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Part 3
Caroline stood in her bedroom, gazing at her reflection in her mirror, her hands were on her hips and she let out a soft giggle. "I have never looked more like a slut!"She admitted, smirking, quite proud of how she looked. "And I have to thank you Bonnie for helping me look like a tramp."She laughed again.
"I'LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT!"Damon yelled, letting her know once again that he will be the judge of if she looks slutty enough.
Caroline rolled her eyes and yelled, "OF COURSE DARLING."She joked.
Bonnie winked at her, "Your welcome Care."She smirked. "You do look like a tramp."She laughed.
"Well I guess its time to get my approval from my master."Caroline joked, squirting candy smelling perfume all over herself, then grabbing herself a hot pink purse, and walked towards her door with Bonnie after her. Caroline closed the door after them and started walking downstairs.
"Master! I kinda like that coming from your lips. It is true you know, I did create you after-all."Damon joked, sitting down on the couch downstairs, waiting for Caroline to come downstairs with her witchy friend. As soon as he saw her he gasped in shock, then let out a loud whistle, then started clapping. "Holy fucking shit do you like mighty tasty! Fuck this game, I say we kick the bitches out of your house and roll around in your bed all night long like we used to back in the day."Damon said, winking at her.
Caroline smirked, walking up to him, leaning over making sure to give him a good view of her showing cleavage, then she nibbled on his ear softly, whispered in his ear, "You wish baby."She then bit his ear hard, causing him to shriek. Caroline pulled back and slapped him over his head once again for fun. "That was for reminding me that its your fault that I am a vampire."
"Hey slut don't forget that I am the one that killed you, don't be giving him all the credit."Katherine said, laying down on the couch, with her legs on top of Damon's.
Caroline gazed at her, smirking, leaned down as if she was going to give the other vampire a hug, but instead of wrapping her arms around the other girl she pulled Katherine's hair as hard as she could, chuckling when Katherine screamed in pain, then let out a growl. "That is for reminding me that you are the vampire that killed me."She smirked, "Hurts like a bitch doesn't it?"She asked. Caroline then scratched her nails on the girls arm, chuckling once again at the sounds coming from Katherine, then backed away.
"Alright bitches enough fighting, lean back some more so I can inspect you."Damon ordered, pushing Caroline back.
Caroline snorts, "Inspect me for what roaches?" She joked.
"Ewe! I certainly hope you don't have any roaches or I am out of here."Katherine said, with Damon and Bonnie nodding their heads in agreement.
Damon cleared his throat, "I can't believe that you would say something so disgusting and filthy while looking like a slut and it wasn't the kind of filthy talk I'd want to hear from those sexy lips of yours while you look like sex."He stated, glaring at her. He then rolled his eyes and sighed, gazing at her body once more. Her hair was still blond with curls, nothing special. She had on a short hot pink and black dress with sparkles, her dress showed plenty of legs and cleavage, she had a cute name tag on her left breast that said 'CandyLips'. Purple boots them came up her thigh a little. She had sparkly pink lips that looked like her lips were actually dipped in sugar, gazing at them made Damon want to lick his lips. Infact he did lick then. She her sparkly eyelashes, purple eye-shadow, a tiny bit of blush on her cheeks, her nails were done dark purple. She had pretty rings on, as well as a long necklace with a charm that dipped into her cleavage.
Damon couldn't help but whistle once again, "Holy shit you really do like hot. You smell tasty enough to eat!"He said, shifting in his seat a little, grabbing his crotch.
Bonnie wrinkled her nose, "You are so gross!"She said, wrapping her arms over her chest, glaring at the male vampire. "Pig!"
"Blow me."Damon said, smirking at the witch.
"You wish!"Bonnie glared heatedly at Damon.
"Yes you are right, and I wouldn't mind taking a nibble out of your chocolate skin either."Damon said, waggling his eye-brows at her, then winked.
"Now you are the one dreaming."Bonnie stated.
Katherine and Caroline chuckled, neither one of them minding Damon's naughtiness, since they both fooled around with him, and any girl that screwed Damon would be stupid if they said they didn't like being with him. They both enjoyed Damon's dirtiness, infact there would be no Damon without disgusting personality.
Damon rolled his eyes at the black girl then looked at Caroline once again. "I approve of everything but one thing."
"Really Damon only one thing?"Katherine joked.
"I look like a skank! What else can you do to make me look more slutty?"Caroline asked, afraid to find out.
"I want the witch to use her freaky powers and turn Caroline's golden locks red."Damon said.
"WHAT?"Caroline screeched, immediately touching her blond curls. "I love my hair!"
