The Irony

"Lord Giga Bowser, I believe I have found Mario's hideout. As I was spying on the targets, they went int a small dingy outhouse... ALL of them. And when they exited, I was lucky enough to hear a few words in this conversation between Jigglypuff and Pikachu. I am warning you, though, sir; due to my high altitude, there is mostly static. But believe me, it is Mario's hideout." Radley reported.

"Well then, show me you imbecile!" Giga Bowser snapped back.

"Well, he wasnt much." Jigglypuff stated.

"I know, but ##### Princess#### #### ## I'd do the same for you." Pikachu replied.

"Yeah, ### #### Mari-#### ### good g#### Bowser #### loses everytime." Jigglypuff said.

"Hm... Yeah, it's probably Mario. And the Princess is in there too. But we can't be sure. Maybe they caught onto to you and this is a trap." Giga Bowser said.

"Didn't sound like it to me." Spyre stated.

"Mind your own business! But I don't want to waste MY time, so I'm sending out some assassins. Ridley, return to your assigned mission." Giga Bowser commanded.

"Yes sir!" Radley said, before flying off.

"Kamek, are Rellan and his crew ready?" Giga inquired.

"Most certainly, my overlord." Kamek replied.

"Send him to the outhouse."

"Hey Mario, where did everyone go?" Peach asked.

"Oh, they decided to go see if they could recruit some more people." Mario lied to Peach.

"Oh, okay. I just hope they're fine." Peach said.

"Don't worry, Luigi's there! Oh, and Daisy is coming to stay until this thing blows over." Mario answered.

When will she be arriving?" Peach asked.

"Don't know... Tomorrow, maybe?" Mario replied.

Suddenly, the door blew open.

"Mario, I presume?" a voice called.

"Peach, go hide. Yeah, I am. Who are you?" Mario asked as Peach left.

"Oh no you don't!" Rellan shouted, before pulling out a hand gun and pointing it at Peach, "Stop right now. You will watch as I kill your boyfriend."

"I doubt that," said Mario, before launching a fireball at the figure, "So, who are you?" Mario threatened.

"Rellan," he said, dodging the fireball with ease, "And it'll be much harder to kill me than you think." Mario barked.

"We'll see. Trust me." Rellan said, charging straight for Mario.

Mario took out his hammer, about to smash it on Rellan's head, who rolled and shot the gun out of Mario's hands. Rellan leapt at Mario, who jumped around and countered the attack. This went on for several minutes.

"*puff* *huff* you're pretty good... But not enough!" Rellan said.

Suddenly, the sky went dark. Multiple figures crashed in.

"Hey, thats not fair!" Peach yelled, then charged at the foes on Mario.

A gunshot was heard and Peach fell to the floor.