To TrustYourHeart: thanks, appreciate the nice feedback

To Jason: yeah I'm thinking that too, and Corey is my personal fave

To HATERS CAN'T SEE ME: here you have it

To Jackson: I hate her ass too

To XXEnvyXx: hell yeah she sucks

To 21hugs: hehe I won't spoil anything ;)

To Meitialove: I'll be waiting for the cupcake pic lol, anyway thanks for the review

To DerzBeauty2Love: so you want Ale/Heather huh, well I just might include it cuz it's my favorite couple

Okay I'm back guys now on to chapter 3. So I got a lot of Gwen haters :) and some Corey supporters. Sorry it took long guys, but I was working on my character illustration. Meaning I wanted to show you how they look like and I finally finished it, the links to the pics of each team is on my profile so PLEASE check that.

Total Drama Around the World


Chapter 3: Getting The 411 On Things

Jwoww gasped at how the show had just started and already someone almost got nailed.

" hey Chris you asshole, those damn stairs were so cheap dawg " Corey said angrily

" ooopps did I forget to mention that " Chris responded

" what stinks in here " Cody asked and Owen laughed nervously " oh I guess I didn't run out of gas after all "

" ew that's so gross " Angelina said covering her nose

" you know Chris this dump sums you right up. Cheap " said Courtney as she took in her surroundings. The outside looked just like the inside.

" alrighty then I'll lay down the drill around here for you babies or in your case Courtney the laws "

Courtney scoffed at his comment, and he continued " ok this boat will have a resemblance to the Jumbo Jet we used back in World Tour, meaning there'll be the dump where the losers stay and the less of a dump area where the winners will be "

" this whole place looks like a shit pile if you ask me Chris " Ronnie joked causing the group to laughed and he smiled when he saw Sammi had laughed

" AS I was saying, unlike the jumbo jet in here there will be the first class, second class, and third class. The first class is strictly for winners and they're allowed to walk around any part of the second and third class to insult the losers, the second class is allowed to walk in the third class but not in the first, and the third class is the bottom of the food chain as they are the one who send home a loser. Seriously guys you don't wanna be there. If you so happen to be voted off you will walk the plank of shame which is located on the boat deck "

" hey Chris where are the confessionals " asked Tyler

" I'm getting there hold your horses " Chris said

" yeah eh I wanna see it already " Ezekiel said

" I said hold your-... wait what are you still doing here " and Ezekiel looked at him as if he were crazy " uh I'm competing yo "

" I told you already that you weren't invited, wait hmmm... all of you head out to the deck as I will demonstrate how an elimination will look like "

Everyone went out to the deck, which surprisingly was pretty clean and awaited for Chris's demonstration.

" you will take one of these life jackets and " he threw the jacket at Ezekiel and flung him overboard " you'll be jumping the plank like so " A lot of the crewmates erupted in laughter at this.

" bwahaha the dumbass " Vinny said

" ahaha he always loses first doesn't he " Angelina said

" you'd think he learn by now " Duncan added

" whoa poor cowboy " Clay said in a sympathizing tone

" daannng that sucka's out " Corey said laughing

Ezekiel didn't take the hint at all and began to call Chris from the water " wow nice demonstration yo, now pull down another set of stairs so I can get back up "

" sorry bro there's no more now, CHEF HIT IT " and the ship began departing," but unbeknownst to them Ezekiel was clinging to the anchor that was being pulled up

" now moving on, follow me " Chris led them to where the third class was. It was a complete dump it had cockroaches, rats, wooden floors, and broken and uncomfortable wooden tables as beds " here's where the losers will have the privilege of staying "

" in other words everyone except me " Pauly said and Mike gave him a high five " word bro, except me too "

" I'll have fun crushing these idiots " Angelina said

" oh you can try if you want you ugly little hamster " Mike retorted and Angelina glared at him " excuse me "

" okay kiddies save it for the challenges, now move it " and this time Chris led them to the second class area. It was definitely an upgrade from the third class, but not by a longshot. Unlike third class this one actually had beds, although they were slightly broken and looked pretty much uncomfortable too. " this is where the not so losers but still losers will be staying at "

" hmm it's still not my scene " Courtney spoke up

" I see great minds think alike huh sweetheart " Pauly said and Courtney blushed " guess so "

Duncan saw this and clenched his fists. Wait why should he care about what she does, he had Gwen right? But lately things with her have been going down the drain. There was just no spark anymore. They were to alike and it frustrated him, with Courtney there was always something new but with Gwen he practically had her figured all out. It was just to much of a simple relationship with Gwen.