Damon rolled his eyes, "Oh get over it Blondie, you can be a red head for one night!"He said, folding his legs, causing Katherine to snort. Him folding his legs dressed as a girl was one hilarious thing to see. Damon glared at Katherine, then turned his attention back to Caroline ignoring Katherine completely. "I don't want that Weasley orange shit either! I want blood red hair, very sexy! You can keep the curls if you want."He said.
Bonnie snorted, "Weasley? You been reading and watching Harry Potter Damon?"She joked.
"What? Fuck no I."Damon started to say, then glared at Caroline, "Fine damn it! Yes I read it but it really isn't my fault. I can't be blamed when Blondie here forces me to read her chick flick books!"
Now it was Caroline's turn to snort. "Are you kidding me? Blaming me? Yes I did force you to read Twilight, but you only read that to get into my panties!"She chuckled. "But I didn't force you to read Harry Potter. I have never read Harry Potter. Infact I was going to read the books but when Cedric Diggory got killed in the fourth movie I said fuck no! They killed my Ceddy off and I refused to read the books!"She pouted.
"Your Ceddy?"Damon asked, wrinkling his nose. "What are you 5?"He rolled his eyes.
"WHAT? Robert was a hotty in Harry Potter. He looked like a freaky sparkling vampire that has a stick shoved up his ass in Twilight, not what a vampire looks at all! But he was very hot as Cedric Diggory!"Caroline pouted.
"He sure does have a stick up his ass."Katherine agreed, smirking. "I wouldn't mind pulling it out of his ass."
Bonnie nodded her head, and placed her hands on Caroline's shoulders."Sorry Care but I have to do it, I promise to change your hair back the way it is. Blond, gorgeous, silky, shiny and sexy."She smirked, then placed her hands on Caroline's hair, closing her hair and concentrating on changing her friends hair blood red.
"Don't forget the curls."Caroline pouted. She closed her eyes as she felt Bonnie hands on her head. She wasn't afraid, she knew her best friend would be able to make her hair as perfect as it once was. She trusted her. When Bonnie removed her hands from her head she knew that her friend was done. She watched Bonnie walk backwards a little and saw from the looks on all three of their faces that she looked hot.
"Wow and I thought Goldie Locks looked hot with blond hair!"Damon shouted excitedly.
Caroline grinned and ran towards the tall mirror in her living room. She gazed at her reflection, twirled around smirked. "Holy shit I sure do look hot!"She giggled and twirled around some more.
"Don't forget why you look fine either!"Damon said.
"Oh ya thanks Bonnie."Caroline said, smiling.
Damon rolled his eyes, "No Red, I meant because of the dare."He said, getting up from the couch, then walking towards Caroline's kitchen. He grabbed a shot of tequila, gulped it down, then walked to her fridge. He grabbed a bag of human blood, stabbed his finger in to make a hole, poured a little bit of blood in three shot glasses, making sure to save a tiny bit of blood. He then poured another shot but with tequila and poured some orange juice in it, and walked into the living room to the three ladies. He gave the orange shot to Bonnie, then handed blood to each of the female vampires. They all took their shots, sighing with relief.
Before Caroline could say anything Damon poured the rest of the blood from the blood bag onto his hand then smeared it all over her chest, causing her to gasp with surprise and horror. "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT FOR?"She asked, shrieking.
" You wasted perfectly good human blood you complete moron!"Katherine scowled, slapping Damon over his head, causing him to growl.
"ENOUGH WITH THE GOD DAMN FUCKING HEAD SLAPS."Damon screamed, causing all the girls to either roll their eyes, snort and all three slapped his head harder then before, causing Damon to rub his head and scowl at all three of them. "Lets get this fucking game on the road damn it!"he growled and walked out of the house.
Caroline giggled at Damon, shrugged her shoulders, eying herself in the mirror once again. "I actually think I look even sexier if that is possible."She smirked. Caroline then walked towards her front door, and stood at the door. "Alright you two lets go, I need to lock up."She said, waiting for Bonnie and Katherine to pass her. She then exited her house, locked up, then placed her keys back into her purse, then skipped on to Damon's car. She hopped into the back of his convertible, with Bonnie next to her, with Katherine in the passenger seat.
Damon started his car, flipped on his radio, then sped on out of Caroline's driveway. Katherine started to singing to the music along with Caroline. Damon rolled his eyes and drove faster.
"I dare you to talk and also act like a chick for the rest of the night vampire boy."Bonnie said, smirking.
Her dare caused the two vampire females in the car to chuckle loudly.
