Live with Yuval and Hillai

Chapter 8-this is not a proper name for an episode

Katie: "Hi, and welcome to our show! Let's just get to the questions!"

Yuval: "Wait, what about the..."

Katie: "Oh, so at 8 PM, channel -4 (our channel) will stop its' transmission for 30 seconds in the remembrance of Malev."

30 seconds later

Yuval: "That was quick. So, who are joining us today?"

Hillai: "All of the Animaniacs and Tiny Toons casts."

Katie: "So...pichicha asks:

"HELLO PEOPLE! OWWWW! MY SKIN IS BURNING! I WENT TO THE BEACH (Decameron Salinitas El Salvador Resort) AND MY SKIN WAS BAKED LIKE FRIES! HERE IS THE VIDEO!

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Cast: What did you think of the video?

Yuval: "And you think it hurts? I just came back from the gym, I can't move a muscle."

Yuval: Is it wrong that I got hungry when I saw Ariel?

Yakko: Same as Yuval.

Dot: Which of the Disney Princesses would you say is worthy of being called awesome to some extent (we all know they are refined copies of some not very well known soap operas that can't afford to sue Disney)

Scratchy: Have you met Dr. Arnold (thank you Yuval for introducing him to me.)

Fifi: lol, like I said, love the accent. Actually next year I'm going to get into French 1, then I'll be with my friends in a class for the first time and I'll graduate with three languages!(In 5 years that is)

Wakko: Can you speak Japanese or some other language?

Dot: Same as Wakko

Well that's all! See ya people!"

Dot: "WHAT? ALL THE DISNEY PRINCESSES DIED? You just ruined my childhood."

Babs: "It's not real. Stop crying. It's some crazy fan animation with the worst voice actors ever."

Shirley: "And I, like, saw Mulan in the mall this morning, or some junk."

Yuval: "And no. it's not normal you were hungry when you saw Ariel."

Yakko: "Yes. It's normal to be hungry when you see a talking fish!"

Dot: "When it comes to me, the most awesome Disney princess is Ariel. But all the others are awesome, I like Disney."

Yakko: "Are you sure she's our sister?"

Jessica: "We better check this."

Otto: "Of course I met Dr Arnold. He keeps stealing my patients!"

Fifi: "Zhank vou for liking moi accent."

Otto: "You're talking about accents and zis is ze only one you mention? Not nice."

Wakko: "Of course I do- we're international. I can speak all the languages!"

Hillai: "Next- are Yasser majayef's questions.

" hi.

here are my questions-

Warners- let's say that the talented businesswoman Rebecca Cunningham (from Talespin) sent you an offer to work as pilots in her airline, and you decided to go with it. now, in what line do you want to work? (From any city in the world to any other city)

Minerva-I heard you had relationships with several famous toons. who are they?

Cast- if you had to live in any city in the world (not including Burbank) where will you stay?

Mime- how did you meet the nurse?"

Yakko: "I think I want to be on the Los Angeles-Cairo line. 16 hours, I can just sleep all the flight, the co-pilot will wake me up in landing."

Wakko: "If you want long flights, why won't you be in the London- Sydney line? 27 hours of fun."

Dot: "I don't like flights, I wan't to be in short flights- like from London to Paris, or from New York to Toronto, or from Tel Aviv to Damscus."

Yuval: "There aren't any flights from Israel to Syria- they're in a war every two years, or some junk. Wow, what, like, just happened to me? I just got the "like, duh, or some junk" fever from Shirley! I'm, like, sorry, but I don't want to stay here- I don't want you to get it from me. Bye!"

(Exits)

Minerva: "Let's see. The first famous toon I was with...was Dave from "Alvin and the chipmunks". He was nice, he's kids were cool but I couldn't control them, so I broke up with him in 1981. Later, he met someone called Beatrice, and now they're growing six chipmunks- three cool-but-zany boys from Dave and three not-less-cooler-but-not-less-zanier girls from Beatrice. Then, I met Bugs Bunny (way before Lola came to Acme Acres), we married and then divorced in...1990 I think. After a short relationship with Speedy Gonzales, I fell in love with Wilford Wolf on the set of Animaniacs...and we're now a married couple."

