Hey guys! I want to dedicate this chapter to the awesome stephfarrow94

to answer Alexa Hiwatari 's question: there maybe some KisaIta, sill not completely sure. ;P

"Calm down Tobi. I can't understand a single word you're saying," a young red-head said.

"Zetsu-sama h-hu-hurt T-Tobi's feelings," the masked man sobbed.

"Why would he do that? Tobi means the world to him," a blonde-haired man thought aloud.

"Tobi, where are you?" a raven haired man crashed through the door, frantically looking for the childish man. "TOBI! Why are you crying?" he slowly made his way to the sobbing mess. "Tell me what happened, so I can make the person who did this to you suffer," the way he said it was meant to be comforting, but the gleam in his eyes made everyone, except Tobi, present shiver.

"It's Tobi's fault. Tobi hurt Zetsu-sama's feelings first. Tobi didn't want to be punished, so Tobi told Zetsu that Tobi didn't love him anymore!" the ending was said in a sob. "Tobi didn't mean to say it, but it slipped out." The poor child clutched onto his cousin's shirt tightly, afraid that if he let go he would die.

"It's okay Tobi," Itachi gently rocked the shaking child in his arms. He looked up to see everyone looking solemnly at Tobi. "Shh, don't cry anymore. We'll figure out a way to solve this dilemma. Right guys?" Itachi looked up expectantly at the group.

"Yes. We'll all pitch in to help," the red-head supported.

"We'll help you get that fucker back," a silver-haired man agreed.

"How hard could it be?" Deidara, he blonde, asked with a shrug.

"What the hell is this?" a scream came from Kisame's bedroom.

"You said you wanted my help," Kisame huffed while circling around Zetsu like a hawk. "So I'm helping you."

"You fail at life."

"Shut up! If you don't like the way I dressed you go find your own damn clothes!"

"Great idea," Zetsu said already out the door.

"I'll wait for you in the car so, hurry the hell up!"

"I'll help too, since it was actually my fault he got in trouble," a lady with blue hair said from the doorway.

"No it's my fault for turning him in to Zetsu after Kisame complained," the leader of the group sighed. He turned to look at Tobi and gave him a sad and apologetic smile.

"Kisame… he got my cousin in trouble. That BASTARD!" Everyone, including the leader backed away from the enraged Uchiha.

"Wait, he never did actually tell me where we going," Zetsu realized while he put on his shirt. He made his way outside the mansion and towards the car. "Hey Kisame, where are we going?" he asked once inside.

"Just shut up and get inside, so we can leave!" Kisame pulled him inside and took off before Zetsu had the chance to close the door.

"All we have to do is get you dressed nicely and have you flirt a little with some guys and Zetsu will be at your service in no time," Deidara went over the 'plan.'

"B-but Tobi doesn't want to flirt with other men," Tobi frowned.

"You have too. You'll need to take off you mask, by the way," Itachi added.

"NO! Only Zetsu-sama can see Itachi can see Tobi's face!" The poor child held onto the mask as Hidan, Deidara, and Sasori tried to pry it off.

Off to the side, "Hey Itachi," their leader called.

"Hn,"

"You've seen Tobi's face, right?"

"Yes, may I ask why you want to know?"

"Well, will it be worth it? You know, if Zetsu saw Tobi without his mask, will he be jealous?

"Well, Tobi does have an adorable face. Once, when his mask accidentally fell off, all the men surrounded him. Zetsu was pretty pissed and ended up beating the crap out of everyone," he explained calmly, whilst staring at the scene in front of him.

"Are we there yet?" Zetsu whined like a child, who could blame him; he's been in the car for an hour, in silence.

"Shut up or I will make you get out. Jeez, I swear you act like a little kid sometimes."

"I just got dumped, you retard!"

"That's still no excuse to act like an ass!"

"Fine, I'm sorry. You happy?"

"For now," Kisame glared at Zetsu.

"No, please leave Tobi alone!" Kakuzu now joined the group. Who know Tobi was this strong… and persistent.

"Well, it's decided then! Tobi get over here!" Everyone stopped what they were doing and turned to the source of the voice. Tobi crawled out from the mass of bodies, "Tobi get over here, please." He carefully made his way towards Konan and waited for her to speak. "You need a purple dress shirt, some black skinny jeans, a hoodie, a pair of black converse, and~… a black muscle shirt," she waited, "…Well? Get moving you guys, we don't have all day," she clapped her hands. Everyone rushed to get the items she desired.

Hehe... I'm Sorrry?

Alright, please don't kill me! I'll admit i was lazy, I had this story written for about a month and a half, I was just to lazy to type it up.

I Promise to Make it UP to You Guys! TT~TT

hope it was long enough and if you guys enjoyed it!

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