Live with Yuval and Hillai

Chapter 2- this is Halloween

Yuval: "Hi there. Exactly at 8 PM, channel 3.14159265358979 will stop its transmission. Forever. But we don't care; it's not our channel anyway!"

Hillai: "This is the second episode, and I have to say, KATIE WHY IN HELL ARE YOU DRESSED AS A CLOWN?"

Katie: "First, it's not just a clown, it's a sexy clown. Second- this is my Halloween costume, and third- this is the last time I'm dressing up for Halloween as a sexy something. Last year I bought a sexy cat costume-it was just ears that fell apart, and a stupid bow tie. What the hell? And fourth- why aren't you dressed up?"

Yuval: "We're Jews. We have something like Halloween in March. The same thing but not so scary."

Hillai: "Today we're joined by the eight Warner brothers and sisters, Slappy, the brain, hello nurse, Plotz, Otto and the mime."

Katie: "Our next question is from kiue jin. She asks:

"Hello everyone,

I guess I should start with a few messages first.

Wakko (and to a lesser extent, Yakko), My sister is on the way. When I told her about your answer I shoved her in a crate while her eyes were glassed over and she was in happy daydream land and mailed her over with some supplies to get her through the trip. You should be getting a crate on your doorstep any day or so if you haven't already... Thankfully I remembered the oxygen tank because I may have forgotten to put in air holes... Tell her I'm sorry about that...

Dot... I honestly owe you an apology. All these years and I thought you were trying to look like Joan Rivers when Joan Rivers was trying to look like you. I am honesty sorry for making such a foolish mistake and will correct it soon enough.

Now on with the questions.

Dot: If you were to open your front door and find anyone in the world there gagged and bound (To the point that you would be willing to overlook the whole legal issue thing) Who would it be and why?

Slappy: Back during the filming of your first series back in the 1940's, what really happened between you and Walter Wolf in the trailer you were photographed leaving after kissing him on the cheek? (For those of you locked in a water tower at the time, rather big scandal)

Brain: Two questions. Firstly, let us say that tomorrow you were to wake up and be ruler of the whole world. Congratulations, well done and all that but what exactly do you plan to do once you're in charge? I mean, with the world in the messed up state it currently is in most of what you would be doing is repair work. Not to mention that I just don't believe you are evil enough to survive that level of politics.

Which leads to my second question. Instead of using completely insane schemes and plans to force a planetary takeover, how come you've never just created your on political party and run for the leadership position of a country in a legit fashion? I promise that if you were to try and run for Prime Minster of Australia, odds are you would win... or at least set yourself up in a nice position of power.

Last but not least,

Everybody: With Halloween coming up, what costumes will you be wearing for the holiday?

Goodnight everybody!

Kiue Jin."

Dot: "I don't care. He just needs to be a cartoonus characterus and crazy. I have lots of brothers and sisters, but another one will be great."

Slappy: "This damn paparazzi is going to be dead soon...where is my dynamite?"

Hello nurse: "Come on! He was just filming! They even took a picture of me reading the sport part in the newspaper! So what if I wanted to check if Munich won over Tel Aviv in the euro league?"

Katie: "Why do you care about Munich?"

Hello Nurse: "Like duh, I was born there!"

Yuval: "I hate you..."

Hillai: "Relax. So what if she wants Maccabi Tel Aviv to lose?"

Yuval: "Look who's talking, Hapoel Jerusalem fan!"

Brain: "Let me talk!"

Hillai: "Ok..."

Brain: "The first few rules I'll make when I'll rule the world- French will be illegal, Jerry Seinfeld and Julia Louis-Dreyfus will be arrested for not being funny, and Nicaragua will be used as storage place for nuclear waste. And thanks about the idea-I can also be the prime minister of Italy and Israel. Wait, I can be the prime minister of all the countries in the world in the same time and rule the world!"

Katie: "My Halloween costume? I don't want to stand in all the lines for the costume stores, so I think I'll stay with the sexy clown."

Yuval: "We're Jews. Our (kind of) Halloween is in March. I think my costume will be the sign-language translator in the corner of the screen."

Hillai: "I don't think I'll dress up..."

Yuval: "Why? It's not infantile, everybody dress up..."

Hillai: "I have 4 months, I'll choose something. OK?OK? YOU #$%#%$&$^*$%."

Yuval: "SHUT UP YOU !##$^#%&$%&"

Helena: "I and the Mime will dress up as salt and paper shakers."

