Live with Yuval and Hillai

Chapter 3-what is the direction between northeast and southeast?

Hillai: "Hi. Today in our show..."

Yuval: "The guests will be Baloo, Becky, Kit and of course Molly!"

Hillai: "You've got the script for "talespin". Take this."

Yuval: "Thank you...Uh, Katie, why are you dressed in a tuxedo?"

Katie: "The Producer told me to! That was written in my email!"

Yuval: "Which one? Ralph or Daphne?"

Katie: "Daphne. She sucks; I want Ralph to be back from his trip to Ethiopia."

Yuval: "I don't know what went wrong when she sent you that email, but she told us to wear the new Acme's Oxydots! These are new shoes with tiny holes that flow oxygen to your foot!"

Hillai: "So today we are joined by...the Warners, Slappy, Skippy, Brain. Otto. Plotz, mime, hello nurse, Bobby, Pesto, Squit, Sasha, Kiki and Lana!"

Yuval: "Our first question is from kiue jin. He asks:

"Hello everyone once again,

I can't believe I honestly have to make this correction, but it is clear that someone screwed up in translation. I'm MALE! I'm pretty sure I mentioned it somewhere...

But since you're all no doubt annoyed at being made to answer questions in the first place I guess I should get on with it.

Yakko and Wakko: During one of your episodes (Can't really be bothered figuring out which one right now) you had the rare honor of meeting Catwoman. I considered this rather odd solely on the grounds that you didn't leap into her arms and kiss her. Was there a reason behind the scenes that prevented you from doing so or do you just respect her more then other women?

Skippy and Slappy: Since toons don't age in the traditional sense, does this mean that you will be living together forever?

Brain: Wonderful campaign promises that will no doubt gain you a healthy voting base if a world ruler was to be elected. Would you be willing to make and enforce laws that prevent tiny counties from having insanely long names that no one can pronounce?

Everyone who matters: How do you feel about the cartoons/animations of today that have taken the place in children's lives that Animaniacs once held? From the annoyingly childish (I would give an example but there are just so many) to the insanely uncensored (Family Guy).

I look forwards to hearing the answers.

Kiue Jin"

Yakko: "The writer told us we can't kiss her because we did it so many times before and it became boring. We did this behind the scenes."

Skippy: "We'll be together. Always. Except when I go to school..."

Slappy: "Or I go to throw my can into my annoying neighbor's trash can."

Brain: "Yes, but first I'll place a ban on countries with capitals' names similar to the country's name. Take that, Kuwait!"

Dot: "If by annoyingly childish you mean "spongebob", then I don't agree with you.

WHY DID YOU CANCELL NICK JR.?"

Yakko: "I already told you, it's or this or national geographic wild. Me and wakko wanted national geographic."

Mime: "I know family guy is insane, but it's way better than South Park!"

Hillai: "And our last question is from pichicha. She asks:

"Hi! How are you people!

Anyway, here is today's video!

.com/watch?v=MahTKZDHXaA&feature=channel_video_title

If you can't find it then look for, LITERAL Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Trailer Parody HD.

I don't know about you, but I laughed at least five years of my life away with that vid!

So, here are my questions,

Cast: What did you think of the video?

Yakko: What is the most disturbing movie you have ever seen? Mine would be Coraline, it scared the hell out of me when I first saw it!

Dot: You know those movies where the trailer is incredibly awesome and the movie turns out to be crap? What movie have you watched that is like that?

Wakko: What have you eaten that was INCREDIBLY hard to swallow? I used to eat playdo, crayons, toothpaste, soap, and color pencils! Although I'm nothing compared to you!

Scratchy: Why did you turn into a psychiatrist?

Plotz: You are welcome! What did you think when the idea of having the Warners on a show came up? I mean there must have been a start to the relationship between the Warners and the lot!

Mime: Where were you born? Are you French? (You know, the mime relationship between France and all)

Hello Nurse: What is your favorite skit?

Pesto: Why are you always so bad with Squit? I mean, he says a word and you blow up! At least look the word up in a dictionary and see what he means before trying to pull his beak off.

Squit: Why do you want to be a Goodfeather so badly, from what I've seen on the cartoon, being a goodfeather sucks.

Bobby: Why don't you ever help Squit? I mean, he hardly deserves the beatings Pesto gives him.