Yuval: "Well, I don't know if Dave is technically a toon..."

Yakko: "Tough question. I think I want to be in LA- close enough to Burbank."

Wakko: "I want to live in Liverpool."

Yakko: "That's the only place where he's accent will sound usual."

Dot: "New York."

Katie: "What about Yuval? This question is also for him."

Hillai: "Let me call him...2...4...8...1...3...9...5... Hi Yuval, it's me, Hillai."

Yuval: "Oh, yeah, that question about the cities... I guess that if Burbank will be destroyed, I'll go back to my original city-Rehovot, Israel."

Hillai: "Ok, thank you. Bye."

(Hangs up)

Hillai: "And I want to live in Tel Aviv."

Hello Nurse: "I want to live in Munich."

Mime: "Helsinki."

Flavio and Marita: "Palma de Mallorca."

Ralph: "Jerusalem."

Minerva: "Warsaw."

Otto: "Vienna."

Thaddeus: "New York."

Rita: "Me too!"

Runt: "San Francisco. Or Seattle. Defiantly Seattle."

Slappy: "Las Vegas."

Skippy: "Anywhere near my aunt Slappy."

Pinky: "Uh...Ponyville!"

Brain: "Don't mind him. I want to live in Tokyo!"

Rita Warner: "New York."

Jessica Warner: "Cairo!"

David Warner: "Uh...Rome."

Godfeathers: "Also Rome!"

Katie: "Orlando."

Tony Warner: "Chicago."

Erik: "Los Angeles!"

Colin: "Denver."

Hillai: "Oh, and Tiny Toons- the same question, but without Acme Acres."

Buster: "So I want to live in Honolulu with Babsy."

Babs: "Yeah."

Plucky: "Uh...Barthcelona."

Shirley: "L.A."

Fifi: "Paris."

Hampton: "New York."

Mary Melody: "Back to my family in Cape town, South Africa."

Max: "The richest city in the world- Tokyo!"

Montana: "I want to come to Tokyo with my Montana Maxie-waxie!"

Katie: "Mime, how did you meet the Nurse?"

Mime: "You know, like lots of other couples meet. I met her in a night club, we knew each other since we were in the same show..."

Hillai: "The last question is from Kiue Jin, who asks:

"Hello Ladies... No, I am not saying 'and Gentlemen'. I'm not trying to get into your good books, now am I?

As disappointing as it is to have missed my intended target, at least someone's life was made harder.

On with the questions:

Slappy: Have you ever considered signing up to become the next Doctor Who? Not only would you be the first female to take the role, but I suspect it would suit you perfectly.

Yakko, Wakko and Dot: Have you received that package I sent you? I'm sure that all of it is there. Why don't you go and tell your new 'Special friend' the wonderful news.

To all people currently in the studio: What is your favorite song of all time?

That seems to be everything...

Goodnight everybody!"

Slappy: "Yeah, I know. I'm a huge fan of the show. I tried to sign in the BBC, and they almost signed me, but they said British people can't understand my accent."

Wakko: "We didn't get it yet. Who is it? And by the way my favorite song is "Yellow Submarine".

Yakko: "Yakko's World."

Dot: "Fireworks."

Hillai: "I don't know what's my favorite song but I can say that "Baby" is my least favorite song. And I'll call Yuval...Just a second..."

15 seconds later

Hillai: "He says it's "Africa."

Hello Nurse: "Michael Jackson's "Rock with you".

Mime: "I deny any involvement! And my fave is "Surfin' Bird." Just kidding! "Claire" by Gilbert O'Sullivan."

Minerva: "Leaving on a jet plane."

Rita: "Rolling in the deep."

Babs: "Someone like you."

Buster: "Uh...Just what I want, by Montana Max."

Plucky: "Dream on."

Hillai: "That's all, folks! Right after us- a new episode of Chip &Dale, "The one where Gadget finally dates Chip". In our next episode- who put that letter? Will Yuval recover from the "Valley accent fever"? And will I ever get more than 3 reviews for 1 episode? Stay tuned!"