Hey here I am again so quick to make up for the short chap 3 now chapter 4 DISCLAIMER!
Kakuzu: Alright. Lavender-chan doesn't own Naruo or Naruto shippuden. If she did We would be making millions $$$
Me: We?
Kakuzu: Yes we. Obviously I would own 70% of the franchizing share.
Me: Right. On with the story.
Ding Dong. Sasori rang the doorbell as soon as they arrived. To Deidara surprise Itachi answered the door. "Eh? Why are we at Itachi's house, un?" Deidara questioned Sasori as he glared at Itachi.
"Because Brat we have club meetings at Itachi's house." Sasori explained
"Oi, Sasori, Why did you bring her?" he asked jabbing a thumb toward the blonde ignoring the daggers he was glaring. "I'm a guy, un!"
"Itachi just let us in. You know the club could use a new member after the whole Orochimaru thing." Itachi grimmanced at the memory and reluctantly steped aside letting them in. All three walked upstairs into Itachi's room which was large enough to be called amaster bedroom. There were 6 others in the room laughing and having a good time.
"Oi, Sasori you're late again don't you know time is money and I hate waisting money." Said a tan teen with stiches all over, shoulder length brown hair and christmas colored eyes.
"Sorry Kakuzu I had to catch up with Deidara." He replied pushing the shying blonde forwad to meet his friends.
"Well you could go fuck your bitch some other time. Do you know how long we had to sit here and listen to this mizer bitch about how he could be at home counting his fucking money?" a pale teen with sliked back white hair, Jashin necklace, and pink eyes cursed.
"Hidan watch your language." Deidara turned to the next person who spoke. She was the only woman in the room. She wore a dress that was the same shade of blue as her hair and was making oragami at a desk with Pein. All of a sudden there was a person with an orange mask in Deidara's face.
"Oh she's pretty I like her. What's your name sempai?" Deidara's eye began to twich. Not from the close proxcimity of the other male to his face, but the fact that no one could tell he was a BOY! "My name is Tobi. Tobi is a good boy." He said cheerily, before Dei could reply the Jashinist yelled. "Tobi get the fuck out of her face. Tobi is a bad boy." Suddenly everything whent defly quite, and all eyes were on Tobi as his jumping stoped.
He put a hang on his mask and moved it off to the side so it covered only his left eye. The boy slowly turned around and stared at the other teen with a blood red eye. "What did you say?" He asked in a deathly serious tone.
"Damn now look what you've done dipshit." said Kakuzu
In a flash Tobi/Madara had knocked the Jashinist over, and was choking him. "Take it back." He said. Deidara just stood there in shock "Danna what the heck is going on, un?"
"When you make Tobi upset his alter ego Madara comes out."
"What?"
"Tobi is a bit mentaly unstable."
"Ah." When Deidara turned back to look at what was happening, he saw Kisame trying to pry the mental case off Hidan. "Where's Zetsu?" Sasori asked. As if he was summoned forth Zetsu appered behind Sasori and Deidara.
"I was getting a snack." Deidara turned around and came face-to face with another teen with green hair and one half of his body white and the other black. It seemed that Sasori's friends keep getting weirder and weirder. Zetsu walked past the red-head and blonde walkig over to Tobi/Madara who was still trying to kill Hidan.
"I said take it back or I'll repaint this room in your blood." Tobi/Madara threatened. The Jashinist was starting to turn blue when Zetsu laid a hand on Tobi's shoulder. The mental case looked up and smiled.
"Zetsu, where have you been?" Tobi asked.
"I was in the kitchen getting a snack." Zetsu replied.
Sasori and Deidara finaly steped through the thresh-hold and closed the door behind them, then took a seat on the floor.
"Great. Now that everyone is here, and no one want's to kill eachother lets begin." Pein stated. "First off we'll mostlikly have a new member. Deidara could you introduce yourself to everyone?" The blonde jerked his head up from braiding his fringe and turned to Sasori who gave him a look that said 'Go on Brat.' Deidara stood up and walked into the ring of people.
