Arrrrgh! This chapter makes no sense! But ya'll were wondering why they changed clothes, well, they just came back from training and were all sweaty, wouldn't you change? And if you were going out with your friends, I would think that you'd get dressed up a little bit. And its also so the guys won't recognize them. And once again, TenTen, a very bad potty mouth.

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"YOSHA! LETS GO!" Yelled… (A/n: wait for it) NARUTO (A/n: Yup, you were expecting Lee, but NO)

Shikamaru, Neji, and Sasuke, groaned, how could this idiot convince them all to come here, but the girls couldn't. Well, the crying, dragging, gagging with a sock, and lots of screaming "BLOODY MURDER!" Naruto managed to get the boys to come with him. The other boys besides Naruto decided strike up a conversation.

So, Neji, Naruto, Sasuke, and Shikamaru walked into the Karaoke bar...Literally. Shikamaru tried to stop them, but they were too busy talking. He was the only one who bothered to remember where it was, so he led them. And they walked right into him and into the wall. Everyone splatted.

Ino, Sakura, TenTen, and Hinata heard a thump by the door. They looked towards the door but couldn't see anything thanks to all the people walking by. "What was that" Sakura asked. "Don't know, don't care!" Ino yelled. "True" TenTen commented. And they all went back to talking.

Shikamaru crawled to the top of the pile of boys, and gasped for air. He jumped onto the ground, dusting himself off, and merely smirking at Sasuke, who was squirming at the bottom of the pile, trying to escape, knowing he would be caught in the middle of a large argument. Shikamaru walked inside, leaving the rest, and Sasuke's facade became crazed as he screamed "BLOODY MURDER!"

"U-Um, I think something's wrong" Hinata said as she heard someone scream. And when she looked back at the girls, they didn't seem to care AT ALL. So, with a sigh, Hinata turned around and ordered herself a cup of Ginger ale and tried to pay attention to what her female companions were talking about.

Shikamaru hugged the wall as soon as he entered the bar. He whistled nonchalantly, as he walked around, his strides long and quick, his eyes darting to the corners to peer back at the door constantly. Sasuke would strangle him, yet he successfully lost himself in the crowd, letting out a sigh of relief as he sat down in a crowd of loud people, the kind he'd never sit next too. Shikamaru almost couldn't stand it. He tried blocking it out, staring across to the other side of the room, where his eyes immediately landed on a pretty girl with pink hair with black streaks through it. (A/n: Hint, Hint, Its Ino) He blushed, and wondered who she was.

Ino had started up a loud conversation, and the other girls were taking to it while Ino was kinda left out. Ino let her gaze go to the left and she saw a pineapple hairdo-wearing guy. 'Shikamaru?' Ino thought. But before her answer could be confirmed the mystery man sat down and a bar separated his face from hers. 'Ah, whatever, there's no way Shikamaru would be here.' And Ino looked back towards the others. They were staring at her. "What!" She yelled. "The topic got boring, so we wanted you to make up a new one." TenTen said calmly. Ino let out a heavy sigh before she led the girls into an interesting discussion about Charman Ultra toilet paper.

"WTF WERE YOU THINKING!" Sasuke

"Whaddya talking about! It was just as much your fault as mine!" Naruto

Neji decided not to talk. He wasn't too good at that, so he just swung a fist at Naruto. The fox boy fumed, and hit Neji back; hard. Neji fell into Sasuke, who feeling very stressed, bashed him in the back of the head. Neji scowled, turned around, and kicked Sasuke square on the chin. Naruto swung at Neji again, missing, and Neji Gentle fisted his stomach. Naruto fell down, and Neji looked satisfied. Sasuke took advantage of the moment, and kicked Neji in the back. Naruto stood up in time to not be smashed, and punched Sasuke in the side of the head, missing his target: Neji. Sasuke hit Naruto back. Neji stood up with a bloody nose, about to fist Sasuke in the stomach, when...

"Wait a second, where's a Shikamaru?" Naruto said.

