Hi! I'm back with more horrendous stories and snarky comments!

I don't own HP, and thank god sara doesn't.

Ginny raned(…) in "Guys, I;ve got a message from Dumbledore!"

"What is it?" I asked.

"He's found a new part of the prophecy! He wants 2 talk 2 you!(I think texting is impairing her writing skils…oh wait, she didn't have any!)" Ginny said.

"When?" Jo Bele asked.

"When you get 2 Hogwarst."

"There's no need 4 tgat!" Dumbledore said, appearing magicly, in front of their, very eyes.

"OMG, how'd you get here?" I asked.

"I teleported from Hogwarts, you'll learn how 2 do tat later this year(You can't do that!)."

"So what is it?" i aksed.

"It turns out, the prophecy was meant towards you, sara, NOT Harry.(Oh hell no you didn't! The prophecy's Harry's thing!)"

"Oh."

"Goodbye."

This wasn't AS horrendous, but soon it will be. Oh yeah, sorry for being dormant for so long. I've been studying for the damn State Test.