The second I spotted the bastard, my mind went into b*tch mode. I glared at his head so hard I couldn't move. Ino and Tenten had to drag me back to the sound booth. When Suigetsu saw us coming, more especially me, he grinned widely.

"One more favor Sui-kun, then we'll be out of your hair before the night." I said while strutting up to him. My smile was seductive and I was batting my eyes at him. I thought it looked ridiculous but he bought it like I was selling crack and telling him it was smarties.

He grinned his shark grin at me, "Baby, if it's you, you can ask all the favors in the world."

I smirked and whispered the plan is his ear. Slowly a dangerous smirk made its way onto his face. "Babe, you're completely evil. Remind me never to cheat on you after our date Saturday afternoon."

I raised a single cotton candy eyebrow, "Oh? Is that your way of asking me out Saturday? If it is, the answer is a 'yes'." Before he could say anything else Ino, Hinata, and Tenten dragged me away to go prepare.

We shifted all of the instruments away behind the drop and made enough room for us to do our dance. We all lined up in the order we were going to come out in; Tenten, Hinata, me and then Ino. The music should be starting soon. I told Suigetsu to start it in at least 10 minutes. Behind me, Ino's labored breathing was getting irritating.

"Pig! Stop hyperventilating! If Hina-chan can confess her love to Naruto, I'm sure you can breakup with Sai!" I scolded her. She looked at me wide eyed before nodding at me.

The crowd hushed once more and the lights were dimming.

"Wait, forehead! Who did you get to be my rebound guy?"

"Huh? Oh I got Shika-kun to." Ino looked horrified.

"Oh stop with the over exaggeration. Shika-kun's a good guy, and he likes you. I don't see the problem."

She didn't have time to retort before Suigetsu was introducing us again.

"Yo you guys remember the girls from before?" A chorus of 'Hell Yeah's',' Definitely', and 'Boos' (most likely from Karin and her stank gang) were chorused throughout Karaoke club.

"Yeah well they're back and they want to do a song for their dear friend Sai!" The crowd cheered as the curtain was slowly brought up. The beat started to play and Tenten, followed by Hinata, myself and then Ino walked out.

Ino, Sakura, Ino and Sakura,Hinata and Tenten, All

You got your keys, but where ya goin'?
The third degree just isn't workin'
Cause you walked out without asking me to go
And if I followed you home, would you be alone?

I checked your phone, cause it was beepin'
Are you alone?
I know you're creepin'
Cause you walked out without asking me to go
But if I followed you home, I hope you're alone

We all strutted towards Sai who was looking amused. Obviously he had never heard the song "This Little Girl". If he had, he'd know what comes after the bridge. Ino and I walked around him in a sizing up manner. Tenten and Hinata were still doing a choreographed dance together so they could sing their bridge together.

[Bridge:]
I'm three steps from the edge, woah
Don't push me over it
Don't you know, don't you know[Chorus:]
Every girl is capable of murder, if you hurt her
Watch out you don't push me any further, any further
You're not the only one walking 'round with a loaded gun
This little girl is capable of murder, cause you hurt her

When he heard the chorus, Sai started to sweat bullets.The fool actually thought he was getting a confession?, My inner hollered. I let the upcoming grin slip onto my face. This time we all maneuvered our way to Ami. She looked shocked when we sang and danced our way to her. It was obvious she knew the song. Tenten and Hinata had grabbed Sai and were dragging him to the stage.

I grabbed Ami, her attempts to free herself fruitless since I was renowned for my monstrous strength. I dragged her up to the stage with me. Ino was still going.

My hands are clean, not yet a killer
Ain't I your queen?
And did you tell her?
Cause you broke down all my shoulda known betters
And then I followed you home, throwin' sticks and stones

It was again my turn to sing. I sang while walking around the "couple". They don't deserve that term!, my inner again hollered.

