Mushi Mushi (Hello) to all those waiting for this chapter. Sorry I haven't updated in a while we had exames, but I'm back and not sick and/or dying. Well anyway I hpoe you enjoy it. DISCLAIMER!

Hidan: Alright heathens, Does it seem like lavender fucking owns Naruto or Naruto Shippuden? No, she doesn't. It's the damn property of Masahi Kishimoto.

Me: Hidan don't call my awsome readers heathens, and don't cuss at them either.

Hidan: Well fucking excuse me.

Me: Don't make me go get Kakuzu.

Hidan: . . . . . Read the story.

Me: Better.

Deidara groaned when the sun shined in his eyes. He opened them slowly blinking, trying to get them to adjust to the bright light of morning. The blonde turned over to look at his digital clock. It read 10:00am.

"I guess I should get up, un." He got out of bed and headed to the bathroom to take a long shower. After about 35 minutes Deidara came out the steaming bathroom with a towel around his waist and one on his head drying his long blonde strands.

Ring...ring...ring

His cellphone rang from the dresser. He picked it up, flipped it open and saw that the caller was none other than Sasori.

"How'd he get my number? Hello, un?"

"Morning Brat. Get over to the park right now."

"Why Da-" Sasori had hung up on Deidara befor he got the chance to ask his question. "It must be another Akatsuki meeting, un." He set his phone back on the dresser, and rushed to his closet.

He threw on an old pair of dark blue sweatpants and a fishnet shirt with a short blue shirt over it. (Think his Akatsuki outfit) He practicly raced into the kitchen for a bowl of Frosted Flakes. After shovling cerial down his throught and putting his bowl and spoon away Deidara grabed his keys and locked his aperment door behind him.

When he arrived at the park he saw that everyone was already there, and waiting for him. They were either waiting on a swing or on the playset.

"Deidara you made it. Good." Pein said walking down a twisty slide while everyone gatherd round. "Now that Dei-chan is a member he needs a club cloak. Here." Konan pulled a black cloat with blood red clouds out of her bag, and handed it to Deidara.

"Thanks Konan, un." Deidara went to sit next to Sasori and smiled at him. The Red-head turned toward the blonde with a faint smile on his normally indiferent face.

"Okay now we need to explain to Dei here what Akatsuki is. Akatsuki is a group that helps around the neighborhood. Mainly with keeping people safe." Pein said.

"Keeping people company." Konan said

"Keeping people feed." Black half of Zetsu said.

"Keeping people happy." Tobi and Kisame cheered.

"Entertaining" Sasori, Itachi, and Hidan said.

"And making sure no one is debted to anyone." Kakuzu said.

Deidara gave all of this information serious thought. 'Thats so nice. I'm sure I can do all that, un.' Dei thought.

"Now that we have Dei Dei-Sempai we'll have to have another concert won't we?" Tobi asked.

"Concert?"

"It's like a talent show, Brat. Each member shows off their skill, and proves that their the best." It's also how we get sponsers." Sasori explainded. Deidara began to understand, and nodded.

"We got a mission today; it's a small one so you don't have to worry Deidara. Today Mrs Haruno wants us to repaint her house." Deidara got up and put on his cloak as did everyone else. They soon began walking in the direction of the Haruno household.

"Hey guys your just on time."Sakaru yelled as she saw the group comming up the street. "The paint's in the backyard. Why don't you leave your cloaks inside so you don't get paint on them, then you can get to work."

They walked through the living room droping their cloaks on the couch, and going out the sliding door to the backyard to start working. They were going to be painting the house a creamish color.

Things were going well. There was 10 of them so it was getting done fast. That was, until Tobi knocked a bucket of paint of his ladder and on to a now seathing Hidan. The Jashinist was furious.

"Oh no. Tobi is very sorry."

"You little fucker." Hidan shouted up at Tobi. "Watch what your fucking doing damn it." They had to have Kakuzu keep Hidan from turning Tobi from a lollipop into a pixi stick.

"Tobi said He was sorry." He cried as he climbed down the ladder.

"I don't fucking care Tobi's a bad boy." Tobi stoped crying and glared at the Jashinist through the whole in his mask. "What?" He questioned in a deadly serious tone.

"Oh no, Danna do something, un."

"Like what Brat? Nothing I do will be able help." Sasori said in a bored tone as he painted. By the time his and Sasori's conversation was over they still weren't able to get Tobi/Madara to calm down. Tobi/Madara was ontop the Jashinist punching and kicking the living daylights out of him.

"Tobi." Zetsu called in stern voice. Tobi turned to see a disapointed Zetsu. "Im sorry Zetsu." He apploligised bowing his head.

"Don't say that to me tell that to Hidan."

"Tobi is very sorry Hidan." He appologised sweet as candy.

"Whatever." Hidan replied. Kakuzu hit him over the head then continued to paint. He'd be damned if he let that zealot get in his way of 20 bucks. After hidan came back from the batheroom he was all cleaned up and lacking a shirt. He walked past Tobi muttering something about how he ruined his favorite shirt, and contiued painting.

The further into the aftternoon the hotter it got. Deidara was glad he decided to wear what he had. Unlike Deidara, Sasori had a solid bleck T-shirt on. The red-head put down his paint brush and looked up at the sky.

"How are you not on fire Brat?" He huffed out wipeing his forehead with the back of his hand.

"Well, my shirt is short and thin, yours is solid black, un." Sasori looked down. Deidara was right, it was way to hot to be wearing a black T-shirt. So he took his shirt off, threw it on the ground, and wiped some sweat off his brow. His firery hair swayed in the wind as the sunlight reflected off the sweat on Sasori's pale chest.(Cue fangirl squeel XD)

Deidara stood there stuned that he never noticed how good-looking his Danna is. Sasori turned his head toward Deidara with a questioning face. "What are you staring at, Brat?"

Sasori's voice broke Deidara out of his daze, he hadn't realized that he was staring. His face flushed as he said "N-nothing Danna, un."

A little while after they finished painting the Haruno house, and with only a few injuries, mainly on Hidan. "Thank you boys so much. Here's your pay." Mrs. Haruno said as she handed each member 20 dollers.

"Itachi may I speak to you?" Deidara asked stopping the Uchiha when everyone started heading home. He turned to listen to what Deidara had to say.

"In private, un." This made the Uchia a little worried. "Sure Deidara what is it? Is every thing alright?" He asked when they got to a more secluded place.

"Yeah, I guess so, un." Deidara stated as he looked down at his shoes and fiddled with his fingers.

"I think I have a crush on Sasori no Danna. What should I do, un?"

What kind of advice will Itachi give Dei Dei? Will Sasori even be intersted? You'll have to wait 'til I update again to find out. Unil then enjoy this. (me singing) Dam dadi Do, Dam Dadi Dodi Dam. Dam Dadi Do, Dam Dadi Dodi Dam. Ja Ne :3