Damon smirked, flipped his hair like a girl would, then batted his eye-brows in a sexy way. "How am I doing so far darling?"He asked, puckering his lips and blowing a kiss towards Bonnie thru the mirror.
Katherine cackled, "Very sexy! But you forgot something."She said, smirking devilishly at him. She then dug around in her purse for her red lipstick. Katherine then smeared it onto his lips. "Now rub your lips together!"She ordered. She chuckled as he rubbed his lips together, then puckered up once again, kissing her on the cheek.
"Thank you sweetheart, it like totally sucks when I forget to bring my lipstick."Damon said, in his girly voice, causing the girls to continue to giggle. "Like O.M.G. Isn't that one of the most suckiest thing ever? To forget your make up?"Damon asked, chuckling softly. "I think I'm doing a fantastic job right now."He admitted, winking in the mirror and licking his lips.
"Like O.M.G. Say that again and I'll chop your bollocks off!"Bonnie threatened, smirking.
"Bitch you better leave my balls out of it you crazy, freaky witch!"Damon said, playing with his hair once again.
"You continuing to play with your hair reminds me."Bonnie said, placing her hands on his gorgeous hair and making it longer, down to his shoulders. Damon's hair was still the same color, and she placed a few braids in his hair, smirking as she did so, totally ignoring his hateful glares. "You can consider this my dare for you."Bonnie said, grinning. Once she was done she pulled away her smile still on her face.
"Thanks darling I look even prettier now!"Damon fake squealed, causing Caroline to squeal as well, and Katherine and Bonnie to laugh.
Katherine glanced out of Damon's window and smirked as she saw a human boy that she recognized immediately. The boy was about their age, maybe a year younger and he was smoking a joint, leaning up against a tree. Katherine eyed Damon wickedly and said in a sing song voice, "Damon I dare you to pull up next to Jeremy and flirt with him, trying to get him to come along for the ride with us."She giggled excitedly clapping her hands.
"WHAT?"Damon screeched in a girly voice. "That is Elena's brother. He is jail bait!"He said, pouting.
Caroline smirked at Katherine's dare and clapped her hands with Katherine. "Ohhhhhhh I love it Kitty Kat!"She screeched.
Bonnie raised her eyebrows her mouth made a tiny little O and she was about to protest, telling Katherine that that was a very cruel dare, but she bit her lip when she realized how amusing the dare really was. She knew for a fact that Jeremy was not gay and would never go for Damon. Bonnie closed her mouth and smirked slightly at Damon's annoyed impression.
"You are doing this Damon!"Katherine glared at him.
Damon smirked at her and sighed, "FUCK! Fine! Alright I'll do this dare but before I do it I will tell you my dare Princess Kat."He stated, chuckling.
Katherine groaned in anger, "Damn it! What is my dare?"She asked, biting her lip in worry.
"I double fucking dare you to pretend you are Elena after I flirt with him. Yell at him for doing drugs and being out so late at night, whatever I don't care. I'd love to see Jeremy's reaction."He smirked.
"Fine! I won't pretend I am that cunt all night long though."She promised. "Elena is way to fucking dull for me and I can't stand pretending I am her when I am as fabulous and awesome as me."
"Deal."Damon smirked, and pulled his car up to Jeremy.
"Hey hot stuff! I'd love for you to hop on into my car and give me the ride of my life."Damon said, and chuckled all girly like. Pulling his hair back, winking at Jeremy, licking his lips and giggling again. "You are one fine little boy."He smirked.
Jeremy stopped smoking his joint and started choking when someone pulled up next to him in their car and started flirting with him. He squinted his eyes when he saw a girl that looked exactly like Damon Salvatore."Haha honey you look like exactly like the scariest fucker I have ever met."He chuckled, puffed on his joint once again. He then blinked his eyes and squinted once again when he realized that it was in fact Damon Salvatore, his sister and Bonnie and Caroline were with him to. Jeremy snorted, "I fucking knew that you were a mother fucking pedophile Damon Salvatore! What going after my sister wasn't good enough for you? So now you must go after me?, since we all know how much you love Gilbert's. And I am even younger then Elena. What kinda perve are you?"He asked, smirking, blowing his smoke in Damon's face. He was surprised he had the guts to do that. 'It must be the pot.'Jeremy thought.
Damon smirked when Jeremy admitted that he was the scariest fucker he had ever met. He was proud of being as frightening as he was, it actually turned him on. He was about to say something when Jeremy continued talking, causing Damon to glare hatefully at him. He wanted to jump out of this car and break the humans neck when Jeremy called him a pervert and a pedophile, the Gilbert joke made him chuckle inwardly. Before he could say anything else Katherine leant over him and practically screeched into his ear.
