MY AN:I'm going to upload as much as I can to make up for my "vacation"
A/N: Ok, so ther'es some drama goin on because of jo bele getting pregnant(Shit). Just ignore it.
Chapter 3: Hogwarts
So we were getting off the hogwerts express and jo bele said she wanted 2 talk 2 me. 'Wat is it?" I asked.
"darryl got me pregnant(What the hell! Aren't there chaperones on the damn train?)!"l
"O no," I said.
:wat do I do?"
"Brake(Brake=a lever in a car that causes it to stop) up wirh him, hes a loser(If he's a loser, why did she shag him, Hmmm…) anyway."
"Ok," she said.
The feadst was amazing. I had evry sort of food imaginable ther. Jo beke broke up with darryl 2. It was kinda funny and kinda sad.(Wasn't it bele?)
Then I showed every1 how to get to the commen(It's COMMON rooms) rooms. For the 1st years and the 1s who are just dumb(Look who's talking, Mary-Sue! You can't even spell!). "Then when I got into the commen room… Professor Mcgongla was ther(and she expelled and killed her!Yay!Sadly that didn't happen:( )!