TenshiBabe: I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!

Bakura: Uh-oh

TB: what do you mean 'uh-oh'?

B: n-nothing

TB: thought so…. anyways I don't own YuGiOh so don't sue thank you

Most of this story is in Bakura's POV

"Talking"

Thinking'

//Dark to light//

/Light to dark/

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Bakura's Holiday Love

Chapter 5: Lights, Camera, and Confession!

"Okay I'll go first!" Tama chirped, rolling the die. Yami scanned the dark room not trusting the place one bit, like there was something he was missing. "I rolled a 6! WOO HOO! I'm on fire!" Tama squealed as he moved his game piece 6 spaces and drew a card. "Humm, it says have you ever dressed up as the opo-oposite gender?"

Tama's face reddened a few shades after reading the card. "Tell the truth Tama," Yami demanded. "Okay, okay I admit it!!!! When my hair grows too long, I sort of resemble a g-girl; so when I was younger (TB: How much younger can you get???), my sister and my cousin would make me wear girl clothes, okay geeze! It's your turn Yami!" Tama confessed.

Yami smirked, "Cute, okay um I can't roll the dice unless my hands are untied…" Yami pointed out. "Oh, okay, sure…" Tama answered by tying up Yami's ankles, then untying, and retying his hands so they're in front of him. 'Dang, he caught me…this kid is smarter than he looks' Yami mused to himself. "Okay my roll…"

With Yugi and Téa

The two friends walked up and down the aisles looking for either one of the two yami's or Téa's cousin who was last seen with Yami. Looking around Yugi soon noticed the, oh so familiar unruly mane of white hair that belonged to either Bakura or Ryou and since the hikari was looking in the other half of the market it had to be his Yami.

"Bakura," Yugi called to the white haired yami.

"Hn, oh it's you." Bakura answered, smirking evilly

"Okay Bakura what's going on? Where's Yami, I know that you have something to do with this" Yugi angrily snarled.

"Me, tut, tut Yugi I never thought that you were one to jump to conclusions" Bakura answered sounding offended. Yugi rolled his eyes, "C'mon Bakura quit playing games already, where's Yami!" Yugi snarled, anger seeping onto his face. Bakura smiled, uh no smirked a spark glinted in eyes signaling that he was up to something, and patted the upset hikari on the head teasingly.

"Oh, Yugi you worry a bit too much, just relax, sit back and enjoy the show" Bakura reassured the confused hikari. "What the heck are you talking bout Bakura?" Yugi questioned, glaring at Bakura. The tomb robber's eyes narrowed and his grin grew larger exposing really sharp canines. Suddenly the grocery store speakers crackled and the droning Christmas music was replaced by two very familiar voices.

With Yami and Tama

After playing a couple rounds and revealing an assortment of embarrassing secrets, Tama was growing bored of the game and decided that it was time for the big finale. Removing the special card that Bakura gave to him, from inside his back pocket, Tama waited for Yami to finish his turn.

"Um, Christmas party- I was drunk so…yeah weird things happened…" Yami finished his turn, face red.

Tama looked at him oddly, and then replied, "You grown-ups are weird."

Then it was his turn. Tama rolled the die and 'accidentally' threw the die off the table. "Aw darn!" Tama yelled, reaching under the table to retrieve the fallen game piece.

Whilst returning to the table Tama 'accidentally' bumped the game board thus lo and behold, the cards which were stacked ever so neatly, turned and went splat all over the game board. "Great…" Yami replied dryly. Tama rubbed his hand that 'accidentally' hit the board, and glared at Yami.

Unknown to yami, when Tama 'hit' the game board he also dropped the special card on the table, so Tama oh so innocently re-stacked the cards putting a random card on top then the special card and then the rest of the cards in a small tower, and drew his card.

"Okay… a 3 hmm?" Tama looked at the card for a while, Yami started to get agitated.

"I don't have all da-" Yami started

"Alright, alright" Tama complied, 'darn it I put the card in the wrong spot, I drew the trump card…oooh now I won't get my lollipop…Grrrr' Tama thought as he read the card.

"Do you have a secret crush? If so spill!" Tama turned beet red. Yami looked on suspiciously, narrowing his eyes.

"Go on…" Yami insisted.