[Bridge:]
I'm two steps form the edge woah
Don't push me over it
Don't you know, don't you know

[Chorus:]
Every girl is capable of murder, if you hurt her
Watch out you don't push me any further, any further
You're not the only one walking 'round with a loaded gun
This little girl is capable of murder, cause you hurt her

Ino and I both sang this part. We both circulated the couple in opposite direction. Ino looked amused at the expressions on their faces. I had to resist the urge to stop singing, just to laugh.

Don't you know you should never treat a girl like that?
Got a good alibi and my bag's all packed
Don't you know you should never treat a girl like that?
Cause the next one's gonna have a hammer pulled back[Chorus:]
Every girl is capable of murder
So watch out you don't push me any further
(But you fucking hurt her)

Every girl is capable woah, if you hurt her
Watch out you don't push me any further
You're not the only one walkin' round with a loaded gun
This little girl is capable of murder (Hey!)
This little girl is capable of murder, 'cause you hurt her

The crowd cheered as we finished the song. Taylor Swift better watch out. There's a new pop singer singing about teenage love problems and her name is Cady Groves. My inner laughed at my thoughts.

"Sai…" Ino's voice brought me out of my inner conversation, "I'm sorry but, *POW*"

Tenten's, Hinata, mines- hell the whole clubs eyes widened at what just happened. On the floor, a wide eyed Sai stared up at a casual Shikamaru. Well his face was nonchalant but he was shaking his fist to let the pain subside.

"You're to troublesome to even date Ino. She needs someone lazy and takes things in stride next to her." With that Shikamaru just grabbed Ino and walked off the stage. Everyone's eyes watched them leave.

"Ten-chan, Hina-chan", they both turned to me, "Go watch what happens. I gotta stay here and clear all this mess up." They both nodded and left to go see what was going to happen. I noticed Neji and Naruto going to follow them.

I looked back at Suigetsu and gestured for him to continue the music. While he looked for a song I turned to Ami, who was bragging about how she won Sai.

I walked up to her and tapper her shoulder. She turned around and became best friends with my right fist, "You're one to talk hoe! The fact that he went and asked Ino out just shows how bored he was with you. After all, men like a challenge. And sweetie, you ain't any challenge."

Ami, Karin, Ran, and Rin gawked at me. Soon Lucifer from Super Junior was blasting through the speakers. I stalked off towards the entrance where the gang had walked out. I could tell Sasuke was right behind me. I stopped and looked back at Sui.

I made the 'call me' gesture and he nodded. I saw Sasu-gay glare at me.

"What?" I snapped before walking on.

"Hn. Are you really going to go out with that guy if he calls you?"

I glared at him from the side, "I already am going out with him tomorrow first off. Second, it's none of you beeswax Uchiha."

"Tch."

I huffed and walked out the door and saw Tenten and Hinata with Neji and Naruto looking at something. I creeped up behind them and peeked over their shoulder. What I saw made me grin like a fool.

Ino and Shikamaru were kissing. Like lovers on a tropical island. I could see the hearts and the birds chirping above their head. I moved back and looked at Tenten, "You're next love!"

She blushed so hard I could have sworn Hinata was giving her jealous glances, "Sakura!"

I laughed and Neji glared, "Next in what?"

I smirked deviously, "L.O.V.E. my dear boy. Love. Ten-chan here needs some loving in her life from the opposite gender!" I sang. Tenten looked like she was praying for the earth to swallow her whole.

Neji was glaring so hard I think he was asking the gods to shoot me with lightning for even thinking Tenten should get a man. I caught Naruto mouthing something to me. 'Neji loves Tenten'. Is what I got from his horrible mouthing?

Neji loves Tenten? What idiocy…

NEJI LOVES TENTEN!

...

I smirked evilly, Oooh! Now this is gonna be fun!

My inner was laughing like a mad scientist in the back of my mind and Neji, Sasuke, Hinata, Tenten, and the newly joined Shikamaru and Ino were giving Naruto and I worried glances. Naurto because he too was laughing maniacally at something.

Fun indeed!

A/N

Hey guys! How'd you like the chapter? Sorry I didn't update soon enough. I had finished it yesterday, but I just wanted to be lazy, sorry :P.

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~Sakura'sGhettoInner out!