They all paused. "SHIKAMARU!"

They stormed into the building, and Shikamaru ducked, trying to hide, eyes wide, and trembling.

"SHIKRU" Was what the girls heard. "Shikru? What's that?" TenTen asked. "Its probably just some new fancy drink." Sakura said in a Matter-of-fact tone. "That sounds cool, I want one!" Ino said happily. "M-Maybe you shouldn't." Hinata replied. TenTen retorted by saying "Yeah, it's probably some strong drink a bunch of drunk guys want." "Oh, yeah" Ino replied in a mildly disappointed tone. "Hey, you guys wanna sing?" Sakura said in a cheery, innocent voice. TenTen and Hinata knew that this was the voice of the devil. "U-um, I'm not sure if I want too" TenTen and Hinata said at the same time. "Of course you do!" Ino said in the same Adorable/Devil voice as Sakura.

Shikamaru's eyes suddenly got wider. Not only would Sasuke eventually find him, and not only did Neji and Naruto seem angry, too... They had screamed his name so loud that people on the other side of Neptune had probably heard them! Shikamaru did the best thing he could do in his situation. He acted like a man in this situation - and ran for his life.

"Ya know what; I think I hear my mom calling." TenTen said as she tried to get up. But Ino pulled her right back down in her seat "TenTen, you're an orphan" "Yeah, I know" TenTen slumped down in her chair. "I say we draw sticks" Sakura suggested. "Where the f--- are we gonna find sticks of different sizes!" HINATA of all people said. TenTen, Sakura and Ino stared at her with eyes the size of the moon itself. "O-oh, did I S-say that out loud?"Hinata asked in her usual calm and stuttering self. The others girls could merely nod

Neji, being the intelligent little freak that he was, had Shikamaru cornered. Naruto had about 50 of his replications running at him in every direction, with Sasuke and Neji somewhere in the mix. His plan worked perfectly - almost. It left Shikamaru with one choice, only one, but nevertheless a choice. It would get him killed, but perhaps create more openings for him. He weighed his choices, deciding on not being eaten alive by 52 rabid men. He dashed in between the girls.

"WTF IS YOU DOIN' HERE BITCH!" Hinata screamed at Shikamaru. Shikamaru was wondering where this girl got her manners from. (A/n:Remember, the boys don't know it's the girls.) "Oops, was that out loud again?" Hinata said with a giggle

"Why ARE you here?" TenTen said while still eyeing Hinata to make sure that no one had transformed into her and had their Hinata locked up in some tower forcing her to watch Teletubbies 24/7.

"Well, uh... you see my lovely ladies... Oh, shit!" Shikamaru tried, but stopped, eyes widening. He slipped back off into the crowd, running for dear life, followed by an angry swarm of 52 men, who also flew through the middle of the girls.

"What just happened?" Ino asked as 52 men flew past them after Shikamaru. "I have no idea, but they seemed annoying, like someone I know. And that guy they were chasing was Shikamaru, right" Sakura said. "Umm" was all she got back. They all pondered her statement but couldn't figure out who those 52 men were. (A/n: WOAH, WOAH, I need to stop putting men, they are still boys. REAL men don't make 49 clones of themselves and send them running through a karaoke bar) "Well, anyway, I say we do Eny, Meany, miny, Moe on whoever sings first." Sakura suggested. "Fine" The other girls agreed. They had decided to let Hinata do the counting since she was the most honest. But after her display of OOC TO DA MAX they weren'tso sure. And in the end, TenTen was the one who was picked. "WTF! TRAITOR! YOU PLANNED THAT!" "Calm down, TenTen, I'm Hinata, would I ever do something like that" Hinata put on that cute, innocent, adorable smile. With a halo included. "Yes" TenTen said giving her a cold stare.

