I am so so so so sorry I took so long to update. I got caught up in weddings, new classes, and my school play (which was canceled T^T). I've been bad….

Whip me?

Oh yeah before we start

I do not will not and can never own Kyou Kara Maou, this story is for fun

With that said LETS GO

Chapter 3

Wolfram was panicking. There was no other emotion to describe his current disposition as he rushed to the royal bed chambers.

"That idiotic wimp", Wolfram fumed "how could he manage to get in trouble this early in the day!!!"

It was a known fact that most troublesome situations tend to play out in the afternoon (at least when it came to Yuri), but it seemed to have been an especially disastrous day to begin with.

It started early last night when Gwendal announced that Wolfram would be reporting early the next morning. It seemed he was "selected" to welcome the nascent soldiers into the castle guard.

Wolfram had been annoyed to say the least, but agreed to the task without too much of a complaint. He learned later, however, that he would soon grow to regret his decision.

"I thought Conrad would have watched him when I couldn't". Unknown to Wolfram, however, Conrad had been whisked to another part of the castle to play host for a group of human delegates. It wasn't until he was starting his rounds that the youngest son learned that his wimp had been left with the chaos that was Anissina, and the overbearing Günter.

The poor messenger of this bad news caused Wolfram's mood to sour and the drill became rushed and rather difficult. Relief came in the form of a girlish maid, who couldn't even get the words "hekia" "trouble" and "bed chamber" out before Wolfram was off like a shot.

Now he was finally at the heavy wooden door, and with an explosive push he barged into the room.

There was a dramatic silence and the room's occupants turned to the doorway, only Gunter was unresponsive still sitting unconscious and tied to the chair.

"Good" Wolfram thought "he'll be an even easier target for Anissina".

Besides Gunter, the people in the room included, Gwendal, Conrad, Gisela, Murata and Greta. The cause of this mess was surprisingly absent.

Wolfram growled through his teeth.

"Where is HE?"

Conrad pointed to the bed, "He's sleeping Wolfram, but…"

Wolfram stomped forward and wrenched back the red curtains surrounding the bed.

"WAKE UP YOU STUPID…wimp"

Once again there was a long silence.

"HOLY HELL!!!" Wolfram screamed falling back onto his butt. He stared in terrified fascination at the two figures lying on the mattress. The two men looked exactly the same in every way possible. They had the same black hair, the same cute nose, the same perfect mouth, and the same stupid expression.

"Wimp…" Wolfram whispered breathlessly.

- Unnoticed by the occupants of the room the figure closest to Wolfram twitched.

Wolfram turned his head to his older brothers.

"We…Well…er… CONRAD" Wolfram squeaked. Conrad jumped at hearing his little brother calling him by name.

"Wha…WHAT HAPPEN?" he wailed, confusion causing him to tremble. Conrad opened his mouth to answer, but reclosed it when Murata stepped forward.

"It seems there was a bit of a mix- up with one of Anissina's inventions" Murata supplied, waiting for the coming explosion.

"HOW COULD YOU BE SO IRRESPONSIBLE" Wolfram screamed, unaware of the twitching figure slowly moving on the bed. "WHY WASN'T ANYONE WATCHING HIM", he continued.

"To be fair von Belfield it was an accident", Murata muttered.

"JUST AN ACCIDENT!!! JUST AN ACCIDENT, SHE COULD HAVE KILLED HIM?!?!" he screamed.

"She didn't mean anything by it papa, really", Greta claimed holding on to Wolfram's hand.

Wolfram looked to his daughter and sighed, "I know, but it's still upsetting".

"Don't worry papa daddy loves us he'll be fine… well at least one daddy will be fine." Wolfram sighed and pressed his head into his hands.

"That still doesn't help the situation", Gwendal snapped with a rather stranded glare sitting on his face.

"How do we plan to fix this", he asked staring at the rooms occupants.

There was a blank moment of silence as the statement hung in the air, finally Conrad spoke up.

"The best thing we can do right now is waiting for Anissina to come up with something or wait for Heika to wake-up".

"OI, its Yuri Conrad"

Everyone instantly turned to stare at the figure sitting straight up in the king's bed.

"Yuri" rubbed his head and eyed his friends.

"What", he muttered, "is there something on my face"?

"No you idiot", came a muffled reply, "We split"!

The second Yuri sat up next to the other, and lazily ran his fingers through his messy black hair.

"What do you mean "Split", the first asked, looking straight at himself as though it was a common occurrence.

"It means our minds were torn apart", the other replied.

"OHHH", the first Yuri nodded "is that why you're outside"?

"Yes", Second Yuri rolled his eyes.

"CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHATS GOING ON" Wolfram yelled glaring at his two Fiancés. The two Yuris looked at each other and shrugged.

"Your guess is as good as mine Wolfie", the second Yuri smirked given Wolfram a generous once over. Wolfram blushed at the heady gaze, and glared.

"Quite wimp, I have no patience for this", he snapped. The second Yuri winked and chuckled at the beautiful boy.

First Yuri, however, looked up and bristled.

"Hey, don't call me a wimp!!!"

"He was talking to me idiot", second Yuri sneered.

"Shut up you stupid trouble maker!!!" first Yuri snapped, "I bet it was your fault we got into this mess".

"Are you kidding, if it wasn't for ME, our life would be one giant monotone", Second Yuri shot back, pushing himself out of bed.

"What's that supposed to mean", First Yuri cried.

"How the hell are we still living if you don't even understand such a simple statement"!!! Second Yuri sighed.

First Yuri glared angrily at himself.

"Are you calling me stupid!?"

"SHUT UP", Wolfram snapped giving the two boys withering looks.

Suddenly a voice rose up from the doorway.

"No need to shout your Excellency I have the answers to all your problems"

Everyone turned-

Anissina….

TBC!!!!

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