Chapter 4: When in Doubt, Look Up
Since we couldn't get back inside through the door, we had to find another way. Luckily for us, our good (and gay), friend Kenny James had quit his job working at the paper shop and got into bungee jumping.
"Thanks Kenny, we really needed these," Earl said, adjusting his harness.
"After all you've done for me Earl? No thanks is needed," said Kenny.
"Did you know there's someone in the WWE named Kenny? I'm pretty sure he's gay too," Randy said.
We managed to get on the roof with a ladder we found in the back of the arena. Once we got up there, we hooked up our gear and were ready to drop in through a small skylight. But, our plan had one flaw.
"I'm stuck Earl," said Randy.
"C'mon Randy, look, I'll give you a push," Earl said.
So, I jumped on top of Randy, sending both of us through the hole. There was one other flaw with our plan. The drop was about 12ft. drop, and we had 13ft. of cords.
Earl and Randy landed in an office, crashing through a table. As they got up, they noticed someone else in the room. It was none other than Vincent Kennedy McMahon.
"What are you two doing in here?! I'm calling security!" shouted Mr. McMahon.
"Wait! Let me explain!" exclaimed Earl.
So, I explained my list for the third time that day. Mr. McMahon listened attentively.
"Well, I suppose I can give you his address," said Mr. McMahon. "If you can fix this, maybe he'll come back to the WWE."
We got the address from Mr. McMahon and started to make our way out the building when he stopped us. Apparently he needed something in return. Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch missed their flight, and couldn't be at the show. So, he wanted us to take their place in a match.
"So, who do you want us to go against?" asked Earl.
"Oh, just D-Generation X," said Mr. McMahon.
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