A/n: Hey! Long time no update! I'm really sorry for the wait. I had so much stuff to do these last two weeks or so that I couldn't find the time to update. Plus I had a case of writer's block, which has thankfully disappeared at least for the time being, and I had to retype this entire chapter because I couldn't email it to the computer from my iPod. Enough with my blabbing, on with the long-awaited and elusive chapter 5!
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Heath Burns – Party rockers in the house tonight!
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Clawdeen Wolf – Shut up, my head hurts.
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Clawd Wolf to Deuce Gorgon – Hey bro got any dark sunglasses I can borrow?
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Jackson Jekyll – Shoot I missed the party!
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Draculaura Vike – You're lucky you weren't there. Unless you enjoy watching underaged monsters get totally buzzed D:
Ghoulia Yelps – I did my best with the designated driver pins!
Toralei Lovespartying Stripe – Oh die a little! ;))
Draculaura Vike – Had a great time at Tombcoming, especially slow dancing with Clawd Wolf!:)
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Clawdeen Wolf – Where is my dislike button?
Toralei Lovespartying Stripe – For once I totally agree with you, Toto.
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Toralei Lovespartying Stripe and Manny Taur are now friends.
Cleo de Nile – What was the best part of the party in your common minds?
Clawd Wolf – Spin the bottle!
Frankie Stein – Truth or scare!
Deuce Gorgon – The lampshades. 'Nuff said.
Lagoona Blue – dumping Heath in the pool!
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Heath Burns – Hey, it took two packs of matches to get my hair back on fire!
Ghoulia Yelps – and the smoke caused the neighbors to call the fire department, who proceeded to call the police, who proceeded to call Cleo's parents, who proceeded to call everyone else's parents, who proceeded to ground each of us for anywhere from two weeks to the rest of our undeaths.
Deuce Gorgon – BUT IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT.
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Frankie Stein – Met a scary cool dj this weekend!
Heath Burns – he looked like me!
Frankie Stein – No, he most definitely did not.
Frankie Stein and Holt Hyde are now friends.
Manny Taur – I'm on Facebook losers ;(
Toralei Lovespartying Stripe – OMG somebody else likes winking faces! ;););)
Manny Taur is now friends with 600 people.
Clawdeen Wolf – once again, how the heck is that even possible?
Lagoona Blue – Shows what fear pressure can do for you.
Manny Taur to Jackson Jekyll – Why won't you accept my friend request?
Jackson Jekyll – Because you scare me to death whenever I see you.
Manny Taur – HAHAHA you said scared to death cuz you're a normie! Norman norman normie normie!
Jackson Jekyll – Yes, I am a normal person, unlike the rest of you nutcases…..
Howleen Wolf – That word is funny! Heart ! I like you!
Clawdeen Wolf – I guess it's good that Frankie isn't the jealous type.
Cleo de Nile – or she doesn't know what jealous is, which, knowing her, is entirely possible…..
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Jackson Jekyll – Sometimes I wish I was a monster.
Toralei Lovespartying Stripe – It's not as awesome as it looks.
Cleo de Nile – Only an unworthy monster like yourself would say such a thing!
Toralei Lovespartying Stripe – What do you mean, witch?
Cleo de Nile – I'm utterly offended that such a low-blooded servant would dare to insult the former living goddess of Egypt, the greatest civilization in the world!
Toralei Lovespartying Stripe – you TOTALLY just didn't go there.
Cleo de Nile – You should be exiled for those words of blasphemy! In my time, people were put to death for less!
Toralei Lovespartying Stripe – Well guess what Granny, this America, 2011, not Sandland, 500,000 CB. And I have the right to free speech. So just go $&% off.
Ghoulia Yelps – Actually, depending on the calendar used at that time, Cleo is about 5,842 years of age, and according, the time she speaks of is around 3800 BC.
Toralei Lovespartying Stripe – just go slouch away Ghoulia, nobody likes you.
