TenshiBabe: Hello again, I hope you found the last chapter to be…interesting?

Lil' Neko: What she's trying to say is that she totally enjoyed torturing the pharaoh. By the way where is Yami anyway?

TB: last I saw of him was when you left him with Tama…the evil 4- year old, which is one of my possessions, so he is mine!

LN: Selfish, any way if you would like to know this Tama kid is a huge handful, so Yami better be careful…or else.

Most of this story is in Bakura's POV

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Bakura's Holiday Love

Chapter 4: I've been abducted by a 4 year-old!


Tama watched intently as the pharaoh angrily dried his clothes. Yami grumbled as he hung his jacked over the dryer by the sink.

"Yami…" Tama tried to talk to him, Yami glared at the kid growling in response. Seeing as how angry Yami was right about now, Tama thought twice, and then he remembered what Bakura told him to do.

"Um, Yami I know you're mad and all but my cousin says that when you're upset you shouldn't stay upset but put on a smile and then eventually you'll be happy as well!" Tama tried to cheer up the pharaoh, but it only seemed to make him more upset.

"What does your cousin know, bet who ever it is doesn't know what it feels like to actually like someone, and they don't even know…probably is still angry at me too…" Yami said harshly turning his back to the kindergartener saying the last part quietly.

"Well Yami if it makes you feel any better, my cousin does know, in fact it says in her diary…but don't tell her that I told you!" Tama mentally hit himself, as he told the spirit his little secret.

Instead of scowling Yami smiled, at Tama's expense. "Hey you know, your all right kid…say lets get outta here…it smells like a dump." Yami replied, pinching his nose.

Tama smiled… 'Way ta go Tama, now let's put in faze two of this beautiful plot!' Tama thought to himself, and then looked up at Yami, "…And I know the perfect place to go!" Yami had no time to ask as Tama grabbed his arm and pulled him off to who knows where.

"Whoa!" 'Darn this kid is strong, or maybe I'm too light? Guess I should eat more, ne?' Yami considered as he was pulled through the store.

~Five minutes later~

"Aha! Were here!" Tama grinned widely.

"Um, where is 'here' exactly?" Yami questioned, looking around the dark room.

"Uh, well…um it's a secret!" Tama blurted out.

"A secret, huh?" Yami replied not liking the looks of this room one bit.

"Okay Yami, you may not know this but I Tama am the youngest known…uh, fortune teller in the history of the playground!" Tama revealed.

Yami sweat dropped as he looked at the freaky get up tama had on. He wrapped an old blanket over his shoulder and had a scarf wrapped around his head like a turban, and held a bright magenta ball that was half the size of a beach ball. 'And I thought Marik was crazy…' Yami thought.

"Are you ready Yami, this ball I have here is a genuine crystal ball, it can tell anyone's future!" Tama said as he brought Yami over towards the center of the room, which had a table with a white cloth and a chair, across from it was a small kid sized bench with cushions to act as a day bed (like the ones that those psychiatrists have…).

"Tama, you're no fortune teller, 'kay…I mean that isn't even a crystal ball it's a basket ball painted purple, and if you ask me…you really need to see a psychiatrist, for your own good…" Yami retorted feeling like Alice in dooms Ville.

Tama glared at Yami then walked over towards him and shoved him onto the bench; and tied his hands.

"What the hell are you doing?" Yami shouted, "Sorry Yami but I have this thing about people disrespecting my authority, cuz you see when you're in here, I rule…! (Insert evil glare)" Tama smirked at Yami.

"Now Yami the only way to get out is to truly be honest…I'm not asking for much, just to know what's going on in your mind…" (LN: I'd like to know what's going on in his…Bakura!)

"Tama, listen I don't know what sick, twisted mind put you up to this, but I need to get outta here right now!" Yami pleaded Tama thought for a second then smiled.

"I got an idea, I'll let you go but on one condition we play 'Liar, Liar!" Tama chirped.

"Whaaa?" Yami asked looking at the game box. (TB: you know those games where you pick a topic like question and you have to answer the truth, or the lie detector thingy will beep and yea). 'I have a bad feeling about this…' Yami thought to himself.

In the Supermarket…

"Hey Ryou have you seen Yami, I just checked the washrooms, and he's not there…I mean where could he have gotten to?" Yugi asked, regretting that he had been so hard on Yami.

"Yugi, it's a huge supermarket, I mean Bakura get's lost in here a lot, and he's the tomb robber…so let's just split up I'll take aisles 1-12 and you take 13-24, and we'll meet up at the front when we're done…k?" Ryou said reassuringly.

"Okay, but what I don't get is why did he close the link? What could he be doing?" Yugi said to Ryou as he tried the link once more.

/Yami…/

/…/ 'Where could he be?' Yugi thought as the two hikari's split up to look for their Yami's.

Yugi started to look for Yami but was side tracked by someone running into his cart.

"OH NO, I'm Soo sorry…are you okay Yugi" Tea asked.

"T-Tea? What are you doing here?" Yugi questioned, when he looked at her though she looked like she had lost something, or someone.

"What's wrong Tea?" Yugi asked hoping that he could help.

"Um, well you see I was supposed to watch over my little cousin but he seems to have gotten away in the store somewhere… I- I don't know what to do I mean he's only four years old!" Tea replied, breaking into tears around the middle of her story.

"Um, what does he look like? Maybe we've seen him and could help?" Yugi asked trying to help. Tea smiled and nodded.

"He has short brown hair, um… well an easier was to explain it is to say that he looks like a kid version of Kaiba, except he has bright purple eyes, and sometimes if your not careful you could mistake him for a girl, he's really smart and likes playing pranks- but he get's distracted easily" Tea explained.

"Humm? I think I saw him with Yami once, and Ryou told me he saw Bakura talking to this kid… maybe this all adds up some how…" Yugi thought out loud.

"I think it could. Under Bakura, and Yami's influence; no offence…on Yami's side that is this could not be good." Tea said sternly.


TenshiBabe: SO ONCE AGAIN THE WORLD IS TO BE DESTROYED BY A

4-YEAR-OLD CHILD!

Lil'Neko: …weird huh?

TB: R&R puhleeze! ^_^;