A/N: Wow! Thanks for the reviews! I'm sorry i couldn't update yesterday like I said that I would because I had way too much homework. To compensate, this is the longest chapter so far.

Disclaimer: I don't own Facebook, Monster High, or the song She Wolf by Shakira. :((((


Draculaura Vike - Still one week til Tombcoming! Sigh...

^Clawd Wolf and Frankie Stein like this

Cleo de Nile - Did you get your dress yet?

Draculaura Vike - Yes! I got it at Howlister! It's gorgeous!

Lagoona Blue - What color?

Draculaura Vike - Pink, of course! And heels to match!

Frankie Stein - oooh pretty!

Cleo de Nile - None of you serfs will outdo me!

Lagoona Blue - I wouldn't bet on that... My new hairstyle is fab!

Clawdeen Wolf – I'm gonna be fierce!

Clawd Wolf - all this ghouly stuff makes me want to rip my fur out.

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Clawdeen Wolf - Doesn't it fall out by itself already?

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Clawdeen Wolf to Howleen Wolf

When did you get a Facebook?

Howleen Wolf - Yesterday

Clawdeen Wolf - Are you even old enough to have one?

Howleen Wolf - I'm almost 14!

Clawdeen Wolf - I meant maturity wise.


Cleo de Nile and Frankie Stein like a page

Justin Biter 3


Torelei Stripe to Draculaura Vike

I hear they sell stilts really cheap on eBay.

Draculaura Vike - why would I want stilts?

Torelei Stripe - You need stilts to reach Clawd's mouth, midget.

Clawd Wolf - That's mean.

^Draculaura Vike likes this

Torelei Stripe - They have lint rollers on eBay, too.

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Howleen Wolf is now friends with Frankie Stein and 4 other people.


Deuce Gorgon added Casketball to his Activities


Clawd Wolf to Draculaura Vike

Want to come over and study?

Draculaura Vike - sureee be right over

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Howleen Wolf - Guess what! Yesterday Clawdeen couldn't find her razor! So she had to go out all hairy! And then this really cute gargoyle guy thought she was a boy from behind! And she was like,..."!

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Torelei3 Stripe - please continue.

Clawdeen Wolf- I'm warning you...

Howleen Wolf - Why shouldn't I tell the rest?

Clawdeen Wolf - Because if you do, I will tell everyone that you've had a crush on Deuce since 5th grade!

Howleen Wolf - CLAWDEEN!

Clawdeen Wolf - Whoops.

^Deuce Gorgon and 2 others like this

Howleen Wolf - Now my life is officially over! :(

Clawdeen Wolf - Not that you had one in the first place...


Deuce Gorgon- Just got called an "insolent pineapple- head" by my own mother...

^Clawdeen Wolf and 2 others like this

Cleo de Nile - aweeee poor baby;(

Cleo de Nile - come over to my house and study:))

^Deuce Gorgon likes this

Torelei Stripe333 - I wants to get my study on, can I come?

Cleo de Nile - JUST GIVE UP Torelei!

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Draculaura Vike - ;););)

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Heath Burns to Clawdeen Wolf

There's a she-wolf in the closet, let her out so she can breath!

^Torelei Stripe and 3 others like this

Clawd Wolf - Is there something you're not telling us Clawdeen?:))

Clawdeen Wolf - Just go poke yourself in the eye with a silver pen or something.


Torelei Stripe - I hate all of you.

^Draculaura Vike and 16 others like this

Clawd Wolf - We love you too, Torelei.

Torelei Stripe - Really?;)

Clawd Wolf - NO.

^Cleo de Nile and 100 others like this


Jackson Jekyll likes a page.

Merston Anti- Bullying Association


Heath Burns - How tall are you?

Clawdeen Wolf - Why do you want to know?

Cleo de Nile - 5'5

Clawd Wolf - 6'2

Lagoona Blue - 5'8

Deuce Gorgon - 5'11

Draculaura Vike - 5'1

Torelei Stripe - the perfect height ;,))

Clawd Wolf - Why do you care?

Heath Burns - Just wondering

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Deuce Gorgon and Clawd Wolf are now married.

^Heath Burns likes this

Cleo de Nile - dislike

^Draculaura Vike likes this


Ghoulia Yelps - Is anyone else craving French fries?

Slow Moe - Aughh ugh duhhhhhh *groans*

Clawdeen Wolf - try changing your language from Zombie to English.

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Slow Moe is now using Facebook in English.


Torelei Stripe - Like for a rating :$

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Torelei Stripe to Deuce Gorgon

10,000 :)))!

^Deuce Gorgon likes this.


Cleo de Nile changed her relationship status to "single."

^Heath Burns likes this

Cleo de Nile - Don't even think about it!


Torelei Stripe to Frankie Stein

6, not too bad

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Torelei Stripe to Gil Webber

4.5 ur nothing special

Lagoona Blue - You're a perfect 10 to me!

^Gil Webber likes this

Gil Webber - You too!

^Lagoona Blue likes this


Torelei Stripe to Draculaura Vike

Negative two.

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Clawd Wolf to Draculaura Vike

Gorgeous :)

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Torelei Stripe - Your Facebook flirting is making me sick!

^Clawdeen Wolf likes this


Torelei Stripe to Clawd Wolf

9.99 (would be a 10 if you weren't dating that fashion-challenged rose-hued gnome :( )

^Heath Burns likes this

Clawd Wolf - seriously Heath?


A/N 2: Any couples you want to see? (Anyone can be paired together, canon or not.) Leave it in a review! And you have a better chance of getting your fave duo in here if you use one of the ridiculous couple monikers from my profile or make up your own!