Neji stopped dead in his tracks and wavered like jello. "That was…TenTen...and she's gonna…sing?" Neji had noticed the girls as he sped past them; the one that caught his attention was a pitch black haired girl with long hair. (A/n: Hint, Hint, It was TenTen.) 50 Narutos and a single Sasuke came to a screeching halt, nearly trampling the Hyuuga boy. "Neji, what's wrong?" the original Naruto asked. Neji didn't seem to notice. "Sing...TenTen...That was…TenTen…" Shikamaru sighed in relief, letting himself blend into the crowd. Neji looked like a love-struck puppy, and he was glad he couldn't hear what they were saying. But then, he saw TenTen edging toward the stage, and figured he'd rather heard about it than seen it.

TenTen edged closer to the stage, sending evil, death, hate filled glares to Hinata. But Hinata ignored it and had on her halo and made even cuter puppy faces. TenTen went up to the DJ to tell her the song she was gonna sing, at first she had in mind a cool song. But she looked out into the audience at spotted Neji...but he wasn't alone. 'Neji?' TenTen said to
herself. Neji wasn't alone there was a fangirl inches from his face. TenTen thought she was...naw...it couldn't be... That girl was going to kiss THE Hyuuga Neji... But before TenTen could think on this further, the girl laid a BIG kiss on Neji's lips. (A/n: woah, didn't expect that did ya.? MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'M SO EVIL TO NEJI! HAHAHAHAHA!) TenTen was like this: O.O Well, wouldn't you be like that. TenTen Held her head down in defeat. When she looked up, she walked straight to the DJ and whispered her song in her ear.

Neji, upon being kissed by someone, finally broke out of his trance. "WTF!" Too bad for TenTen; she hadn't seen him smack the girl across the bar. Sasuke and all the Narutos stood there, dumbfounded. Shikamaru twitched from his 'hiding' place. Forgetting himself, he ran up to Neji, and so did Sasuke and... every single Naruto. "Dude, WTF?" "Who was that?" "Are you alright?" The questions swarmed him, but he didn't notice. He was hyperventilating and FUMING. Steam poured out his ears, and his face turned red. Shikamaru got scared again. Actually, they were all scared, so they did what any normal wimp would do. They ran for their dear lives. Neji was close to animal at the moment, and seeing something running from him, immediately made him chase after. He was blinded; all he saw was red.

Okay, for ya'll that are a bit confused on what just happened, let me show you a little flashback.

A fangirl had just walked up to Neji with a sweet, goody-two-shoes smile. She started to get closer to Neji, and he tried to get away. Naruto, Sasuke, and Shikamaru decided that their little game of Hide-and-go-Kill-Shikamaru to watch what was going to happen.

"Oh, Neji-kun, you're so cute."

"Umm…Do I know you?"

"No, but you could get to know me very well." She said while taking a few steps closer to Neji.

Naruto, Sasuke, and Naruto were trying not to laugh, but they were failing, so it sounded like they were giggling. And Neji was starting to blush from the girls closeness.

"Ummm…I don't think-"Neji was cut off by the girl's lips who pressed hers against his.

Yup, that's how it happened.

And then he saw...TenTen. He stopped again, wavering. "TenTen... singing... singing..." Sasuke, Narutos, and Shikamaru turned around and stared at him again. They just gave up on it, sweat-dropped, and fell over anime-style.

TenTen was...well, let's take a look at TenTen's thoughts right now. 'That f bastard! He needs to run home to his bitch Sasuke!' Yes, well, it was obvious she was really, really REALLY MAD! Naw, that was an understatement, words could not describe the raw furry flowing through her veins. But, she took a deep breath before she got up on the stage and grabbed the mike from the mike holder-thingy. The flicked the switch on the mike to 'On' and the music started to play.

Neji's eyes turned to hearts, as he stood wavering, watching his TenTen. His mouth was wide open, and he hosted a kitten face. Naruto took one glance, and pounced on him, growling. "How DARE you copy my kitty whiskers!" Naruto bit him. Neji screamed. That was it... They started a girly scratch/bite/pull-hair scuffle. Sasuke and Shikamaru looked on in amusement and slight disturbance.

