The next letter is up and Germany got kinda mad in this one,so watch out for the language.
I still appreciate all the reviews!
Gilbert Bielschmidt,
ICH HASSE DICH!
VHAT ZHE HELL? How in the name of the Holy Furher was I supposed to know what Italy's curl is? NEIN! We are not getting married because we are not a couple! Besides, Italy already loves someone else. Some guy named Holy Roman Empire or something. You should know more than I do because you were around when Holy Rome was around. Verdammt, that snobby Aristocrat Austria knows more about this Holy Rome character than I do!
Anyway, remind me not to let Italy to drive….EVER! Japan nearly had a heart attack after Italy drove him from the World Conference to my place….again. How on Earth Italy got his license in the first place is a complete mystery to me. I swear! Italy is a public menace when he's behind the wheel! I will not let him near my car ever again! Also, I might hide his care while I'm at it.
In addition, Italy's and Japan's training has been going nowhere! Today I asked them what to do if they were ever confronted by England and France. Italy responded, "That's-a an easy one, sir! Surrender Immediately! Make them pasta, kiss their butts, and go to bed!" He was wrong…again. I asked Japan and his was better, but still not correct. "I wesond Japanese ray! Say rone thing! Be uncrear!" They just don't get it.
(Germany! Germany! Help Me! Help Me! My shoe came untied again and I don't know how! Help me, Germany, Help MEEEE!) *Sigh* Well, Gil. I have to go. Italy needs help….again.
Sincerely,
Ludwig
Germany
ICH HASSE DICH: I hate you
Verdammt: Damn