A/N: I couldn't get this out sooner because of problems with logging in to FanFiction . net. I'm so sorry. This is the last chapter from the original author-don't worry though, it's not the end of it! Anyways, carry on!
Kasu-chan: Umm… heh heh, hello readers *shyly waves*
Everyone but me: *twitching*
Ed: WTF YOU HAVEN'T UPDATED FOR MONTHS!
Sam: YOUR JUST GOING TO LET YOUR REVIEWERS THINK YOUR DEAD OR SOMETHING!
Kasu-chan: I can explain! I'm soooo sorry I haven't updated it's just that I COMPLETELY forgot about this fic I didn't even remember I posted it and I was kinda busy reading other fanfiction and stuff like that…
Ed: BUT STILL!
Kasu-chan: AND I was going to say when I was gonna update my internet was down for like 2 weeks and my laptop was acting all stupid so I couldn't! I tried to at the library but the librarian was all: COMPUTER FOR HOMEWORK ONLY! And I said: IT IS HOMEWORK DO YOU REALISE HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR ME TO UPDATE!
Ed and Sam: OKAY OKAY SHEESH HELGA CALM DOWN!
Kasu-chan: *twitch* I'm not a freakin Helga… *gets a giant rifle out of nowhere*
Carly: You GUYS! Stop wasting so much time and let's just get to the dang fic shall we?
Kasu-chan: *in a dangerously low voice* I'll get you two for that later…
Both: *shiver*
Kasu-chan: Now let's get to the fic! Enjoy the same crappy writing as usual! Oh and I noticed I made Al overuse the word brother lol he said it after almost every sentence. I'll try to not make that happen again XD. ON WITH THE SHOW!
Oh, almost forgot!
Disclaimer: I don't own FMA or iCarly, Arakawa-sensei and Nick do!
Ed's Pov (once again):
"Holy shit…" I whispered to myself. We were at Carly's school, and once I opened the front door, my jaw dropped.
The halls were PACKED with a bunch of teenagers, most in groups talking, and some others running around for some reason. (Remember, Ed lived in Resembool, and was home-schooled most of the time, AND is in the military, so he is not used to seeing so many kids at once) Carly ignored all the chaos, and dragged me down to an office and talked to a man wearing a brown sweater. Carly introduced him as Principal Franklin.
"Hello, and what is your name young man?" he asked, a sincere smile on his face.
"Edward Elric, sir."
"Nice to meet you, Edward. Carly called last night and we made your class schedule to match hers so she can help you with anything, and perhaps even give you a tour!" he said, handing me a blue piece of paper with a color coated schedule. Wait what? What's with the multicolored paper? (They don't have different colored printer paper in Amestris, come to think of it, they don't have printer paper OR printers at that XD)
"Um, thanks." Suddenly, what sounded like a HUGE bell rang loudly in the hallways. I jumped up and took a fighting stance.
Carly and Principal Franklin both raised an eyebrow.
"Well, you two better get to class!" the man said. I relaxed a little, but not completely. Something about this place was creeping me out. These people seem a little too… nice.
"Okay! Thanks Principal Franklin!" Carly exclaimed. She turned to me.
"Let's go!" She pulled at my jacket and dragged me out the door.
I sighed; this was going to be a loongg day…
I yawned. I exited out of homeroom, Carly following close behind. She told me where my locker was… some sort of cabinet type thing to put my stuff in (the homeroom teacher was happy enough to provide me with all the supplies I needed). It was next to Sam's, and hers was right next to Carly's.
I took all of my books and notepaper and shoved it into the locker. I closed it and… when no one was looking, alchemically locked it. I wasn't too sure if people here knew about alchemy, since most here were clueless about pretty much everything, considering the fact that every single person who was called on to answer a question was WAY off. Anyway, Carly and the others were motioning me to walk with them to our next class. As the four of us walked down the hall I heard people whispering.
"Hey, isn't that the random guy from the episode of iCarly last night?" a blonde girl said.
iCarly? What is that?
"I don't know, but he looks pretty familiar… I think I haveseen that guy before!" the girl next to her replied.
They know me? Since when? I have never seen those people in my life!
I decided to ignore them, and walked faster to class. It was Language Arts I think.
I wonder what Al and that Colonel Bastard are up to…
Back to third person
While Carly and Ed were at school, Spencer, Al, and Roy were at the apartment, sitting on the couch and relaxing. Roy and Al were staring at what they seemed to think was a big black box. (Whoever can guess what it is gets a cookie LOL most likely everyone will XD)
Spencer raised an eyebrow. Did they not know where the remote was? (I bet you know now if you didn't b4 XD) He motioned to the table in front of them and said, "The remote's right there if you want to watch somethin' then… yeah. And if you need anythin' I'll be in the shower so just… yell at me or something."
He exited the room. Al whispered to the Colonel, "This place is really weird. And what did Spencer mean by "remote?"
"I don't know… did he mean this one?" Roy said as he reached for a rectangular black box with a bunch of colorful buttons on it and held it in his hand. He clicked on the small red button that read, "on." Suddenly, the black box flashed a bunch of different colors. Al and Roy stared at the screen in awe as it showed a cartoon sponge and starfish TALKINGto each other about a box… (Television these days PFFTT XD)
"C-colonel… what is this?" Al stammered as he asked the question.
"I have no idea… how is this possible?" He stood up from his spot on the couch and walked towards the screen and tapped on the glass.
"This sounds very absurd… but do you think there are actually people in there or something?" Al asked, very confused and baffled.
"I highly doubt that, Alphonse. I think this is being broadcasted from somewhere, kind of like how radios works?"
"Maybe, but how do they get the images on the screen?"
"I don't know, maybe we can ask Spencer when he gets out of the shower. Meanwhile, let's just figure out how to use this."
~* 20 minutes later*~
"Okay, I think I got it." Al said, "These arrows are for going through the different channels, and this little button is for information about the channel, and these numbers are there for you to type in the channel number you want." He said as he pointed at the buttons.
"Now let's try it." Roy said.
Al pressed the "up" arrow and changed the channel. The screen was black for about 3 seconds before the channel appeared. Suddenly, loud music filled the room:
"'CAUSE THIS IS THRILLER! THRILLER NIGHT!
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike!
You know it's thriller, thriller night!
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight!"
The two Amestrians were terrified, and as a result, fell backwards off the couch and made contact with the hard floor.
"OW!" Roy yelled out. "What the hell!"
Spencer heard the noise. He quickly wrapped a towel around himself and ran to the living room, where he saw a pissed off Colonel and Al sprawled on the floor. He walked towards them.
"Hey! Are you guys' o-" His words trailed off as he tripped on Al (Rather, the huge spiky thingies on Al's armor.) He fell face first and landed on top of him, knocking his helmet off…
Kasu-chan: Does this count as a cliffy?
Ed: I guess so…
Sam and Freddie: What the heck both of us weren't even in this!
Kasu-chan: Be patient, you will be sooner or later… maybe
Carly and Al: *sigh* REVIEW!
Kasu-chan: And remember, if you guessed what the "black box of mystery" is YOU GET A COOKIE! ANNNDDDDD if you review you get a bonus gift which I will give you in the NEXT chapter. (and I PROMISE I won't take as long as I did last time, so please review so I know ur still reading XD) If I get 5 reviews I'll update! SO DOOO ITTTTT~
'Til next time! Seeya!~
-Kasu-chan
A/N: End chapter. Thank Arceus I barely had to edit this chapter. I don't know when the next chapter will be released. Also, please realize that my computer is nine years old.