"What the fuck Jeremy Gilbert!"Katherine growled, she ripped the joint out of the humans hand, glared at it as if it offended her, then butted it out in the ash tray in the car and left it there. She was going to throw it into the woods, but she decided to keep it incase they wanted to smoke out later on. Katherine glared at Jeremy, still practically lying on-top of Damon. "I thought you promised that you were going to stop smoking that shit?"She asked, growling lowly.
Damon chuckled at her growl, "Elena stop being a party pooper! If Jer wants to smoke out all the time and become an even bigger moron then he already is, who are you to fucking stop him?"He asked, keeping up his girly voice.
Katherine giggled under her breath, and glared at Damon slapping him hard on his face. "You fucking bastard! That is my bro bro."She cleared her throat, glaring at Damon when Caroline laughed in the backseat, like it was Damon's fault the blond, now red haired girl was laughing her ass off at her attempt at being Elena.
Caroline stopped laughing when she realized that Katherine slapped Damon's face and she growled loudly, "You fucking home wrecker! Ruin his face and DIE! It took me a long fucking time to make him look that pretty!"She gave Katherine her most angry glare ever. She ignored Damon's glare at her insult.
"Shut up Blondie."She growled, then looked at Jeremy once again."Fuck you are my brother and I am the boss! If I tell you to stop doing drugs and acting like an idiot then you will fucking listen to me god damn it!"She growled once again, punched Damon's leg hard, causing him to let out a girly yelp, grab her hand and crush it. She scowled at Damon, didn't wince at all and pulled her hand away from him just as fast as he grabbed her.
"You don't honestly take me for a complete jackass do you?"Jeremy asked, leaning into the car, shoving Katherine away, grabbing his joint. He then pulled it back into his mouth, and lit it up once again taking a giant puff out of it, then leaned into the car once again and blew it into Katherine's face. "You couldn't be my sister if you were paid to take over her for a night."He smirked, he was quite amused at Katherine's insulted look and Damon's amused look.
"Fuck how did you know?"Katherine asked, pouting, folding her arms over her chest.
"How could I not know? Alright for one you couldn't even call me your brother without stuttering like you are talking to the hottest guy in school. Two Elena would have totally destroyed my joint, not 'save It for later'. Three she would not call Caroline Blondie.. Four she would never use the word fuck, especially as fucking much as you do!"Jeremy said, smirking, then added"Five she wouldn't be giggling like that said school girl as the most evil dude in town is insulting her baby brother. Six Care would never threaten to kill my sister and if she did do you honestly think that Damon, girly or not would just sit there as you threaten her?"He said, puffing on his joint once again, then blew the smoke out. "Seven I never promised Elena shit! I'll smoke, drink, do drugs and party if I want to, that bitch can't tell me what to do!"He said, smirking. "And eight when Damon grabbed you hard, if it was Elena's hand she would have been screaming like a bitch on fire as he broke every single bone in her fragile hand, and she definitely wouldn't be able to pull her hand away two seconds later without no damage. Is that enough for you?"He asked, smirking again. "Seriously do you really take me for a fool? "
Katherine opened and shut her mouth a few times speechless. She then scowled at him, and huffed and puffed under-neath her breath, deciding to keep silent for once. Damon smirked clapping his hands in mock amusement because Jeremy figured it all out right away. Caroline giggled in the back at the whole situation, clearly having a fun night so far, while Bonnie glared at the window, keeping silent also.
"What the fuck are you guys doing?"Jeremy asked, eying the girls in the back, smirking as he did a double take at the hot girl next to Bonnie. Which turned out to be a red haired Caroline. "Wow you are smoking hot Caroline."He said, winking at her, causing her to giggle once again. He wrinkled his nose though as he eyed the girls breasts. He cleared his throat, "Uh that is embarrassing! It looks like you spilled your dinner."He smirked. That comment made Katherine, Bonnie and Damon laugh.
If Caroline was human she'd be blushing like crazy right now, as she gazed at her bloody boobs then at her best friends younger brothers amused face. She smiled at him and shrugged, "Thanks for finally admitting that I am a hottie Jer."She said, giggling. "I didn't miss and I don't usually dress this trashy. Damon dared me to look like a prostitute."She admitted, pouting.
"You dared her to look like a hooker? Why?"Jeremy asked, amused. He chuckled as he continued looking at Caroline's bare cleavage.