" now for what you've all been waiting for, it's time to see where the first class is " Chris said interrupting Duncan's thoughts. They followed Chris all the way through a long hallway and came upon an actual clean part of the ship.

" welcome to first class baby! Here each winner will have their own room, bathrooms, have access to the pool and actually eat a fresh cuisine meal "

" what! Our own room, I've watched your show Chris and this is definitely something new " Sammi said

" I'm flattered you watched my show Sammi, and yes this is definitely something new "

" you know if you get lonely I can keep you company " Mike said as he got closer to Sammi. " uh no " she responded pushing him back. Ronnie narrowed his eyes at this.

" and where are you staying at captain " Noah asked in a sarcastic tone

" captain huh, I like that. I'll be staying in the captain's quarters with my own hot tub of course "

" woah man I gotta have the GTL or my days ruined " Pauly said in a concerned tone.

" GTL? " Courtney repeated in confusion

" gym, tan, and laundry " Mike replied knowing full well what Pauly meant " it's how you start the day before going out, everone knows that "

" well then bro guess you just gotta win " Chris replied

" that'll be simple then " Pauly confidently said

" that's what I thought too at first " Heather said " until the challenges began and that's when I realized it was all hell "

" oh believe me chica, the challenges aren't the only hell around here " Alejandro spewed. Heather crossed her arms and faced away " hmph "

" yo you had some history with that girl didn't you? " Pauly said as he went to Alejandro's side. " it's not one of my best moments amigo " Alejandro replied

" do you still have it for her? " Pauly asked and Alejandro hesitated a little before responding " no I have nothing for that woman " and Pauly laughed " yeah right kid, but don't worry I'll lay off her "

" and finally we have the confessionals " Chris said as he pointed to a stall in the hallway " here's where you guys will confess your sins to the viewers "

" if it's sins we're confessing then you should be honored the privilege of being the first one to use it " Noah said

" still as sarcastic as ever huh Noah, anyway there's one last place I wanna show you...but first everyone take a crack at the confessionals "

Confessionals

Snooki: I'm going to Total Drama BITCH!

Jwoww: after I make these boys bow down to me I'll rip their heads off

Vinny: go Vinny, go Vinny!

Sammi: Ronnie is hot

Alejandro: goal number one, revenge

Duncan: that Pauly guy don't sit right with me

Courtney: hmm Pauly D...anyway time to prove myself

Noah: great I'm back, yay

Corey: dang son, all these broads is fine

Trent: time for me to get back out there

Ronnie: *laughs at the camera*

Cody: oh thank goodness Sierra isn't here, and man these girls are hoootttt! Gwen, Gwen who?

Tyler: yeah these girls are hot, but I'm a one woman guy I love my Lindsay. I ain't no Duncan

Heather: so no threats at all, this time I'll make sure to win the money without hurting Alejandro...I MEAN yeah no threats at all

Clay: that first class is sounding mighty fine

Gwen: what's up with Trent eyeing these girls they all look like a bunch of Heathers, oh well not like I care

Deena: what you looking at camera, you like the boobs

Lindsay: I love a first class treatment

Angelina: one word, easy

Mike: that Sammi is hot haha, alright people we got a situation

Owen: what's it gonna take to get Izzy back *stomach grumbles* and we STILL haven't eaten anything

Izzy: yeah so like one day I went to this cruise and I got seasick for hours

Pauly: yeah these girls are hot and all, but I'm all for the money baby

End of Confessionals

" done okay follow me " and he led them to a place with two doors next to each other " here's where you'll place your junk, that side is for the guys and that ones for the ladies "

" don't all the cruises have a bar area " Vinny asked and Pauly put an arm around his shoulder " word you can't have a cruise without a bar area, so c'mon Chris don't hold out on us "

" haha you wish the bar is strictly off limits, and I will not get a lawsuit for having minors drink in my show "

" so he never said it wasn't ON the ship dawgs " Corey whispered to them

" I say we make it a side goal to steal some drinks " Deena said and Mike high fived her " hell yeah "

" now he's the drill losers I'll let you unpack and in a few I'll call you to announce the rest of the rules and I'm sure you're itching for more rules right Courtney "

" uh wrong, that's all behind me " Courtney countered and Chris departed leaving the crewmates

" move y'all I ain't carrying this shit any longer " Corey said as he pushed past Noah. " I see someone's eager to go and explore " Noah said

Girls Storage Room

The girls all began unpacking and began discussing todays events.

