Disclaimer:I own nothing that belongs to J.K. Rowling. I just own some of the scenarios I placed her characters in. Other scenarios belong to Miki.

Summary: Drabbles that relate to each other meant for humor. There are about three official OCs. Based on a dream I had after watching the first Twilight movie and our trip to San Francsico to see Wicked. Don't ask for more details.

Warnings: OoCness. Three added characters (revealed later on). Humor. Impossible situations/Improbable situations (take your pick). Mild language eventually.

Pairings: None, specifically. This is just for fun.

AAL: I found these notes while flipping through an used notebook. Enjoy.

Drabble Two: Hit and Run?

Ron watched in awe as Voldemort pulled over and the red and blue lights of the car that had been following them for the past ten minutes pulled up behind him. Ron was pulling on Harry's arm in excitment. "Harry, Harry! It's a pease-man!"

Harry sunk in his seat, almost croaching on the floor of the truck. This was the worst situation they could possibly be in. Why was this happening to him? Why? He wanted to just break down and cry, but that was far too embarassing for the boy-who-lived, especially with his nemesis in the driver's seat.

Voldemort was staring at the policeman with unadulterated rage. He was stuck with these two brats (that he couldn't harm for however long (yes, he's tried several attempts already)) in a red truck and no idea where he was supposed to be going. Now he was being pulled over just because he broke a few laws? He was the Dark Lord Voldemort! Dark Lord's had no need for laws unless it benefitted them or were their own (which they would probably break anyways). This insect was beneath him!

The policeman was staring at him expecantly. Voldemort raised his wand, and did what he did best. "Avada kedavra!" The policeman fell down dead. Voldemort felt immediately better as he sped down the deserted country road.

Harry slowly crawled back into his seat. "So, hit and run is it?" He quipped as he got his seatbelt back on.

"Shut up Potter!"

::The End?::