I'm sorry about my random ramblings. I was by myself for quite sometime and then I let my sister read this story. She was quite a bit weirded out by my little A/N's. But I've been a bit sick lately and that's the reason why I WAS stranded here tonight, so you have to deal with me.

Chapter Four is on the way! BTW, this entire story is based off of something my sis and I made up last night. Basically, I had a lazy day (besides playing with racecars in the park don't ask) and had nothing else to do (except for study, but who wants to study?)

I'm sure you don't care what I have to say, so onward and forward!

"'I'm not going to pretend I didn't see that.'"

Chapter Four:

The next day, Tohru got ready for school, as usual, and prepared a huge breakfast consisting of every food known to mankind. This would have impressed any NORMAL people, but the Sohma family was used to Tohru's cooking sprees and took it in as easily as if it wasn't there at all.

Shigure got up first with a yawn, as usual. It was still pretty early, and Shigure didn't have a regular sleeping schedule and it wasn't unnatural for him to get up even a few hours earlier.

"Ah, Tohru. What are you doing up so late?" he asked as he sauntered in.

"Oh, well… It's not late, Shigure; it's five in the morning."

Shigure yawned. "Oh. Silly me." He picked up some bacon and started gnawing on it. "Have you decided who you're going to do for Role Model Week?"

Tohru sweatdropped. "Erm, I'm going to ask Sensei at school today."

Shigure's eyes shined. "Oh, may I come with you, Tohru? In case they need a guardian to sign something?"

"Oh, please, don't trouble yourself!" Tohru cried, knocking over some eggs and totally not getting the picture. "I'm sure that I'll be fine."

Shigure looked distraught. "Boohoo. If you say so."

Kyo was next to wake up. The hole in the wall, about eight by ten feet, stared back at him, and he walked through it angrily. Somehow, Shigure had failed to see it. (As in previous stories Adie and I (my sister, sorry) have made up, Kyo had gotten angry and seceded from the family. His idea of seceding is sleeping in a tent outside, but that's pretty much all he does out there. So it's not really seceding. He just sleeps in a tent).

Kyo immediately started eating and talking to whoever decided to listen, which really wasn't anyone. "After we tell Sensei who we're doing, we're allowed to go, no school day." He whapped Shigure on the head to get his attention. Shigure's head was numb from all the whapping, so he barely noticed but looked over. Kyo pulled out a fairly large packet of papers. "You need to sign this. 'Says I can do Role Model Week and what not. I already have Shishou's signature, so sign there."

Shigure crossed his arms and looked away. "Make me."

"WHAT?!" Kyo fumed. "Look, Shigure – it doesn't work that way!"

Shigure giggled. "Ah ah ah! I'm your parental figure; it works any way I want it to."

"GRRRRRRR!" Kyo nearly ripped the packet in half in anger. "Come on, you stupid BEEP! Sign there or you'll never see your precious head again!"

"Oh, wah, you put up a good argument." Shigure signed sadly. "Darn. I wanted to keep you going at least until you had to leave for school. Poo."

Kyo's temple throbbed but he decided not to bother Shigure anymore. He stuffed some kippers into his mouth. Ew, kippers. Only Kyo could eat those. Yuki came out of the shower and downstairs (yes, for all of our sakes, he did dress first). He stuffed some cheese into his mouth. Yum.

"Shigure, can you sign my packet, please?" he said as he came in, slipping Shigure the packet.

Yargh. Needs more random again. Let's finish this part and I promise it'll be more funny-ish.

Shigure considered tricking Yuki but was afraid of getting his head ripped off. He had just noticed the hole in the wall and assumed one of them had done it. Luckily, he didn't notice the tire tracks all over the floor. He signed reluctantly, picked up some magazines, and went back to the bath.

"Who are you doing, anyway, Yuki?" Tohru asked as she sat down to join them for breakfast. It was 7:30 now. 7:30? Wow. Time flies when you're talking about kippers. And other various stuff.

"I chose Hatori. He said I shouldn't do anyone outside the Sohma family, so I thought I'd do him and get it over with. Besides, I have no idea who I idolize. None of them are really close to me, anyways."

Tohru seemed slightly interested. "You want to be a doctor, Yuki?"
Yuki scowled. "Uh, no. Frankly, I have no clue WHAT I want to be and this project is pretty stupid within itself."

"I couldn't agree more," Kyo said.

…

AWKWARD.

"I MEAN I couldn't DISAGREE more!" Kyo shouted suddenly. "I mean I don't want to do it it's dumb but agree with him is like… But I mean… It's like… Meh… Cheh… Seh… MUSTARD!" Kyo screamed and stomped off.

"MUSTARD! Omigosh, THE MUSTARDS BURNING!" Tohru yelled, reminded by Kyo's spastic attack and ran off to the kitchen. Poor Yuki, all alone, each cheese.

Tohru came back in. "Whew. That was a close call. Well, Kyo already left for school… So I suppose we should get going!" Tohru said suddenly.

Yuki sweatdropped. "Why were you cooking mustard…?"

Tohru blinked. "I wasn't cooking mustard."

Okay, you know what, I'm done and I'm not going to ask anymore. Yuki picked up his bag. "Yeah, let's go. And get this dumb thing over with."

Well, Chapter Four wasn't bad, eh? At least I got in some randomness at the end! Hope you're enjoying so far. Chapter five tomorrow, I'm sure!

-Monkeybait's sis