" I need that first class " Deena said

" I need that ten million dollars " Angelina added

" don't these boys all look pretty immature " Jwoww said

" and some are damn sexy " Snooki added receiving multiple " yeahs " from the other girls

Boys Storage Room

" man I'm starving, when do we eat? " Owen said

" man there's like ten fine pieces of ass out there and you thinking bout food, what's wrong with you dog " Corey said and Owen sunk his head " well I only want one girl...but I don't know if she wants me "

Corey felt slightly guilty for hurting the big guy's feelings and spoke again " aww man I didn't mean to throw salt in your wounds player, so who is she? "

" her names Izzy, you know the- "

" whoa you don't mean the crazy chick with orange hair right? " Mike said cutting Owen off

" yeah her " he said dreamily. Corey patted his back " I'll help you with that...uh Owen was it? " Owen nodded his head " yeah it's Owen, and whoa you serious "

Corey raised his fist " yeah, so we bros? " and Owen returned the fist " yeah bro "

Suddenly as they began exiting a voice rang through the speakers " alright ladies time to eat " and Chef's voice echoed through the halls

" hopefully Chef didn't cook the food " Heather said

They went into the dining area of the ship and it was also luxurious with tables assorted nicely.

" okay crewmates, it's time to eat, and enjoy it because afterwards this'll be first class reserved " Chris said. The crewmates began sitting at the tables that had fresh food already served on it. It went from lobster, to crabs, sushi, salmon, and just about all the delicious food one could ask for.

" alright dawg let's eat " Corey said to Owen " yeahhh let's eat! "

Confessionals

Corey: I ain't no softy but I know how it feels when a broad don't return the love, so imma help the big guy out and besides he's pretty tight

Owen: wow Corey is so cool, he's gonna help me get Izzy back yeahhh

End of Confessionals

" yeah and here I thought you weren't hungry Corey " Pauly said to Corey who was practically buried in his food with Owen. " aye don't hate the players hate the game "

Ronnie took a seat at an empty table and started eyeing the food " man this shit looks good "

" mind if I sit with you " and he looked up to see Sammi pulling out a chair " oh nah go right ahead ". She smiled at him " so what do you think about the place so far Ronnie? "

" well first class is all me baby " he replied taking a bite of the lobster in his plate " what about you Sammi, what's on your mind? "

" something else " she said with a smile and he was about to respond but Mike cut him off " so Sammi you tried any of this food, it's all good "

Confessional

Ronnie: seriously bro, three's a crowd

End of Confessional

" no I was just about to try some " Sammi said to Mike

Courtney went and took a seat next to Deena " hey Deena right? " and she nodded " yeah that's me "

" I'm Cour- "

" Courtney, I know who you are I've watched the show before you know "

" oh...you have " Courtney said with concern. She might not like her given her past in the show. Deena seemed to have read her mind and spoke up " look I don't care how you acted before it was all in the past. I don't judge people and besides it'll be good to have a veteran give me a heads up on things "

Courtney smiled " I'll show you the ropes "

Pauly saw Deena and Courtney sitting together and approached them " two hot girls sitting alone, definitely my thing " he thought. He was waking towards them when he accidentally bumped into Duncan, who was making his way to Gwen. Duncan grabbed his shirt collar " watch it punk "

Confessional

Pauly: I don't know what kind of chump ass people this guy's been around, but get one thing clear I'm not one of them. Don't let the spikey hair fool you I'm no bitch

End of Confessional

Pauly pushed Duncan off of him " who do you think you talking too " by now everyone was watching the scene

" aww we got ourselves a situation here "

" yo Pauly ain't that the guy who dumped the hot Hispanic for the grenade " Vinny yelled out. Pauly took a second glance at Duncan and began laughing " it is "

Mike put his hands next to his mouth and made a trumpet sound " that's the grenade horn "

" grenade alert! " Corey yelled out. Angelina and her new gal pal Heather began leaning on each other and laughing

Confessionals

Heather: *laughing* grenade, why didn't I think of that one before

Vinny: grenades, just something you want to avoid

Lindsay: *not getting the joke* wait is Gabby a bomb?