TenTen saw that Neji's 'Girl fight' With Naruto had settled down, and she started to sing when the time came.

Now that you're out of my life
I'm so much better
You thought that I'd be weak without you
But I'm stronger
You thought that I'd be broke without you
But I'm richer
You thought that I'd be sad without you
I laugh harder
You thought I wouldn't grow without you
Now I'm wiser
Thought that I'd be helpless without you
But I'm smarter
You thought that I'd be stressed without ya
But I'm chillin'
You thought I wouldn't sell without ya
Sold 9 million


TenTen sent a sorrowful glance toward Neji, but soon got ready for the chorus

I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm not gon' give up (What?)
I'm not gon' stop (What?)
I'm gon' work harder (What?)
I'm a survivor (What?)
I'm gonna make it (What?)
I will survive (What?)
Keep on survivin' (What?)

Neji flinched at the sound of TenTen's beautiful voice, but it was the lyrics that got to him. He stood up straight as a board, eyes wide, but face emotionless. Naruto came at him, and Neji, with one swift movement, punched him in the face without even looking. Naruto flew across the room and hit the wall. Neji stared at TenTen. Stared like he was about to melt into a puddle and flow down the drain. As if he was about to choke to death on a piece of fruit cake.

TenTen saw Neji punch Naruto clear across the room. For a moment her eye twitched at this, but resumed singing none the less.

Thought I couldn't breathe without ya
I'm inhaling
You thought I couldn't see without you
Perfect vision
You thought I couldn't last without you
But I'm lastin'
You thought that I would die without you
But I'm livin'
Thought that I would fail without you
But I'm on top
Thought it would be over by now
But it won't stop
Thought that I would self destruct
But I'm still here
Even in my years to come
I'm still gon' be here

And TenTen was true to these words she was singing. She realized something, something she should have realized a long time ago. Neji didn't want her; all she was to him was a training partner. And since she thought he now had a 'Girlfriend' she was through chasing after him. She was going to live on without. She would still try to be his friend and training partner. But that was it. TenTen didn't need him anymore; she was going to get over her liking of him. TenTen was a survivor.

Neji stared at TenTen, rooted to the floor. Naruto had tried to punch Neji back but it had bounced off of him, sending the Kyuubi vessel into the wall again. Neji was like a rock, Standing there, Staring. He no longer wavered. Being the mind-reading, future-seeing weirdo with ESP that he was, Neji could just tell it was directed at him. He stood there like an emotionless mountain, thinking back to when TenTen had kind of "asked him out." He had rejected her coldly, but it was only to hide how he felt. And how he knew they could never be together for multiple reasons. Now, Neji seriously regretted it. He used his Byakuugan-y skills to read her emotions. The way her eyes were, the expression on her face. He shuddered. A single wave made his body quake, and then he was still again.

Repeat Chorus Twice

TenTen was glaring at Neji, during the chorus she was. But when the chorus was over, her gaze lightened, and she, kinda, smiled.

Wishin' you the best
Pray that you are blessed
Much success, no stress, and lots of happiness
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gon' blast you on the radio

(I'm better than that)
I'm not gon' lie on you and your family
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gon' hate on you in the magazines
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gon' compromise my Christianity
(I'm better than that)
You know I'm not gon' diss you on the internet

Cause my mama taught me better than that

TenTen's eyes Narrowed with emphasis for the last line.

Neji's position softened slightly and the slightest tinge of sadness showed through his eyes. The tiniest smile curled the left corner of his lips, but it was so small, that it wasn't really even there. It was the type of smile seen in the expression, but barely on the mouth itself. Shikamaru leaned against the wall, staring lazily at Neji as if he knew everything. He kinda did because he was the first to figure out that person in particular was TenTen. Naruto was upside down and slumped against the wall, legs hanging over his head. He looked completely confused. Sasuke stood there, well... being Sasuke. Staring like he knew, even though he didn't, the smallest hint of curiosity in his ebonite eyes.

