Live with Yuval and Hillai
Chapter 5-I'll take the mime for the block! (toonywood squares)
(you can see Katie Kaboom, wearing a pajama and a sleeping cap, sleeping on the table and snoring really loudly.)
Yuval: "Uh... Katie...? Katie? KATIE!"
Katie: "w...w...what?"
Yuval: "I have so many questions I don't know where to start. First, why are you sleeping with a sleeping cap? Second-why are you sleeping in here? And third-holy crap, forget it. Just wake up!"
2 hours later
hillai: "Hi there. Exactly at 8 PM, channel 294 (our channel) will stop its transmission for 30 seconds in the remembrance of the man from "temple run".
Yuval: "Today we're joined by the Warners, scratchy, plotz and hello nurse. Our first question is from Pichicha who asks:
"YAY! YOU ARE ALIVE!
I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON ! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ANYWAY! TODAY WAS A FANTASTIC DAY(not really)! BUT I CAN'T TELL YOU ABOUT IT BECAUSE THAT WOULD INTERFERE WITH YOUR SHOW! YAY (again, not really)
SO!
YAKKO: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT BEING 80?
WAKKO: SELENA GOMEZ IS NOT STUPID! SHE'S JUST BLINDED BY JUSTIN'S TOTALLY FAKE WIG! YOU KNOW HOW WIGS SHINE A LITTLE WHEN YOU PUT THEM IN THE SUN, REGULAR HAIR DOESN'T SHINE UNLESS YOU'VE BEEN A SUPER STAR SINCE YOU WERE BORN AND YOUR MOM MAKES SURE ITS SHINY! JUSTING BIEVER WAS A YOUTUBE STAR (I think)
DOT: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF PEOPLE HARASSING SELENA GOMEZ BECAUSE OF WHAT SHE HAS AND THEY COULDN'T OBTAIN IF THEY STOOD NAKED ON THE STAGE IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONCERT SHOUTING "I LOVER YOU JUSTIN!", PUT YOURSELF IN HER SHOES! WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF PEOPLE STARTED HATING ON YOU BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T HAVE YOUR CUTENESS?
HELLO NURSE: SHAME ON YOU, YOU NAZI BITCH!
SCRATCHY: WOU- Oh crap, I think my dog just puked on my floor... yep, and its... kinda green... I wonder what she ate, none of her food is anywhere near that shade of green... could it be vile? oh well, I really don't mind if its someone else who cleans it So back to Scratchy!
SCRATCHY: WOULD YOU WANT TO HAVE A 15 YEAR OLD CRIMINAL MASTER MIND (WHO IS ALSO FILTHY RICH AND THE PERSON WITH THE HIGHEST IQ IN EUROPE) AS A PATIENT?
PLOTZ: GET HUMBLE, IF YOU GET SOME GRIDDY BITCH, THEN YOU'LL PROBABLY GO BROKE.
SO! GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY"
Yakko: "I'm not really 80. Toons don't have a real age- I'm always 10."
Wakko: "And Elmyra is 12 but she acts like she's 4. And I still hate Selena Gomez."
Dot: "B...B...But I like lady gaga!"
Hello nurse: "Wait, did you just call me Nazi?"
Yuval: "Indeed."
Hello nurse: "Listen to me very carefully, MS-13."
Yuval: "SHUT THE F*** OFF!"
Hello nurse: "Let me finish, you filthy money grabber. I'm not Nazi because I don't hate only Jews. I also hate Muslims, afro-Americans, Gingers, Asians, and most of all, I hate Italians!"
(Yuval kicks her out)
Otto: "It would be interesting."
Plotz: "And I am humble. Why do you think I haven't married a rich woman?"
Yuval: "Our next question is from cosmos the homicide maniac who asks:
"*random albino raccoon walks in*
Sup bitches.
Anyways these questions are for pretty much everyone.
There's a link on my page. It has "comic" and "naver" in it. Could you please read it and tell me what you thought of it? Its in English just scroll down. Me and like thirteen people made this at school. The owners of the website allowed us to make this comic.
Don't chicken out.
Its quite a good laugh.
If you need any discription on what your looking for ask me.
*bows*
Thank you."
Hillai: "I don't know what are you talking about. I didn't found that link."
Katie: "Ok...our next question is from kiue jin who asks:
"Dear cast of Animaniacs,
At the time being, I am unable to think of any questions that I want answered by any of you. I was going to not send a letter this week but when the producers sent goons around to my house to find out why I wasn't sending in anything I wisely decided to reconsider.
So instead of asking you all questions, I am giving you the chance to ask some questions of your own. Since you've spent so much time answering questions from the readers, what questions would you like to ask us?
It's only fair after all.
Kiue Jin.
PS. Did my sister get there alright? Haven't heard from her in a while."
Otto: "I have a question for you. What is your favorite character?"
Yakko: "And what do you think about the animaniacs-tiny toons realations?"
Skippy: "I'm even Fifi's boyfriend!"
Katie: "Wow. Where did you just come from?"
Skippy: "here, the script says I have to enter like this. I don't want all of those small roles, but as Mary Melody says, another cameo means another paycheck."
Yakko: "And...Yeah. She came to the water tower. What's her name again?"
Yuval: "That's all, folks! Right after us-talk show hosts who hate other talk show hosts-coming up on Oprah."
Katie: "And please, please, please..."
Wakko: "Don't buy sandwiches in the London airport?"
Katie: "No! please send us questions!"