Mike: that's the thing with grenades, they drive people to run away

Corey: so thats two girls I won't go for, my man Owen's girl and *holds in laughter* that losers grenade *bursts out laughing* poor guy

End of Confessionals

Duncan wasn't use to people fighting him back. Not that he was scared it's just he had always intimidated pretty much everyone into fearing him, so he wasn't use to the fact that practically none of the newbies feared him. " shut your asses up! " he roared

" leave the guy alone Pauly, it's obvious he's got enough problems already " Corey said and Pauly laughed again " yeah so true "

Duncan clenched his fists angrily " what did you- "

" okay losers get to the deck now " Chris said through the speakers cutting Duncan off. Duncan walked over to Gwen " don't listen to them babe, they're all dumbasses " and Gwen nodded her head " yup "

They all went to the deck and found Chris standing there with an impatient face. He was holding a small box in his hands " finally, ok in this box there's papers with numbers on them. I want you all to pick a number out of this ballot box. It will determine who's on who's team "

One by one they each picked out a number. " okay I want numbers 1-8 here you guys will be 'Team Red Shell Bullets', 9-15 you'll be 'Team Get Backers', and 16-23 you'll be 'Team Monster Sharks' "

Courtney looked around " okay let's see who's on my team ". It was her, Noah, Ronnie, Lindsay, Cody, Alejandro, Pauly and " yeah Deena!, you're in my team good " she said happily and the two girls embraced each other

" alrighty partners let's work together " Clay said to his team that consisted of Mike, Duncan, Tyler, Vinny, Izzy, Jwoww, Angelina and himself

" ight where ma dawgs at " Corey said as he inspected his team. He was instantly hugged by Owen " Corey we're in the same team that's awesome! "

" alright bro that's good " he scanned his team which included himself, Owen, Heather, Sammi, Snooki, Trent, and he gasped " noooo! OWEN WE GOT THE GRENADE "

" ooh that's a bad situation right there " Mike said and Pauly blew a sigh of relief " better Corey then me "

" you keep your freaking ass away from her okay " Duncan said angrily. Corey shot him a glare " believe me dog you ain't got nothing to worry about "

Confessionals

Courtney: I see a good real friend in Deena, not like someone else I know

Cody: me and Courtney again, wow nostalgic

Noah: oh joy I get Alejandro *sighs* life hates me

Pauly: holy crap I got the two hot girls I was gonna sit with and I didn't even have to do anything, damn I'm good

Lindsay: yay Team Red Shell Bandits for the win, I like red

Deena: good I got Courtney and the rest *shrugs her shoulders* hmph okay

Alejandro: I got a strong looking team and no Heather, gracias good luck

Ronnie: damn I'm not with that hot Sammi girl-...NOT like I care, rule number one in these shows is don't fall in love

Owen: I may not have Izzy in my team but I got my buddy Corey

Sammi: aww I wanted Ronnie

Heather: damn it I don't have Alejandro-...I MEAN UH I don't have Angelina ugh and I have gothy just great

Corey: *crying dramatically* whyyyyyyy!

Snooki: oohh I got the cute guitarist, this'll be good

Trent: Snooki's on my team, sweet

Gwen: my team is beyond immature, at least I got Trent, but he's going all sappy on the new girl *rolls eyes* argh

Clay: I like my partners, they seem pretty cool. I'm not losing for sure

Mike: damn no Sammi

Jwoww: time to work my magic

Tyler: whoa Duncan got so burned, oh well it's bout time the jerk gets what he deserves. I wish Lindsay was on my team though

Izzy: we're Team Monster Sharks huh, the Izzy likes it

Vinny: poor Team Get Backers got the grenade

Duncan: so that Pauly bastard got Courtney he better not...damn I wanna rip his head off already

Angelina: time to form some alliances

End of Confessionals

Chris smiled at the camera " ooohhh Duncan and Pauly hehe I sense some trouble. I knew bringing Courtney would bring drama. Looks like Duncan isn't the toughest apple anymore rough. The teams are finally settled so stay tuned for more on Total Drama Around the World!


Author's Notes

Looks like Corey and Owen are getting along, and so are Sammi and Ronnie, and Deena and Courtney. But Pauly and Duncan sure aren't and it seems Ronnie and Mike aren't either. Trent and Snooki are feeling each other but how will Gwen cope with it. Next up is CHALLENGE TIME!

Here are the teams and who's in what team.

Team Red Shell Bullets: Pauly, Deena, Courtney, Cody, Noah, Ronnie, Alejandro, Lindsay

Team Get Backers: Corey, Owen, Sammi, Heather, Trent, Gwen, Snooki,

Team Monster Sharks: Mike, Clay, Jwoww, Duncan, Tyler, Izzy, Vinny, Angelina

REMEMBER the links to the pics of each team is on my profile so PLEASE check that.