Goodfeather girlfriends: Hi! I just watched the episode Girlfeathers! Why don't you just beat the Goodfeathers up, I'll bet that way they'll learn! At my school, boys like to tease girls a lot, each girl is a different game, with me since I never talk much (yes I know, its hard to believe right?) the game would be to see who can annoy me enough to get me to talk, it usually never bothers me, but when they are bothering me to much I always turn around and utter a nice creamy "Fuck you, go away." and they laugh their heads of like its the funniest thing they've ever hear doing high fives and congratulating each other. Boys, go fig, right?

Well that will be all for today! Bye!"

Yuval: "Wow, that was hilarious. If you like literal clips, you better watch penny lane. Random cop!"

Yakko: "The most disturbing movie I ever saw was "lord of the flies". It's too freaking scary! And I saw a few horror movies in my life."

Dot: "I never saw a movie like that."

Wakko: "Things it was hard to swallow? The studio's fruit cake. Last Christmas I was sent to hospital and I had my stomach pumped."

Katie: "Too much information."

Otto: "I became a psychiatrist only because someone had to control the warners."

Thaddeus: "One of the animators in the studios drew three little creatures, but suddenly, they came out of the paper, made havoc in the studios, and that's how it all started."

Mime: "My ethnics are complicated. Yeah, I'm a little bit French, but mostly Finnish with some Swiss, and I had a girlfriend in Canada. Ohhhh, I wish you could meet my girlfriend, my girlfriend who lived in Canada. She couldn't be sweeter, I wish you could meet her, my girlfriend who lives in Canada. But then I discovered she cheated on me, I dumped her a year before animaniacs started, and a few years ago I met Helena."

Nurse: "I'm German and proud of it!"

Dot: "We didn't ask about your ethnics."

Yuval: "Now we're asking! I'm 50% German 50% Romanian by the way. And my aunt is from Finland."

Hillai: "I'm Moroccan and Yemenite."

Yakko: "I didn't know toons have ethnics!"

Katie: "I'm Moroccan-Italian. And we all know about scratchy, and the godfeathers are also obvious."

Nurse: "my fave skit is "how I met hello nurse". It's going to be a "how I met your mother" spoof, about how the mime met me. Wow, so much m's..."

Pesto: "I always look in a dictionary. Here, watch it!"

Yuval: "Hmmm... let me see...more like "the Hungarian phrasebook"."

Squit: "Being a godpiegon is cool! They bring you food, kiss your legs..."

Yuval: "And why don't you help Squit? Are you on his side or Pesto's side?"

Bobby: "I'm from the UN."

Yuval: "And in my school the annoying ways are different. It's not boy's or girl's stuff, it's like saying to me "What's up" in a strange tone (I have no idea why, if they are annoying me so much I shout a nice "ya chatichat ben zona, lech tizdayen ya manyak mechoar!" (go f*** you ugly a**hole and son of a *****), or telling Avshalom to have a haircut, or laughing at Eyal because he's Chinese or at Lihi because she's Yemenite..."

Kiki: "You missed few things. After the show ended we came back with the boyfeathers to Italy. We're part of the Sicilian mafia!"

Hillai: "That's all, folks! Right after us-women who married men who are married women, coming up on Heraldo!"

Credits-

Censorship-Joshua Cut

Grammar- W. H. Verb

Imitations- May chalejackson

El vispresley

Joe nlenon

Arik klepton

Jenny sjoplin

Music-Melody violin

Khalil ibn-tuba (khalil- flute in Hebrew)

Paul McCartney (just kidding!)

Magic- Harry Potter

Accordionist- Borat

Food- Katie ring

Infective diseases- Abraham cholera

Jason Hiv

Mary influenza

Charlie typhoid

Towels- clean towels for USA INC.

President- Obama (at least till next year)

Foreign relations- Daniela French

Israel Polanski

Gay-Bruno mars

Thunder solo-god

Friendship-phoebe buffay

Joey tribbiani

Ross geller

Rachel green

Monica geller

Chandler bing

Health-doctor Phil

Doctor house

Doctor Seuss

Not funny-jerry Seinfeld

Eileen benis

George constanza

Kozmo kreimer

Pilot for Burbank-cape suzette line-baloo

Businesswoman- Rebecca kunningham

Number of people reading this-0

My favorite number-3

Countries I visited- Ethiopia, Tanzania, Vietnam, Thailand, USA, Canada, UK, Italy, Vatican, turkey, Greece (and I'm only 14!)

Strange noises- Justin Bieber

Internet memes- nyan cat

Trekkie-monster

Annoying orange

And that annoying trololololololo guy!
and...

People married their pets! Coming up on Rickey Lake!

(By the way, the question in the chapter's name was a real question from Israeli "Cash cab". the two riders didn't know the answer.)