ANF- Yeah so i decieded to timeskip! sorry if you didn't want me to.
Harry- There will be flashback's to explain stuff.
ANF- Yep and i thought of a great twist to piss of dumbledore!
WARNING: FROM NOW ON OUT THIS STORY WILL CONTAIN dUMBLEDORE BASHING AND WEASLY BASHING ON ALL BUT THE TWIN'S AND SLASH!
Harry's Wonderland
Chapter 2: letter's
Timeskip nine year's later
H P.O.V.
"Tom are you sure it will work?" i asked my boyfriend "yes" he said.
Flashback: four year's ago
"Harry would you like to go to see a movie together?" tom asked "like a date sal and helg told me if you date someone it mean's you love them?" i said "um well kinda only if you want it to be" he said. "Would you be mad if i said i did?" i asked "no it would make me veary happy if you did" he replied "well then i guess it's a date" i said blushing as red a weasly's hair
Flashback over!
that's when two owl's arrived both with a letter in claw i got them both "tom our letter's are here!" i yelled he ran down the stair's "open your's first" he told me
the envelope said
To: Harison Potter-Black-Slytherin-Gryffindor-Hufflepuff-Le'fay
At: the black castle queen's room
From: Hogwart's school of witchcraft and wizardry.
I opened it.
Dear lord Potter-Black-Slytherin-Gryffindor-Hufflepuff-Le'fay
i am most glad to say that you have been acepted into hogwart's school of witchcraft and wizardry. There is a list of supplies you will need on the back of thiss letter.
sincerly
albus dumbledore headmaster of hogwart's
i turned it over
First-year students will require:
Uniform
Three Sets of Plain Work Robes (Black)
One Plain Pointed Hat (Black) for day wear
One Pair of Protective Gloves (dragon hide or similar)
One Winter Cloak (Black, silver fastenings)
Please note that all student's clothes should carry name-tags.
Books
The Standard Book of Spells (Grade 1) by Miranda Goshawk
A History of Magic by Bathilda Bagshot
Magical Theory by Adalbert Waffling
A Beginner's Guide to Transfiguration by Emeric Switch
One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi by Phyllida Spore
Magical Drafts and Potions by Arsenius Jigger
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them by Newt Scamander
The Dark Forces: A Guide to Self-Protection by Quentin Trimble
Other Equipment
1 Wand
1 Cauldron (pewter, standard size 2)
1 set of glass or crystal phials
1 telescope
1 set of brass scales
Students may also bring an Owl OR a Cat OR a Toad. and any type of familiar they might have seeing as a familiar canot be seperated from it's master.
(PARENTS ARE REMINDED THAT FIRST YEARS ARE NOT ALLOWED THEIR OWN BROOMSTICKS.)
"Open your's tom!" i yelled
his envelope said
To: Thomas Ravenclaw
At: the black castle king's room
From: Hogwart's school of witchcraft and wizardry.
Dear lord Ravenclaw
i am most glad to say that you have been acepted into hogwart's school of witchcraft and wizardry. There is a list of supplies you will need on the back of thiss letter.
sincerly
albus dumbledore headmaster of hogwart's
"Yay it worked the old coot won't know what hit his maniplative arse!" i yelled "i know my love" tom said.
ANF- So how do you like it!
Tom- We are so gonna kick that old man's ass!
Harry- reveiw and get some cookie's
ANF- no cookie's only more yaoi action!
Tom- Yeah this is the dark side we don't give out cookie's *start's kissing harry*
ANF- Yay!
*a hour later*
ANF- Okay there still kising so im gonna wrap thiss up bye!