YEAH! i finally updated! enjoy!


"We're here," Kisame announced excitedly.

"FINALLY!" Zetsu sighed, "This better be worth it." Both of them climbed out of the vehicle and headed for the club's entrance.

"Oh, it will be," Kisame swung an arm around the other's shoulder.

"Does Itachi know about this place?"

"…um, well…no?" Kisame was trying to avoid eye contact, "Don't tell him, please."

"Are you cheating on him? If you are…"

"Don't worry; I'm not cheating on him. I just come here to blow off some steam. I could never do that to him, no matter what happens," Kisame smiled fondly to himself.

"Don't get all mushy and crap on me!" Zetsu punched him.

"Right. Let's get inside."

The duo made their way inside the club, "Whoa~! What is this place?"


"You're HOT!" Deidara exclaimed.

"What the Fuck Man? Why the fuck don't you ever fucking show your face. That bastard, trying to keep you from us." Hidan pouted.

"What?" Sasori managed to squeak out.

"You know, in a cute, boyish kind of way," Deidara chuckled out.

"No, whatever, the damage has been done, but I admit Tobi does look really cute." Sasori said.

"Come on you guys! Go get ready, we need to leave soon!" Konan screamed.

Everyone scrambled to their rooms, desperately trying to get ready. Once they were dressed in their 'clubbing' clothes. Itachi grabbed he keys and everyone headed out the door. Well, almost everyone, "NO! Tobi can't leave without his mask!" Tobi began to lashing his arms around, trying to free himself from Kakuzu's grip. They finally agreed to tie him to chair and shoved him in the back of the car.

"Hurry up and start the car, Tobi might free himself," Hidan shouted. Everyone stopped what they were doing, including Tobi. "What?"

"Hidan didn't cuss," Tobi answered for everybody.

"Oh, I'm sorry for trying to be serious. Fine! Will you FUCKERS hurry the HELL up before this DOUCHE gets free. Happy?"


yes, i'm pathetic, i know, but it was so long since i last updated so this is what i did. DON"T WORRY, though i have two other chapters written, i just need to typed them up. i'll probably update again today or tomorrow. I PROMISE!

Thanks for being so patient.