Yakko: "We're not dressed up for Halloween, people are dressed up as Warners."

Yuval: "And our next question comes from pichicha, who asks:

"Hellooo Nurses!

How have you all been?

Okay, here is the vid

.com/watch?v=DTXO7KGHtjI&feature=channel_video_title

If you can't find it look for CV01 Hatsune Miku - World is Mine Live in Tokyo, Japan - 1080p HD.

Its an actual concert with actual people cheering for a hologram! IS THAT HILARIOUS OR WHAT?

So! Here are my questions:

Cast: What do you think of the vid? Hatsune Miku and her voice is completely computer animated!

Yakko: Who is the hottest girl? Katie Kaboom, Minerva, or Emma Watson!

Dot: Who is the hottest guy in the cast?

Wakko: Can you swallow a bottle of crazy glue?

Plotz: There's nothing wrong with being a nerd! Like my dad says "Se bueno con los nerds porque algun dia seran tu jefe" ("be good with nerds because some day they'll be your boss")

Hello Nurse: What would you do if the studio lot caught fire? Save the Warners? Save Plotz? Get out of there and move to Mexico change your name to Gladis Rivera and live as the daughter of a poor bean farmer and raise cows?

Scratchansniff: Why is your head so weird? Its all long and... I mean bald people here aren't as deformed as you are, what happened to you?

Yuval: What gave you the idea to create this story? Was it your own curiosity?

Well, that will be all! See ya all! Oh and did ya notice that I was giving you multiple choice questions? Yay!

Bye! Hope you have a good Baloney dipped in ice cream with pickles festival!"

Yuval: "Wow. She sounds like she was on helium. What the hell was that? Sometimes I wish I could understand Japanese..."

Yakko: "But she's hot!"

Wakko: "Yeah!"

Erik: "Do you want hot anime girls? Watch the leekspin girl."

Rita Warner: "Boys. Go fig."

Yakko: "And the hottest girl is Minerva!"

Minerva: "Did anyone call me?"

Wakko: "Heloooooo mink!"

Hello nurse: "Why are you here you #$^$&%(^&(%^*%"

Minerva: "Shut up you #%#^%$%^*%%*"

Katie: "Mayday! Mayday! Put that screen..."

Yakko: "Yeah! Cat fight!"

Then, while hello nurse and Minerva wrestled in the studio, a screen with the words "sorry, we're experiencing technical problems" was shown.

10 minuets later

Hillai: "So...dot, who is the hottest guy in the cast?"

Dot: "The mime, because Plotz and Ralph are fat and dumb, and scratchy is like 50 years old."

The mime: "Wow, thanks."

Wakko: "I can swallow! Here -gulp- hmmm...tastes lake somebody's snot."

David: "Ew...did you eat snot? You're sick, bro."

Wakko: "Yeah? And I saw you eating your earwax!"

Plotz: "Uh...And thanks a lot, pichicha."

Hello nurse: "If the studios are on fire, Ralph will bring the fire extinguisher because he's the only one who knows how to use this stuff, and Wakko will put the other buildings in his gag-bag."

Hillai: "Wow, nice plan."

Otto: "I was drawn like this...I don't know what went wrong."

Yuval: "And it wasn't my curiosity, it wasn't Hillai's curiosity, it was UFO's curiosity. Didn't you read the credits for chapter 13 in the first season?"

Katie: "Our last question is from muffingirl7771 who asks:

"For the Warners:

is your favorite song and skit from the show?

2. If you had three wishes what would you wish for?"

Yakko: "My favorite skit is acquaintances, my favorite song- Yakko's world, and I'll wish for unlimited wishes, and if I can't, I'll wish for Hello Nurse, a new guitar and a new season of "The Amanda show".

Wakko: "My fave skit is the great Wakkorotti, song-my two note song, and I'll wish for Minerva, a new set of anvils and one million dollars."

Dot: "My fave skit was the one with Dracula, the song was my cute song and I'll wish for more cute clothes, annoy more people and...You know what? A whistling pinwheel!"

Hillai: "That's all, folks! Right after us- a new episode of Friends: "The one where Phoebe and Joey are married".

Katie: "And please, please, please..."

David: "Don't go trick-or-treating in the strange old woman down the street?"

Rita: "Why?"

David: "She ran out of Tim-Tam."

Katie: "No! Please send us questions."