I DO NOT OWN NARUTO

"KIMI, SHINIGAMI WHAT IN HEAVEN AND HELLS NAME DID YOU TWO BAKAS DO NOW" a very angry, angry woman with red hair and red eyes said to the two hiding idiots backing away from the said woman now named Kimi and Shinigami.

" N-nothing mother" Kimi said trying to hide behind her father, Shinigami.

" W-well honey we did absolutely nothing of importance" Shinigami said trying to back away from his angry wife.

" NOTHING OF IMPORTANCE You two did it again didn't you" the woman said.

"um hai but honey for once I'm able to say my little girl thought of this all by herself I just helped" the Shinigami.

"Why in heavens name do I even bother anymore so whose soul did you release this time"

"Well two of them are Kushina and Minato Uzumaki-Namikaze and the other one is Obito Uchiha, Kami" Shinigami explained.

" 3 souls then why did I feel just one soul cross over to the living"

"Well Kushina and Minato Uzumaki-Namikaze were in my stomach so I just crossed them over to the other side instead of being in my stomach besides there not like the ones in there evil twisted insane" he said.

"ah fine your changes can stay but why Uchiha didn't you two cause the Uchiha masquerade to happen" Kami said.

"Well he not like the usual Uchiha he a lot more like his grandfather and father, Izuna and Kagami Uchiha"(1) Kimi said.

"Fine but why must you two always change my plans" Kami said going back to her original form with white hair and blue-green eyes and black, red, white silk clothes.

"Entertainment and we haven't changed any of you plans since Uchiha masquerade and beside the Uchiha's had it come to them any way" Shinigami said.

"Fine but warn me when your going to do something mahahahahah" Kami said as she left the two confused Gods.

"um… I think we finally broke her dad" Kimi said to her father.

" Yes sweetheart that happens once in a while but look at the bright side she better in bed and she will agree to anything mahahahahah" Shinigami said.

"DID I EVEN NEED TO KNOW THIS YOU PERVERTED DAD" Kimi said before running to clean her eyes out from the mental images.

NARU/ YUKI APARTMENT

"Not much but it home" Naru said to Obito..

"It nice" Obito said looking around the tiny apartment.

"Yeah now on to more pressing matters ramen" Naru said starting to move around the apartment into the kitchen area.

'Kami why in heaven did she have to have that addiction for ramen ah well at least she can make up for it in prancing hahahaha'(2)

" Ah well so tell me this so called test you were going to do" Naru said.

"Well it no really a test per say I just want you to do a few things before I can tell you anything" Obito explained.

"Fine what do you want me to do" Naru said on her second ramen.

"Well I want you to tree climbing practice and get less bright clothes I know orange is awesome but it might get you killed just wear a few like me not completely the whole color understand" Obito said.

"BUT BUT IT MY SUIT HOW CAN I NOT HAVE IT" Naru screamed.

"What I meant you could still have orange but not a lot"

"NO IT MY SUIT"

"Look it won't train you or tell you who you parents are until you lose a bit of orange understand"

'hmm orange or parents and training, orange or parents and training' Naru thought.

"Fine I will lose some orange but not all understand"

" THAT WHAT I'M TELLING YOU"

"oh"

"So you need help on tree climbing or what" Obito said annoyed.

"hai"

"Fine all you have to do in gather some chakra on your feet, not to little but not to much this aloud you to control your chakra and help gain more chakra understand"

"um how do you do it" Naru said feeling lost.

"Like this" Obito concentrated on putting chakra on his feet and started walking on the wall up to the ceiling where Naru was.

"Understand after you do this I will tell you who your parents are and teach you more jutsu"

"HAI" Naru said thinking of all the trouble she could cause with that jutsu.

"Fine well later I comeback soon" Obito said as he left before she could say any thing.

(1) First Izuna and Kagami Uchiha are real Uchiha but I don't know if there related or not.

(2) When I mean where doomed on the second chapter I meant that konoha was doomed because Obito has a bit of a prankster in him and with Naru well let just say that are not so pleasant for konoha

And I am really really really sorry that I didn't update sooner school just started and I had some writer block on this story so sorry oh and one review for me to update later

{Sami-Black}