Yeah, I know. This is a lousy chapter. Well, I was bored and I didn't know what to write for this chapter, so I came up with it at random. It's mostly crack and practice for nothing whatsoever. Anyone who can guess what the two line breaks say gets to keep Len for a day!

Len: What? I never agreed to this, Exorcist!

Zatsune: You think your fangirls give a damn?

Miki: This isn't a chat box!

Rin: I'm going surfing!

Everyone except Rin: What?

Exorcist: Here's ta cruddy chapter! Oh, and according to spell check 'nano' isn't a word!

Thanks to everyone who reads this!

Chapter two: And so the demon enters

I look up at the girl standing over me. In some ways she looks like a good friend of mine, Miku Hatsune. But she also looks completely different. Instead of the bright teal hair that makes Miku stand out so much, she has solid black hair that looks like it was burned in quite a few areas. She also has similar eyes, though they are red instead of blue. She is the one who I heard. She is the one who screamed. I think. I know I am right. Not because she told me. Because I can feel it, everything tells me she did it. She is Zatsune. I don't need to ask anything I can't already feel. "What do you want from me?" I ask. My fear of her is gone. I know her abilities. I know what she could try to do to me. But I know she can't do that. Not to me, at least. "I want to know where Hatsune is." Zatsune says. I shake my head. "Sorry. I don't know where Miku is." I answer, my usual kind tone, which is there unless I am talking to Cul (who has never been nice to anyone other than Yuma) or telling Kaito to stop being a total idiot (why do we even try…), gone. "That too bad. It looks like someone is going to get hurt. Consider this war, Exorcist." And with that, she's gone. I look over to Ring. To tell the honest truth, I don't really know anything about her other than she's been a practicing Wiccan since the age of 16. "We'd better get going, Miki. If anyone asks what this was about, say you slipped." Is all Ring has to say. I nod my head and follow her.

As time passes, we catch a lot of evidence, however, it all seems feeble to the strange demon that threatened the entire team in the early evening. Turns out the only person who heard me scream (which I plan on denying for the rest of my damn life) was Piko. I did as Ring told me too and lied. I feel a little guilty about it though, considering he seemed pretty worried, but, hey, no one needs to know that this place is haunted by a strange Miku-look-a-like-demon. "Hey, have you seen the twins?" I ask, kinda worried about what those two might destroy. "Huh, Rin and Len? Nope, haven't seen them. If they break anything, they can pay for it." Piko answers. 'Cause Rin and Len always pay for stuff. I think. Sure, they can afford it, but they won't pay for it.

~~Kore ha nihongo no shitenhenkouda!~~

Opps. I didn't mean to break that. Oh, well. Someone will fix it, right? "Rin, did you break something?" Oh, god. Wait, how did Len hear that? Is he a superhero and I didn't know? No, he's too lame for that. "No, I was walking and something just so happened to break." Yeah, that'll work! Not! "Right… and I-" and in a nano second, Len is on top of me. Oh, and to make the situation all the more awkward (I never said that there is anything wrong with Len being on top of me), our lips are touching. After Len realizes what is going on (it takes him 30 seconds), he quickly pulls away and gets off of me. "Sorry, Rin! I'm really, really sorry!" Len apologizes, however I am not listening, I'm trying to decide whether I should start fangirling or if I should ignore him for the rest of the night.

Watashiha niwatori Kaito no baka chiizu ha odorokubakari Jack Black ha chiitaa gakousoku!

Hmm… I wonder if they have Ice Cream here. I really want some Ice Cream right now. Why does Ring keep face palming? "Hey, Ring? Are you okay?" I ask, trying to be a good friend. "Yes, BaKaito, I'm just fine being stuck with your dumbness." Ring says. "Oh, good!" I answer, I'm really glad that she's okay. She may be kinda mean to me, but she's still my friend.

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