Disclaimer: I don't own Rosario + Vampire or Looking for group.
Tsukune Aono was walking torward his outdoor gym class with his fan club/harem. Now Youkai Academy lost it's previous gym teacher because of his molestation attempt on Mizore with his various tentacles (of course), so a new gym teacher was found to replace him-no matter how violent he was.
"I hope this new one isn't so tentacle-y." Mizore said from a nearby bush popping out and joining the group. She waved her hands in a tentacle-like way for emphasis.
"Yeah really! It would be nice for a change if we have a relatively normal teacher or one that wouldn't try to kill us for once." Tskune said to Mizore and the rest of the group as he thought of the various teachers and students that have tried to kill him. Every member of the group nodded in agreement at this.
The group finally arrived at the outdoor gym already dressed in their gym clothes. They saw the mass of students gathered in the center of the field and joined them.
"Hey do you know who the new teacher is?" Asked one of the random students to his friend.
"I have no idea but he's supposed to be a monster more terrifying than Okuto and he's making the gym class mixed gender so he can quote 'keep track of us better' end quote." Replied his friend random student number two.
"I wonder what kind of monster he is?"
"Maybe he's a balrog."
"Nah I think it's a Reek or a wookiee." Said another random student.
"No way he's definitely a unicorn!" Said a rather buff student. All of the students in this mass heard him stopped what they were doing and gave him what the hell faces.
"What unicorns are ferocious creatures." Replied the student in his defense.
"That they are...which is why I choose to incinerate them at my first possible chance."Came a slightly evil voice. All the students turned back around to see a figure clad in black robes and a veil with glowing yellow eyes and pale white skin.
"Your old gym teacher has mysteriously vanished and all that were found in his room were scorch marks and ashes, you could say he was fired. Now line up bunnies!" The students immediately got in a line up so he could survey them, because he was obviously not a person to say "no" to.
"Now let me introduce myself to you. I AM RICHARD! CHIEF WARLOCK OF THE BROTHERS OF DARKNESS, LORD OF THE THIRTEEN HELLS, MASTER OF THE BONES, EMPEROR OF THE BLACK, LORD OF THE UNDEAD, LORD OF THE DANCE, MISTRESS OF MAGMA, MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE!" Then, in a more normal tone of voice, he said: "And the Mayor of a little village up the coast. It is very scenic during spring, you really should visit."
He then handed out brochures to all of the completely stunned students. Richard then went back to the front where all the students could see him.
"Now lets begin with our first lesson!" He then ignited fireballs in his hand.
"Runing away we begin now!" He announced in a hasty demonic tone. The students who seeing this got wide eyed and ran in random direction like panicking chickens to avoid being hit by the fire blasts.
"Ha ha, aren't you learning children?" Richard asked his terrified students as he fired a few more blast's that barely missed a few students scorching the ground next to them.
"What are we supposed to be learning!" Yelled a random student at Richard.
"Survival techinques of course. You have to learn to run fast if an angry mob of humans or other monsters are coming after you and isn't this fun." Richard shot fire into the sky making it explode into fiery comets raining down on the earth and the students.
"How is this fun?" Screamed Tsukune as he ran for his life along with the girls.
"Well it's fun for me!" Richard replied with happiness as he shot more fire into the crowd of screaming students.
"This way everybody!" Tsukune said leading the girls to the sides of the gym court yard. When they got close to the edge of the gym a wall of fire erupted from it cutting them off from ther escape. The group turned around to see Richard with his hand out in a cup form summoning the fire wall.
"There is no ditching gym class!" He said in an evil way before shooting some fire at the group. The girls were able to dodge it but the blast landed right next to Tsukune causing some rock and ground to fly through the air and hit Tsukune on the head making him collapse on the ground.
"Tskune no!" Moka screamed as she and the other girls ran other to see if their injured friend/love interest was alright. Moka saw his chest rise and fall signaling he was still breathing. She sighed a breath of relief at this.
"He's okay. He has just been knocked unconscious!" She told the other girls who were also relived that we wasn't dead. They all then turned to Richard who was sill shooting fire at the students and laughing manically.
Richard who was enjoying himself because he got to terrify teenagers and get paid for it stopped when he felt like pure hate was being directly at him. He tuned around to see Tsukune's harem giving him glares that could make deamon run away in fear and cower under his blankets.
