Live with Yuval and Hillai

Chapter 4-hey! Hey readers! Hey readers! Hey!

Yuval: "Hi there. Exactly at 8 PM, channel 1313465768 (our channel) will stop its transmission for 30 seconds, in the remembrance of Minerva mink. Wait, she's still alive! Sorry, my mistake...and...Katie, why are you dressed like a chef?"

Katie: "I had a bet with my friend Jasmine. We bet who won't say a word with the letter G, and we decided the first who says such word will be dressed as a chef for a day."

Hillai: "Uh huh. So, the panel members of today's episode are the eight Warners, Pinky, Hello nurse, Plotz, mime, Rita and Runt."

Katie: "Our first question comes from Yasser majayef, who asks:

hi! there's a huriccan in kazbazbazstan, so i'm writing this review as probably the last thing i'll do before the power will be shut down.

here are my questions-

the eight warners-what is your favorite broadway musical?

and...David, did you really eat your earwax?

pinky-why do you keep saying "narf"?"

Yakko: "Avenue Q! Why do you think the net was born? But really, I laughed my ass off."

Wakko: "The lion king was amazing! The songs, the costumes, the orchestra...awesome."

Dot: "My favorite musical was "little shop of horrors". I even have the monster in my cute little box!"

David: "I don't even like musicals! When you were watching these boring musicals, I was running in Central Park!"

Rita: "Wow, I can't decide between "Wicked" and "The lion king". They're both really great!"

Jessica: "Why can't you decide, when you can always choose "Phantom of the opera"?"

Eric: "Pippin."

Tony: "I love all of them. After all, I'm called after the tony awards!"

David: "Wait, how the hell did you know about the earwax?"

Hillai: "Wakko said it in the previous episode."

David: "Geez! It was 10 years ago! Let it go, man!"

Katie: "And Pinky, why do you keep saying "narf"?"

Pinky: "It started after the first time the brain hit me in the head with something. Narf!"

Katie: "OK. Our second question is from pichicha who asks:

"Okay...

Yakko: I am currently in the 7th book of "A series of unfortunate events" and couldn't help but think that if you and your siblings were in the Baudelairs' place Count Olaf would have a heck of a harder time trying to get the fortune, what do you think?

Dot: If you could meet up with anyone to go have a girls day out, who would it be?

Wakko: Who is the most stupid actor or actress?

Cast: What do you think of the Baby Bieber scandal? (not the song scandal, the most recent baby scandal)

Hello Nurse: what is the best quote you can think of?

Plotz: Are you married? (Not interested, its just that I was wondering if someone could be stupid enough to marry you)

Yakko: What is the worst Fanfiction idea you have ever read?

Scratchy: What is the most depressing book you have ever read?

Dot: Have you ever read a book that ends and at the last page you can't be sure if the main character died or not? I have, it was the Giver, it was a good book, but it was missing the ending and half my english class was against me saying that Jonas had died.

Well, that's all!"

Yakko: "Yeah. We're the creators and workers of Make A Mess inc. We can make mess for whoever you want in only 99.95$!"

Dot: "When I want a girls day out, I just call my tiny toons' friends-Babs, Fifi, Shirley and Mary Melody! I hang out with them all the time!"

Wakko: "I don't know who the dumbest actor is, but I know that the dumbest prime minister is Ahmedinijad, and the dumbest soccer player is Francesco Totti."

Yuval: "Why don't you say Alon Mizrachi?"

Wakko: "What did he say?"

Yuval: "He said things like "I wanna play in either Europe or Spain."

Wakko: "And...I think the baby Bieber scandal is just so she can attract attention. He's so ugly; I hardly believe that someone can be his girlfriend. Selena Gomez is just stupid."

Hello nurse: "The smartest quote I can think of? Probably "Tasiin yazidak alwazan."

Yuval: "What does it mean?"

Hello nurse: "It means "Death to all Jews" in Arabic."

Yuval: "Get out of here."

Hello nurse: "Oh, seriously? So you're trying to make me quit and you'll close the door right after I leave? So you wanna make me go bankrupt and start to work as a clown? So I have a news bulletin for you- I'm not! It's the most stupid prank I ever saw since the time Elmira duff threw cherry tomatoes at Fifi because she tried to erase her..."

"Pow!"

A loud noise was sound as Wakko pulled the chain, which made an anvil fall on hello nurse's head.

Hillai: "Wow. She got more anvils during this show than the mime got in animaniacs! Where were we? (so many w's...) right. Plotz?"

Plotz: "I'm not married."

Dot: "That's not a surprise."

Yakko: "The worst fanfiction I ever read? I read something in this site. I don't even remember its' name, I only remember it was more like a fanfiction for nick Jr than for the Warner brothers. And I remember Dot was the main character."

Otto: "Lord of the flies. Obviously lord of the flies."

Dot: "I think it was "the brothers lionheart".

Yuval: "I'm pretty sure they died in the end...never mind. Our third and last question is from kiue jin who asks:

"Good evening minions, if you would all turn to page four of your booklets would will discuss our plans to rule New Zealand through a shadow governmen... Oh, whoops... wrong crowd. Let's pretend you never saw that and continue...

*Clears throat.*

I know that normally I have a wider range of questions, but today I'm just feeling lazy and will only ask three.

To the entire crew (Expect for the Goodfeathers... and to a lesser extent the Girlfeathers. Nothing against you girls, but the Goodfeathers annoy me and if you come they will just invite themselves) : What is the worst skit or song you have ever had to perform?

Follow up question: Who was the worst member of the crew that you had to perform with and why? (And I don't want to hear about any bit players either. The person you're bagging out needs to have been in at least three different episodes on the show.)

Last question, once again going out to all crew members that are important enough that people would care about what they have to say: What is the best fan fiction you have ever read about yourselves?

To quote a cartoon legend, "That's all folks!"

To quote an overly perverted eighty year old that seems trapped in a ten year old's body "Goodnight everybody!"

From Kiue Jin."

Mime: "I suffered in all of my episodes so...I hate them all equally."

Yakko: "The worst skit was "Take my siblings please." Right, sibs?"

Wakko: "Yeah."

Dot: "Yup."

Hello nurse: "This pun is for hire".

Pinky: "The brain's apprentice."

Brain: "The world can wait".

Katie: "And the next question?"

All except Yakko: "Minerva. She's a b****."

Yakko: "Why? She's hot! I hate scratchy. He's annoying. And the third question- I read a fanfiction where I was in Glee!"

Wakko: "Mine is a one called wakko's wish 2".

Mime: "I searched in this site. 0 resuls."

Dot: "I read the cute fanfic about me Yakko told you about. It's cute!"

Minerva: "I once read a fanfic about me, meeting a rat that was once my friend, but became my enemy after I humiliated him with the classic banana-cream-pie-gag for physical comedy lesson, in the time I was a student in the acme looniversity. I don't know how the writer knew it, but it was true! It's a real fanfic about a real rat!"

Yuval: "That's all, folks! Right after us, a movie about the road trip me, Hillai, Mary Melody and Katie did about a year ago, starting in Morocco, continuing in Kenya, Israel, Jordan, India, China and Europe ending in Switzerland in an attempt to find someone who hate the Beatles."

Hillai: "And a fun fact- did you know that in the Hebrew version of Animaniacs, Wakko's and Pesto's voice actor married hello nurse's voice actress (they later divorced)? And please, please, please..."

Dot: "Say Julie Bruin?"

Katie: "Nope. Please send us question!"