I do not own Final Fantasy VII, I just enjoy writing about the characters.
"Ugh."
"Shut up, yo." My head's killin' me."
"Go turn off the lights, maybe that will help. Why did I let you take me out last night?"
"You had a good time and you know it. I'm just wonderin' how we got back to Shin-Ra . . . wait a second, what are you doin' in my room, yo?"
"Um, Reno, open your eyes. We're not in a room."
"Then where are . . . oh shit, this is gross. What is that stuff in your hair, SOLDIER boy?"
"It's in your hair too and I don't think we want to know."
"No, my hair! My beautiful hair! This is all your fault, Zack!"
"Is not! It was your idea to order that tequila. I knew I should have stayed home last night."
"Don't be a sissy, it wasn't that ba – aaaaahhhhhh!"
"What?"
"I wiped my eyes they came back bloody. Oh Gaia, what happened to my face?"
" . . ."
"It's not that bad, right?"
"Well . . ."
"Stop scaring me and spit it out already, yo!"
"Buhhahahahah! You got a couple tattoos right under your eyes. Hahahahaha, they look so stupid!"
"Shut up, yo!" At least my hair isn't spikey."
"Ooh, nice comeback."
"Let's just get out of here. I need a mirror and I really need to wash this gunk out of my hair."
"Yeah, I don't want Angeal to . . . oh hi, 'Geal!"
"Puppy, this is not honourable behavior for a SOLDIER or my student."
"Sorry, 'Geal, but it was mostly Reno's fault."
"Hey!"
"Tseng will take care of Reno. I have no authority over the Turks."
"Not Tseng, yo! He'll kill me!"
"It's ok, Reno, we're both dead. See you in the Lifestream."
"It was nice knowing you, man! By the way, I like your ink."
"What?"
"That's a nice cactuar on your left cheek. No, not that one, your lower one."
"How did you see it?"
"You didn't realize you haven't been wearing pants?"
This was inspired by the fact that I will be getting my first tattoo in about 2 hours. I hope it was enjoyable. Please review! ~Amaya