"Gawd Yami I am a 4 year old boy, everyone knows that girls have cooties…Geeze" Tama stated plainly rolling his eyes.

Yami nodded in agreement, "That explains a lot, my turn"

Yami rolled, earning a 6 which landed his piece on the final square; basically he would win after he answered the next question. 'Child's play' Yami thought to himself smirking.

"Okay, um what was your most degrading thing you have ever done?" Yami blinked, 'It's not that bad, I mean who would he tell anyways'

Tama thought for a moment, 'Even though I messed up, I could still make this worth my time…' Tama smiled to himself as he pushed the red button the remote for PA system to power on.

"Um, Yami could you repeat the question, I slightly distracted by… t-the lights! Yes the lights o-on my shoes…" Tama quickly stuttered out.

"oh, um okay… what was your most degrading thing you have ever done?" Yami stated. Then the former pharaoh bit his lip, fidgeting for a while.

"Go on…" Tama stated mockingly.

Yami glared, and thought for a moment then answered. "One time my aibou was to dress up as the Easter bunny for a group of children at the park. But he got sick and asked me to fill in…so I was on my way to the park in a bunny suit and while walking down the trail, I got attacked by a pack of evil creatures in that came from the trees…I later found them out to be chipmunks. The end."

Tama blinked

"What's so degrading about that?"

"I cried…"

There was moment of silence.

Then Tama giggled, but Yami couldn't hear it as it seems that a loud sound was erupting from the left of the room, where banging could also be heard on the invisible door.

"ooh snap…we in trouble!" Tama exclaimed as he quickly untied the pharaoh and ran around through the back door which they came in from.

Bakura's POV

The twerp and I stood there listening the up coming message. This is it now I will finally know if what I hear is true then the pharaoh will pay.

The pharaoh's hikari looked at me with a strange look and then said something to that friendship freak that he hangs out with, I didn't even notice that she was here…

Then the PA came on loud and clear…perfect.

"Um, Yami could you repeat the question, I slightly distracted by… t-the lights! Yes the lights o-on my shoes…" Tama quickly stuttered out.

The brunette shrieked, "TAMA!"

GAH! My ears are bleeding! No, I'm just being melodramatic, humm does she know this Tama child?

Unfortunately at this moment my hikari chooses to make an entrance and join our little group. By the look on his face he is utterly confused.

/Bakura if this has anything to-/

"Oh, um okay… what was your most degrading thing you have ever done?" Yami stated.

"Go on…" Tama stated mockingly.

/…/

ooh, me thinks that Ryou might not like this… Hold up just a moment!

"THAT'S NOT WHAT HE'S SUPPOSED TO ASK!" I blurt out, "uh, I mean…what's this all about?" Crap…

Ryou, Yugi and the girl are all looking at me… "What!" I growl, that should teach them.

"One time my aibou was to dress up as the Easter bunny for a group of children at the park. But he got sick and asked me to fill in…so I was on my way to the park in a bunny suit and while walking down the trail, I got attacked by a pack of evil creatures in that came from the trees…I later found them out to be chipmunks. The end."

That's it.

That was pathetic, but not degrading…really.

"What's so degrading about that?"

"I don't like where this is going…" Yugi starts.

"Bakura this isn't funny, just oddly weird" Ryou stats, glaring at me.

"What, I didn't dress him in a bunny suit…" Ryou was about to counter but Yami beat him to it.

"I cried…"

The whole grocery store was silent. Oh yea I forgot about the amount of people in the store at the moment…

Then not far away a little girl shouted, "Da bunny man cwied betause he dot

'tacked by dipmunks! HAHAHA STUPIT!"

Thus the whole store obviously thought it hilarious as well because the laughter erupted.

The transmission ended abruptly, when the remote fell. The market workers started banging on the door to the transmission room.

/BAKURA/

Oh I forgot about them…

//oh, hey Ryou…//

I started to leave and ran smack into the pharaoh and the preschooler. Yami looked peeved and embarrassed. Tama grinned.

"Okay Bakura pay up!" Tama said holding out his hand.

"YOU! YOU DID THIS!" Yami managed to growl already stalking towards me, millennium eye glowing and eyes blood red.

Oh shi-itake mushrooms…

TenshiBabe: MUHAHAHAHA! I evil!

Bakura: Um… R&R