The Messy Fight

It took about thirty minutes for me to get to the Big Blue. It's a pretty active place. There was even a sign telling us to hop onto the cars. So I did. I stood there for a while, waiting for Olimar. Eventually, my car slowed and I was forced to jump on another, and so on. Olimar had yet to show. Just as I was preparing to call Captain Falcon, a car came from the front. It was black, and surrounded by a dark mist. Not being a friggin idiot, I did not jump on it, but watched it. After about five minutes of waiting, a loud, shrill, ear-splitting screech was heard. I fell to my knees, holding my ears. When it finally ended, I looked up. That instant, I received several, powerful punches to the face. When I got back up and opened my eyes. Three ghosts were standing there, with their evil wicked smiles, they charged at me. In vain, I tried to punch them back. One got hit, the others beat me senseless. Then, so did the third. As they threw me around like a ragdoll, a part of my mind was unlocked. Suddenly, I unleashed a giant black ball of energy from my hands, sending the three back flying. Then, they leaped onto my head and started attacking me.

Olimar's POV

Holy cow. This \#}€%£ hurts! Those little sons of a rainbow-eating unicorn! ~#€€~€~#! They broke my ~}}€€#~ legs! *sigh* Hm. Calm down. First, focus. Pluck out some Pikmin. You just lucky that they left before finishing you off. You don't wanna push your luck any further. Urgh! Argh! Grrr... Humph. Apparently, I need my legs to pluck them out. Or at least something to place my weight on other than my broken, mangled legs. Well, might as well start crawling. I might make it to the announcer's booth. This could take a while.

Shadow's POV

Oh god, this hurts. Even though I can summon those giant balls, those 3 cooperate insanely well. As I rushed them, preparing another ball, they smashed me back. Just then, one rushed me. My blood, filled with adreline, caused me to grab that thing, and throw it back. As the adrenaline continued to flow, a sudden explosion came from behind. Apparently, that's all I have to do to kill them is throw them back, onto the track.
As I stood there, distracted by this revelation, I was attacked by the other two. When I managed to get them off, another one jumped out.
"Shadow, I presume?" a voice called out.
"I'm a bit busy, however you are!" I said while fighting off the things.
"It's me, Olimar. You're fighting a group of MissingNo." Olimar stated.
"If your Olimar, then get down-" I said before being punched. "Urgh! Help me, you fool!"
"If I could I would." Olimar replied.
"NOW'S NOT THE TIME FOR LONG STORIES!" I yelled, before punched again.
"Long story short, I killed five of those things, before they broke both my legs." Olimar said.
"Wait, FIVE?" I questioned.
"Yeah, there are around 9 left." Olimar said non-chalantly.
"THE F-" I said, before receiving a hit where it hurts. As I lay there, groveling in pain, the three jumped. Just then, I had a huge want to fly. As my eyes closed, they suddenly burst open. I had gone from the ground to the sky. Realizing my chance, I struck with all my strength straight down, killing all three.
"Six more to go, hotshot!" Olimar whooped.
"Well, that's better than ni- oof!" I said, before three more came up, and punched me in the face. Another charged me, so I grabbed and threw it off as well.
"Just five more!" Olimar yelled.
"I don't need a body count! Just a fighter!" I yelled back, annoyed.
"Well, too bad! I can't help." Olimar grumbled.
I was then smacked repeatedly. As I tried to get away, one grabbed me. It smiled, and threw me down. It stood above me and smiled sadistically.

MissingNo. #8 POV
translated from glitch language

when we were placed here, I never expected such a feisty fighter...

Removed due to... You just don't want to know it was thinking about... And DON'T ASK.

Then, I'll kill him.

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Shadow's POV

It stood there for a while, just smiling. I just sat there, not wanting to startle him. However, a heart container sudden appeared behind me. Felling it's warmth, I grabbed it, and punched the thing right in its face, as it fell back, my wounds started to heal. I grabbed it, and as the others watched, I threw it off. It died. The others charged me. Suddenly, one of the others threw a smart bomb. I used my "flight" powers to dodge it. The others charged right into it like idiots. They died.
Finally, down to two. Just then, the last two appeared, and broke one of my legs. I grabbed one, smacked the other with its own comrade, and then threw the one I held to its death. I sat there, in pain, with my leg bleeding almost interminable amounts. The last one had a face of fear, until it saw how injured I was. It then turned sadistic. It started slowly going towards me. Just when I thought it was all over, that I was going to die, and that I wouldn't avenge Elfrid, a purple being fell from the sky. It missed, but distracted the last MissingNo. enough for me to grab and kill it. Dear god, I thought, Finally, it's all over.
"Shadow, let my Pikmin carry us to the-" Olimar started to say.
I didn't hear the rest because I fell unconscious... again