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Chapter 6: Awwwkwaaarrrrrd

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IamGod!: Is this really everyone that's getting online today?

Ilovewaffles!: I guess so… Oh! Ita-kun, are you okay?

CrimsonRain: Yes. Why wouldn't I be?

Idon'thaveperiods!: BECAUSE I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER!

Everyone else: O.o

Whitefox: Uuuhh… Hidan, is there something wrong today?

Idon'thaveperiods!: I'LL KILL YOU!

IamGod!: Oh no.. He's manstrating again…

Everyone but Hidan: -Groans-

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CrimsonRain: Oh lord.. Not this again…

EmoAvenger: ITACHI! I WILL KILL YOU!

Ilovewaffles!: Oh yeah? You don't have the balls for that kid.

EmoAvenger: …. I do too!

Whitefox: And when did you grow them?

IamGod!: I bet never because the only two girls who would even dream of touching him he pushed away.

CrimsonRain: WHAT? YOU GAVE UP A CHANCE FOR SEX? TWICE?

EmoAvenger: I don't need a woman to make me happy! Your death will make me happy!

Easilypleased: Woooow. GAY.

Ilovewaffles!: Oh don't even mention gay Deidara. I've heard what you do with Sasori in the wee hours of the night!

Easilypleased: … Shut up!

Whitefox: -blushes- Oh my…

CrimsonRain: -face palms- Zetsu you've been quiet for a while, what's up with you?

Maneater: I've just been waiting for the perfect chance to do a your mom joke.

Idon'thaveperiods!: THOSE ARE SO LAME WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING STUPID YOU MORONIC OVERGROWN PLANT!

IamGod!: Caps lock Hidan. Caps lock. Take it off.

Idon'thaveperiods!: NOOOOOOOOO! FUCK YOU!

EmoAvenger: Wow… Uh I'm just going to leave now.

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Idon'thaveperiods!: TOBI I'LL KILL YOU!

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Whitefox: Aww.. Hidan, you made him sad.

Maneater: What a dick.

IamGod!: Oh well, so… Alice… Want to… Discuss things with me again? ;D

Whitefox: Okay.

Everyone else: o.o uuuuh.

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Sexpuppet: Deidara. Where the hell are you?

Easilypleased: Uuuuhh… My room. Why?

Sexpuppet: I'm going to turn you into one of my puppets. Get over here now.

Ilovewaffles!: Omg… Dude… That's just not even cool.

Easilypleased: WHY? O.O

Sexpuppet: I'm still mad about the sedative you gave me.

Easilypleased: No. I'm not going to your room.

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CrimsonRain: Uh oh.

Easilypleased: Sasori? What are you… No… Get away from me with that! No! No! NOOOOOOOO!

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Maneater: Someone should help him….

CrimsonRain: Why don't you do it?

Maneater: yeah right.

Ilovewaffles!: Guh.. I'll do it.

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A dead silence occurs…..

CrimsonRain: sooo….

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Everyone: OH GOD NO!

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Barneyismycousin: DAMN IT! I just wanted to sell them some snake cookies. :(

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