Repeat Chorus Twice

Oh (oh) oh (oh)...
After of all of the darkness and sadness
Soon comes happiness
If I surround my self with positive things
I'll gain prosperity

Repeat Chorus Til End

When TenTen was finished a roar of applauses could be heard. With clapping, cat calls, whistles and, well, more clapping! TenTen put on a bright smile and bowed to the audience. She put the mike back on the mike, thingy and went back to her seat. (A/n: What's that called?)

"YOSHA TENTEN! You were great!" Sakura yelled to her friend. "Calm down Sakura, you're starting to sound like Lee and Gai. And I wasn't that good." "Are you kidding me! You rocked; you rolled, and got yourself lots of possible boyfriends!" Ino said while gesturing toward boys who were still eyeing TenTen. "Yes, you were excellent TenTen-chan" Hinata said quietly.

"Now" TenTen started "The only question is, who goes next" TenTen said in a devilish way that made the other girls cower in fear.

Neji stood there, and Shikamaru and Sasuke looked at him intently to see what he'd do. Naruto still looked insanely confused. Much to their surprise, he not only hung his head slightly, but quietly began to clap. Once TenTen had sat down, he stopped, and stood, staring at his feet. You might've guessed he was deep in thought, but you'd be wrong. Neji didn't even think. He just felt, losing himself to emotion. After a while, the three boys got worried about him, since he hadn't even blinked in 5 whole minutes. They cautiously approached him. Naruto waved his hand in front of Neji's face, and Sasuke kept repeating "Neji? Neji? Neeejiii? are you alright?" and waving his hand, too. Shikamaru just stood there. Finally, Naruto bonked Neji on the nose. He came out of his trance, and looked around. "Errr, sorry..." He said, before quickly falling back into his nearly unconscious state. Naruto bopped his nose again and said "Neji!" quite sharply. "Huh? Sorry..." To stop him from falling back into his little trance,

Sasuke poked him on the cheek, and Naruto grabbed his shoulders, looking into his glazed-over eyes. "Neji, what's wrong with you!" The Hyuuga did nothing but stare. Naruto, thinking he had gone back to his emotions, was about to smack him across the face, when Shikamaru decided to open his mouth.

"Don't you get it? TenTen was talking to Neji."

Sasuke and Naruto stared at him.

"What?" Naruto said.

"You couldn't tell? The look on her face when that crazy girl took advantage of Neji's spaced-out moment, and the look on her face now, after singing, like she got a load off of her chest, and regained her pride. Remember how she immediately went to tell the DJ her song after that girl came?"

Naruto looked as if he was thinking for a moment. But it more looked like he was constipated.

"THAT WAS TENTEN!" (A/n: He doesn't know yet, poor dobe.)

Shikamaru slapped his forehead in irritation and let out a heavy sigh.

"Oh yeah...You know what, you're right!"

Sasuke sweat-dropped and stared at the dobe, telling him that he was, in fact, a dobe. Shikamaru nodded. Neji was still standing there, but slowly, he nodded, too. His sudden movement startled them, and they did absolutely nothing when he broke free of Naruto's hold, and retreated to a table.

Shikamaru took this moment to advance to the raven-haired and the blue-eyed.

"And from the looks of it, Neji was after her, too," he said knowingly and softly.

Naruto looked slightly shocked, but his mouth quickly became a grim line, showing that he had gotten it this time, and started putting two and two together before Shikamaru had said it. Sasuke sighed, and looked at his feet without any emotion in his eyes at all, though he felt the slightest pang of sorrow for his friend.

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Well, yeah, the reason the boys were acting kinda OOC TO DA MAX one moment and totally normal another is because me and my friend played this out in an Rp fashion on AIM, and since she's the Princess of randomness (Me being the Queen, Go to my profile and you'll find out.) It was pretty weird. Oh, and speaking of my profile, Go to it and AMVs of the songs will be there.

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