Okay! Finally, gatorgirl517 has written Prussia's letter. Yes, gatorgirl517 and I are supporters of the theory that Holy Roman Empire is in fact Germany. So, if you don't agree, don't complain. And America has finally arrived in this one!

Disclaimer: gatorgirl517 and I do not own Hetalia or it's characters.

West,

Oh, I see how it is now. You say Ita loves Holy Roman Empire? Well, I hate to break the news to you, but that was you before you met me. You were the Holy Roman Empire. Holy Rome's ultimate goal was to get Ita to become part of his empire, but he was dissolved and other countries came from his territories. Well, you know what this means, right? It means that Ita is actually in love with you, and that all you want is for Ita to "become a part of you." Guess I should start planning the wedding after all, huh West?

You think Ita is a bad driver? Please. I saw America and Britain leaving the World Conference one day, and Britain all about chocked America, who started driving on the right side of the road and was singing to some American rock song. Although, the whole thing was very amusing to me.

Maybe Ita would focus more in training if you gave him some more breaks. I know it can be frustrating though, since we are both military-minded men. I had to train that idiot America for his fight with Britain, but he didn't like my style of teaching, or something like that. These guys will never learn the true art of military genius and training.

Speaking of America, I'm really ticked off at him right now. I didn't think he could get any dumber, but I was proved wrong. So I was casually walking away from the World Conference, and I could hear America running from behind me. Apparently Ita mentioned something about an American flag being downstairs. Do you know anything about this? If you set this up, I will come repeatedly kick your vital regions too. So America was running and of course tripped over nothing, knocked me over, and we both fell flat on our faces. We even left skid marks in the hallway. So now my knees have huge scrapes in them and blood is just flowing out everywhere. They hurt so much; I can hardly even walk. Damn that stupid America, but if you set this up, things will not be pretty for you.

Hope things go well between you and Ita!

Your Bruder,

Gilbert