"Um...My name is Deidara Iwa, un. I'm 15 and a BOY damn it, un!" Everyone except Pein, Itachi, Sasori, and Kisame and their mouths hanging open and expressions of shock on their faces.
"Holy shit I thought he was a fucking girl." Hidan shouted what was on everyones minds.
"Well you thought wrong, un."
"Aw I was hopping to get another female member foowy. Well we should formaly introduce ourselfs, Im Konan that Hidan, Tob,i Zetsu, and Kakuzu." Konan said pointing to each member acordingly.
"It's nice to meet you all, un."
"Alright now that that's been taken care of we now need to pick someone for Deidara to do the inishiation against. Any voulenteers?" Pein looked around and saw a couple hands raised. "Sasori Hidan do sissors, paper, rock to see who gets to fight Deidara."
The blonde's eyes widdened at that. "Woah, woah, woah. I have to fight somebody, un?" Dei asked shocked. "Yup but it's not like a death match. I just want to know that the members of my organization can hold their own. Sasori, Hidan get to it." He finished as he sat down to watch.
Sasori and Hidan got into the middle and started playing calling out "Sissors, paper, rock." Sasori put sissors and Hidan put rock. "Ah yeah, what now fucker?" "Hidan it's not over yet. Its best 2 out of 3." Sasori explained.
"Sissors, paper, rock."
Sasori put paper and Hidan put sissors. When the Jashinist saw that he won he juped up and shouted in Sasori's face "Yeah I beat that fucker. Mabey next time fire-croch." Sasori winced at the nick-name and Deidara giggled.
Sasori was a little upset he wanted to be the one to fight Deidara. He'd go easy on him as he knew Hidan wouldn't. "Okay. Now that we have our winner we need to go to the park couse Itachi's dad is upset that we keep fighting in his backyard." After Pein everyone got up and filed out the building and down the rode to the park.
When they got there they made sure to stand back as Hidan brought out his syth. "I'm not sure I want to do this Danna, un."
"Oh come on Brat just do it." Sasori said pushing Deidara into the fighting ring and he sat down.
"What the hell are you doing? Do you plan on fighting me siting down?"
"Yes I won't need to satnd, un." Deidara said taking his backpack off and opening it. That made the Jashinist mad. Hidan charged forward at the blonde and swung his syth only to get blown back without making any contact.
"What the hell was that?" He yelled picking himself off the ground. He stared Deidara down and noticed that he was sitting indian style throughing up and down a small object. The people behind Deidara got a better view and saw that Deidara threw a small clay object at Hidan.
"I've never told anyone this before, but I'm pretty skilled at making small bombs, un. I have smoke bombs, tear gas ones, and regular ones, un." Deidara explained as he pulled a bag of each kind out of his backpack.
"Oh! Dei Dei-Sempai is so cool." Tobi cheered. "Dei Dei-Sempai?" Kisame questioned to himself.
"And why do you keep bombs in your backpack?" inquired Kakuzu.
Dei turned toward the mizer and said "So if someone trys to hurt me I can fight back, un. I'm not very good in hand-to-hand combat, un."
"Can we fucking finish this damn fight?" Deidara turned around just in time to doge one of the blades on Hidan's syth. The fight whent on for about 16 minutes when Hidan finaly fell after Deidara threw one of his biger real bombs at him.
Deidara walked over to the tree where his sweat shirt got caught on, but couldn't get it off. "forget it."
After Konan pached up hidan and Deidara they walked back to Itachi's house and up to his bedroom. Once everyone got settled Pein began to speak. "Congradulations Deidara. Welcome to Akatsuki."
Yeah Deidara is now a part of Akatsuki. Did y'all like that fight as inicitation thing I did? Pretty clever huh? Anyway Rate and Review please. Ja Ne :3