"We are playing truth or dare."Bonnie stated from the back seat, finally looking at Jeremy.
"Ohh ya? That is awesome! I'm playing!"Jeremy said, hopping into the car, sitting between the two hot girls. Vampire on one side, witch on the either. "Where are we going?"He asked, wrapping both of his arms around the girls.
Katherine chuckled from the front seat at Damon's annoyed girly face. "Damon here dared Caroline to knock onto Klaus's door and ask whomever answers, no matter who it is if they ordered a stripper."She said, smirking.
"No shit really? That is disgusting, yet terribly funny. What if his mum answers?"Jer asked, laughing his ass off. Caroline glared at him, then turned her head and huffed loudly. "Shit sorry Care but it is funny. You must admit that if anyone else in the car got dared this you'd be laughing your ass off also if the original vampire's mother answered the door."
"I'm hoping that she does answer the door."Katherine said, grinning.
"I'm hoping that Rebekah answers the door. That bitch hates our Caroline and it would be so amusing to hear and see Rebekah's reaction."Damon said, grabbing Katherine's lipstick she left out and smeared some more onto his lips, winking at Jeremy in the backseat. "I'm sure you realize now hot stuff that this is a very cruel and dangerous game. If you really want to play you'll have to do anything any of us dares you to do, even if we want a sample of your tasty blood."He said, then let out a girly giggle and winked once more. Damon then started driving the car.
Jeremy chuckled, "You are fucking wigging me out! Dude can you stop that?He asked, smirking. "It isn't every day that I get hit on by hot boys, fuck hot vampires!"
"Ohhhhhh you think I am hot?"Damon clapped a few times, giggled and continued driving. He smirked when the three girls laughed as he continued his girl charade. He'd never admit to anybody but he was already having an amusing night. Even if a witch and a human joined in on their fun.
Jeremy rolled his eyes, blushing bright red and laughed once more. "Okay then."
"He isn't being annoying on purpose. Katherine dared him to act girly all night long."Caroline admitted, smirking at him.
"Wait a minute since when doesn't Damon act annoying on purpose?"Bonnie joked, causing Jeremy and Katherine to laugh.
"So who dared Damon to look like a chick?"He asked, grinning.
Caroline raised her hand up in the air smirking proudly. "I did."She giggled. She then slapped Jeremy's hand softly when he lifted his hand up for a high five for her to hit.
"AWESOME." Jeremy shouted. Everyone but Damon laughed.
The car ride to Klaus's house was silent the rest of the way. Pretty soon Damon parked in the driveway of the mansion. There were four fancy cars in the driving way, he only recognized Rebeka's and Klaus's. He was wondering who the third and fourth cars were and where everybody else was. He glanced in his mirror, smirking when he saw Caroline's nervous face. The girl looked like she was going to bail out on his dare. He gave a warning glare and growl at her.
"Now now Red, don't even fucking think about begging me to change your dare, you are making a fool out of me tonight and you will be making a fool out of yourself also dear."Damon said, blinking flirtatiously at her in the mirror, then started playing with his hair.
Jeremy snorted at the way Damon was acting, Katherine cackled, Bonnie was trying to hard to not to smile, she even bit her lip hard to stop but her lips were traitorous and she let out a huge grin, and Caroline well Caroline was nervous and was trying not to freak out.
Caroline took a deep breath, even though she didn't have to breath. She glared at Damon, cleared her throat, then hopped out of the car. She held up her head high, then strode towards the front door. Caroline grabbed a cherry blow pop from her purse, unwrapped it, placed it into her mouth, sucking on it, then knocked on the door before her friends could follow. She felt Damon behind her before the door opened up. Caroline didn't even look at whom answered the door, she put on a huge grin. "I'm Candy Lips, did anybody order a stripper?"She asked, in her most flirty voice, giggling. She heard a snort, a gasp, then laughter. She blinked then gazed at the person in front of her, then let out a loud shriek.
TBC: Please review let me know how you are liking my story. Who do you think answered the door? Who do you want to answer the door? Why?
Do you have any truth or dare ideas? Something fun and exciting.
What are some of your favorite scenes?
An: I have another Caroline story that I am writing. It is going to be another fun and amusing story. You all should read it. It is called 'Caroline's Crazy Bucket List'. I am loving writing it so far. I barely have any reviews for that which is surprising because you all seem to love this one. Well that one is going to be fun also. Has a few serious parts right now, but the rest are all going to be silly and hilarious! So please check that story out and review it. Let me know your thoughts. Thanks once again.
AN2: Hey why am I having trouble uploading new chapters? What is going on? Its pissing me off.