Salary
A/N Read a version of this and thought it was funny and I could imagine Naruto actually doing this.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the original version of this story.
Warning: NONE
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Naruto was on his way to work at Uchiha corporations. His life was pretty good. He had blond hair and blue eyes with 3 whisker marks on each cheek. He had a very lean feminine structure and was only 5,8 foot tall. Naruto had a 5 bedroom house with an acre of land, a Audi TT and no debts at the age of 25, so lige was good. However him and his friends at work had been worked to the bone recently and haven't even got paid for the over time. So when he got to his office he sent his Boss, Sasuke Uchiha, a man with raven hair and obsidian eye ,also known as the Bastard to Naruto and his friends an email to increase his and his fellow workers salary.
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company. Thi$ point i$ empha$ized by the fact we have been working hour$ and hour$ or extra overtime with no extra pay.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon
Your$ $incerely,
Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze =$
The next day, Naruto got a reply. He was jumping for joy inside his head thinking that he had got the salary increase… The e-mail read…
Dear Naruto,
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly,
Sasuke Uchiha
Naruto visibly deflated after this and many people avoided the manager's office that day because they could hear an loud psychotic evil laugh…