heh heh, that's for you, Adie.

"WELL, I'm going to take a bath!" Shigure said randomly, grabbing a stack of magazines and waving them off.

Suddenly, Hatsuharu broke down the door and walked in, followed by a perky Momiji garbed in tons of bunny… garb.

"Helloooo, everyone!" he yelled as Tohru ran to go find the toolbox.

"Momiji! What the beepity beep is your beepity beepin' problem? Beep!" Kyo shouted. (I have censored Kyo's swearing, as no one likes to hear that).

"Kyo hit me!" Momiji yelled, and everyone ran to his aid.

"Why do you always DO that!?" Kyo shouted. "I'm in my bedroom, I couldn't possibly hit you!"

"Kyo, you should apologize!" Tohru cooed, rubbing Momiji's head.

"For crying out – OW!" Yuki came and bopped Kyo on the head. "What the BEEP was that for?!"

"For hitting small children. Get a hobby," Yuki muttered as he walked by. "Well, it's started acid raining, so we can't go anywhere. I'll go put the radioactive seal on the roof so our house doesn't burn down."

"Ooo, I wanna go run and play in it!" Momiji cried, but Hatsuharu pulled him back.

Suddenly, Rin drove her car in through the side of the wall, which somehow hadn't burned in the acid rain storm, and then she –

Wait a minute! This story is getting way too out of hand! Focus, me, focus!

Sister: Are you talking to yourself in the middle of story?

Me: Shut up!

Anyways. Back to work.

"'Thanks, Momo! I owe you a barrel of apples!'"

As the acid rain continued to fall from the sky (by the way, Rin really never did crash in through the side of the wall), the foursome ate cookies and drank cider and talked about career day. That's more like it.

But oh no! Now we've reached the end of the chapter and we've barely gotten anywhere! Boohoo! Stick around for chapter two!