Cleo de Nile – Okay, you have officially crossed the line! First you flirt incessantly with my boyfriend, you mock my royal heritage, and now you deliberately insult my best friend! Enough is enough!
Toralei Lovespartying Stripe – Someone needed to cut you down to size!
Toralei Lovespartying Stripe – And not Nefera's size either! ;D
Cleo de Nile – This coming from somebody who couldn't even make the Fear Squad?
Toralei Lovespartying Stripe – YOU wouldn't give me a fair trial!
Cleo de Nile – Not after what you did at Gloom Beach!
Toralei Lovespartying Stripe – Fearleading is so overrated anyway. Dance Scream is where it's at.
Cleo de Nile – Please. Everybody knows that dancers don't have half the popularity points fearleaders do.
Toralei Lovespartying Stripe – Don't tell me you're still using that stupid list. The Ghostly Gossip has totally unbiased charts for the most popular, pretty, and perfect monster at MH online.
Cleo de Nile – And I expect to be on top of all three!
Toralei Lovespartying Stripe – Get prepared to be struck down by the iron fist of reality!
Cleo de Nile – This isn't over!
Toralei Lovespartying Stripe – Who says it is?
Howleen Wolf – Who says, who says you're not perfect, who says you're not worth it, who say you're the only one that's hurting!
Clawdeen Wolf – Howleen! Nobody thinks you're funny!
Deuce Gorgon – I think she's hilarious.
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Cleo de Nile – I can't believe you would cheat on me with a middle school mongrel! I'm done with you Deuce!
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Deuce Gorgon – Jeez Cleo it was a joke!
Cleo de Nile – Oh. I'm sorry, my darling little grape leaf.
Toralei Lovespartying Stripe – WHY IN THE WORLD DO YOU STAY WITH HER?
Jackson Jekyll – How did my starus get turned into an all-out catfight?
Clawd Wolf – Dude this is ghouls you're talking about, of course it doesn't make any sense.
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Frankie Stein to Holt Hyde – Want to go out to a movie?
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Holt Hyde – Sure. I'll pick you around 9.
Frankie Stein – Oh, I'm not allowed to stay out after dark. My parents are so overprotective! It's not like I was created yesterday!
Holt Hyde – It's fine. You're still a sparkin' chick.
Frankie Stein – I have NO idea why you're calling me a baby bird, but thanks! You're a chick too I guess!
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Lagoona Blue – Frankie, mate, I think you're a little confused.
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Cleo de Nile – Justin Biter is coming! Yaaaayyyyyy!
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Frankie Stein – When? Where? OMG I can't wait!
Cleo de Nile – idk but SOON!
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Cleo de Nile likes a page.
Justin Biter Dead Concert Tour '11
Deuce Gorgon – I love cooking more than anything!
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Clawdeen Wolf – ha I knew it!
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Heath Burns – Seriously? You're not just taking Home Ick because your mom made you?
Cleo de Nile – You love cooking, that pastime of peasants, more than you love your gorgeous, elegant, regal ghoulfriend? We're finished!
Ghoulia Yelps – I would be honored to serve as a test subject anytime you feel compelled to whip up a batch of curly fries.
Deuce Gorgon – I didn't write that! Toralei must have hacked my account or something!
Clawd Wolf – Nobody believes that.
Toralei Lovespartying Stripe – and I totally do not write pointless crap like that when I hack accounts!
Heath Burns – No comments shall be wasted on naughty Heath-dumping kitties!
Heath Burns – Oh wait, never mind.
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Cleo de Nile changed her relationship status to single
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Deuce Gorgon – Here we go again…..
Clawdeen Wolf – Oh no.
Toralei Lovesdeuce Stripe – OH YESSSSSSS!
A/n 2: Coming up in the next few chapters = A relationship blossoms, more Toralei vs. Cleo drama occurs, a name game is played, and Abbey Bominable is introduced!