The Rejection
"Sweet God, have mercy on me." Giga Bowser said, while holding his hand to his head and shaking his head shamefully. "Why would you go off like that? We lost Biotech, nearly lost Wario, and you two! *sigh* Kamek, fixed that glitch with the loyalty process? It really put us in the crapper last time we got unloyal clones."
Kamek replied, turning from the machines, "Nearly done sir, but I have an idea. It might be possible for me to tweak the machine to fire a simple beam which causes the target to become loyal."
"Finally, some good news. Well, to make up for the lost, Spyre, you being smaller, will be in charge of the weapon once finished. Radley, I need you to track down Shadow, and when he's separated, throw these pellets down. They unleash three weak Sliver Hedgehogs each. We know he could hold his own while outnumbered, so I'm giving you ten. Hopefully, that should be enough. Either way, don't think for one second you can just sit and watch the fight; I need you fighting. As for myself, I will stay and help Kamek, either by commanding him or... *grinning evilly* Motivating him." After this, Giga turned back to the machines and stood next to the sweating Magikoopa.
"Alright Wario, good job. I don't know how you did it, but Biotech is finally out of my way! The pest was suspecting me. Now, are you sure no one else suspects me?" a voice called.
"No. But shouldn't we be focusing on the matter at hand? That is to say, TABUU IS BACK!" Wario screeched.
"Giga Bowser should be capable of handling him. And I know exactly how to stop him. Now then, they've probably fixed that virus I gave them. Wario, I need you to make sure Giga tells them that if he passes, I am in command." the voice said.
"And then you give me a perminate Smash Ball, like the one Bowser used?" Wario inquired.
"Of course." the voice replied, But you don't know the one way to defeat a God, whereas I do...
"Well, here we are!" Luigi stated.
We were in front of what appeared to be an old abandoned outhouse, if they exist.
"You expect us to stay in this literal craphole?" Olimar snapped back.
"Just follow me," Luigi said as he went inside, "and push this button when you get inside."
Suddenly, the door closed.
"Pikachu, I trust Luigi, but something just doesn't feel right." Jiggly said.
"Yeah, me too. How 'bout you four?" Pikachu asked.
"I know this place sucks." Olimar said.
"There's probably a trick to this place..." Falcon said.
"Poyo..." Kirby whispered.
"I sorta feel like somthing's watching us..." I replied.
Suddenly the door opened. First, Olimar and Kirby went in. Then Jiggly and Pikachu. Then the captain and me. The outhouse turned out to be some sort of secret entrance to a royal underground bunker. Inside, everyone was sitting down on a couch, some sipping tea, others eating chips, and Kirby helping himself to everything on the table, itself included.
"Well, bro, what is it you want?" stated Mario.
So was this the hideout of the Mario Giga Bowser so feared? Next to him sitting down was Princess Peach.
"Well, it's a bit of a long story..." Luigi started.
Instantly, we all fell asleep, including Jiggly. We were awoken by Luigi's loud yell.
"... WELL, to put it bluntly, Crazy Hand is dead, and so might be Master Hand, and we need a new hideout. And to top it all off, Tabuu's back." Luigi told Mario.
"So you want me to help you fight off Tabuu and Giga Bowser? Peach, could you do me a favor and bring me some more iced tea?" Mario said.
"Yes." Peach said, leaving.
"NO. N. O. No." Maro stated bluntly as soon as Peach was gone.
"Wha-but, but, why not?" Luigi begged.
"I don't want Peach in danger. And if I let you guys stay here, based on what I heard, she's in grave danger. I don't want to make that mistake. Speaking if that, how is Daisy?" Mario said.
"But you HAVE to help, bro! You're the only person Giga Bowser still fears!" Luigi said.
"And besides, before the mutiny, she was one of the targets I was supposed to assassinate." I said.
"Even more reason. They'll probably go after her first!" Mario said.
"Luigi, you suck. C'mon Kirby, let's get out of here." Olimar said, leaving along with Kirby, followed soon after by Jigglypuff and Pikachu. As the captain and I were leaving, Luigi said this:
"Can Daisy at least stay here? I don't want her in danger either."
"Fine, it's less dangerous than having everyone here."
"#%€|#€* brilliant Luigi! Now tell me, what are we supposed to go?" Olimar said.
"I don't know. I don't know." Luigi said, while shaking his head glumly, "I don't know."