"Yes what do you girls want?" Richard asked them while switching tactics now attempting to freeze the students in blocks of ice. The girls remained silent until Yukari yelled out "Attack!"
The girls charged at the undead warlock.
"finally some action!" Richard threw some of his signature fire at the girls in hopes of roasting them. Mizore just breathed her frost breath on them turning tham to brittle ice which Kurumu smashed with her elongated nails.
"Wait you can't use your monster powers on campus!" Richard yelled in anger to the now charging and pissed off females who were not caring that they were breaking the rules.
Yukari sent a bolt out of her wand hiting Richard's legs sending him tumbling back quite a ways into a wall while Kurumu slashed at his torso with her nails cutting through the black robe. Finaly Mizore used her frost breath on Richard's head making it brittle and signaling for Moka despite being in her outer form to give a round house kick to his head making a sickening crack of ice and what is thought to be bone sending his body to the ground.
The girls stood over the cumpled heap of a body first with pride knowing they beat the bully then with horror once they realized what they had done.
"Oh shit what have we done!" Kurumu screamed once she realized that they just killed their new gym teacher. The others soon realized this and gasped that they killed someone and could possibly be exspelled.
"Well done girls, well done!" The girls looked down to see Richard's body get up as if nothing happened while clapping at them for their effort.
"Wait your still alive?" All the girls said at once with surprise.
"Yes and I commend you on your effort to kill me you all pass!"
"What!" All the students yelled after hearing this.
"Yes out of all of you these girls are the only ones who tried to kill me for you see running away won't stop a person from trying to hurt you but killing them will. For this they pass."
"What about Tskune does he pass too?" Moka with worry about her dear friends grade in gym. Richard looked at the still unconscious Tsukune then back at Moka who was giving him puppy dog eyes.
"I guess since he survived a fire blast he can pass too for being durable." Richard sighed in defeat.
"Yay thank you!" Moka and the other girls ran over to revive Tsukune.
"Tsukune, Tsukune." Moka said as she and the other girls plus Richard stood other Tsukune. He opened his eyes to find Moka and his other friends standing over him.
"Moka what happened?"
"You were hit by a stray rock that knocked you out but you passed anyway for durability."
"What really?"
"Yes." Richard replied.
"You! What kind of teacher are you?" Tskune asked the demonic warlock.
"The best kind! Now class dissmised!" Richard brought up both of his hands making the wall of fire disappear. As the students were walking out one of them who Tsukune recognized as Saizou who attacked Moka and him at the beginning of the year spoke against him.
"Wait a minuet why does that weaking pass?" He yelled in rage while pointing at Tsukune. Richard gave him a intimidating stare.
"Because he used his brain and at least tried to escape unlike the rest of you bunnies!" Saizou snarled in rage.
"Whatever you say Dick." Saizou smirked once he turned his back while Richard froze in place at his nickname being used.
"Oh Ha ha that's very fuuny!" Richard yelled sarcastically to Saizou. He then turned around leaned in and put his hand to his mouth so only Tsukune and his friends could here him whisper "Watch this!"
Richard put his hand out with his palm facing out right at the orc student and fired a ball of fire from it. It traveld through the air at extreme speeds before coming into contact with Saizou who only had a few seconds to look behind and give a shocked look before being vaporized with a loud fwoosh.
The other students looked behind them at this new noise and saw a pile of ashes were the student used to be. Tsukune who was seeing this didn't know wheather to be horrified that his gym teacher just fwooshed somebody or highly amused by it because the person was a jackass. He decided that he would show horror on the outside and extreme joy and amusement on the inside.
"You just got dick-rolled!" Richard shouted in triumph. The students seeing this(which was the entire class) bolted out of there as fast as they could run. Richard then turned around to Tsukune and his harem.
"I've starting to like you guys. Next class I'll teach you guys how to kill things better." The gang just stood there speechless to stunned for words.
"Excuse me but I think I need to go to the school nurse." Said the ash pile of the ex-orc. Richard walked over to it and looked down at his ex-student.
"Walk it off you pussy!" Richard then walked away to his office. After he left Tsukune did a big sigh.
"So much for a relatively normal teacher that wouldn't try to kill us."