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"The portal is opening, now my lord."

"Perfect." Aizen smirked, "Now I shall see to it that the soul reapers never existed. And I'll see to it that this time, the first espada to form survives this time around."

"First espada?"

"Yes the first espada, a very ancient, powerful espada, known as Madara.

xx

"I'm about five hours away from Suna." Naruto mused to himself, "I guess I'm going faster cause I have no teammates to slow me down, hell I'm also the fastest fucking ninja alive… Man Team Kakashi hasn't had a mission together in a long time."

HMMMM

Naruto froze, there was a low humming sound to his right. He narrowed his eyes slightly, What the hell is that?

Then a blinding flash consumed him.

xx

"Huh." Aizen grunted as the portal rejected him, "What was that?" he gasped.

"Lord Aizen?"

"I'm alright." Aizen grunted his usually mutual expression gone, and in its place was shock, "Something interrupted my dissent."

"What do you mean, my lord?"

Aizen straightened and narrowed his eyes, "This portal has a flaw, it's a two way portal, so something from the past must have made it before me. So whatever it was is now in our time… and know I must wait six months to form that portal again."

"Shall we destroy what interrupted your passing through my lord."

"No," Aizen said simply, "It is not a soul reaper, so it is no threat."

xx

"What the HELL!" Naruto yelled after he sneezed. "Man I must be really coming down with something." Then he slowly got up, "Where the hell am I?"

Naruto found himself inside what appeared to be dojo of some sort.

"Urg." Naruto gasped grasping his head, "Whatever that was transported me somewhere. I think, or I might be in another dimension… Now that was a bad experience"

"Freeze intruder!"

Naruto's head slowly turned, he then pointed at himself, "Me?"

"Yes you. How did you get in?"

Naruto faced the group of men. There was about ten of them, all dressed in the traditional black ninja suits with masks that covered their faces, "Funny story, you see, I was on my way to Suna, and I heard a noise and a followed it. Cause I have a good sense of hearing, and I am awesome. Then this weird light surrounded me, and then I was transported here, I think."

The men looked at Naruto for a while longer, before pulling out their swords.

"All intruders must be brought before the captain." The man who appeared to be in the lead said.

Naruto looked at them before smiling, "You know I had a rather long day, and I'm really tired. So I really don't want to—"

The man in the front swung his sword at Naruto, who simply blocked it with his kunai hidden up his sleeve.

"Well that wasn't very nice."

Two other men came from behind their leader and brought their swords down at Naruto. Who simply dodged out of the way.

"You have to do better than that." Naruto said, his smile never leaving his face.

The ten men slowly surrounded him; Naruto simply stood there his arms crossed smirking.

The leader of the men, gave a small nod, "Now!"

All the men swung their swords at Naruto.

poof

"What the hell!"

"Where did this log come from!"

Naruto laughed softly before making a half tiger seal.

BOOM!

Naruto looked at what probably once was a training room, and said, "Well I needed to see if my new explosive tags work… and they do."

"What was that!"

"Oh time to go." Naruto said making a half tiger seal, and disappearing in smoke.

xx

"Captain-Commander!" Sasakibe said urgently.

"Hmmm?"

"A whole section of second divisions barracks have been destroyed! The survivors of the explosion said it was set off by a log!"

"A log?"

"Yes sir, they said a man with blonde hair, entered their barracks, and wouldn't go with them peacefully. So they tried to use force, but he was very skilled. Then they claim when they hit him he turned into a log, which then exploded."

"I see. Is there any other details about this man?"

"They said he has spiky blonde hair, blue eyes, and has whisker-like marks on both his cheeks."

"Send a report out that I want this man found, we just recovered from Aizen, and I don't want any more damage to come to the Seireitei."

"Yes sir." Sasakibe bowed, and then left hurriedly.

A man with spiky yellow hair, and blue eyes… I haven't seen someone like that in a long time.

xx

"Great." Naruto sighed, as he watched people in baggy black robes below him run. "Now I'm wanted… Well I suppose it's my own fault for making that building explode. But those guys were asking for it. They fought like ninja, but not badass ninja like me."

Naruto winced slightly as the loud voice from the hidden speakers (or so he thought) blared out "INTRUDER IN THE SEIREITEI, ALL MEN REPORT TO THERE STATIONS! I REPEAT INTRUDER IN THE SEIREITEI! ALL MEN REPORT TO THEIR STATIONS!"

"Man. They should really not be so loud, don't they know that just warns me that they are looking for me."

"Up there on the roof!"

Naruto looked down and saw a man in those weird robes pointing at him.

"Oh looks like they spotted me…finally."

"Get him!"

Naruto couldn't help, but sweat drop as the men and women in those weird robes went for him. They don't even pull out there swords, they just hold the handle, and they are moving incredibly slow.

Naruto blinked a couple of times then decided to just retreat. He made a half tiger seal. Not even worth my time.

He disappeared in wind and leaves.

"Where did he go!"

"I think he went that way!"

"After him!"

"…. Are those guys serious." Naruto muttered as he watched them move farther and farther away from him. "Well I suppose that makes my job easier…. Now how the hell do I get out of here? How did that light even transport me here? Why am I asking myself questions I can't even answer!"

"Bakudō # 1 Sai."

"Ugh!" Naruto grunted as his arms were pulled back by an invisible force.

"You're trapped intruder." A voice said calmly behind him.

Naruto turned his head and saw a petite young woman, with black hair, and big violet eyes looking down at him.

"So I suppose you're going to turn me in since you caught me." Naruto grunted silently knowing she probably couldn't.

"Actually I'm not." He blinked in surprise, "I only have a few questions for you."

"What kind of questions?" Naruto asked glancing at her from the side.

"Are you a shinigami?"

"No!" Naruto shouted alarmed, he despised that word, "Of course I'm not a death god!"

"Shhhh." The girl said, "Keep your voice down."

"Alright… and why aren't you going to turn me in again?"

The woman looked at him for a second before saying, "Because, I sense no real ill intent from you. You actually seem very clueless and lost… And you also remind me of someone I know."

"Well that means the guy must be handsome." Naruto joked, and then thought about what she said for a moment, "Hey! Who are you calling clueless!

The woman actually smiled a bit, "You defiantly remind me of him."

"Thanks… That is a compliment right?"

"In a way." Her violet eyes then got serious, "I'm going to let you go now…"

"Naruto Uzumaki."

"Uzumaki-san… But I may ask for a favor later on."

"What kind of favor?"

"A favor to help a friend, I've been having these weird feelings, that he's going to be in trouble very soon."

"Why are you asking me, when there is a whole bunch of these guys running around?"

"The other soul reapers don't-"

"Wait you're a soul reaper!"

"Ummm. Yes… You really don't know where you are do you?"

"Nope." Naruto said shaking his head.

"You're in the Seireitei, a place where souls come after they die."

"Wait… Does that mean I'm dead!" Naruto said alarmed.

"I don't think-"

"Oh my gosh, I'm dead, how did I die! I can't be dead, I'm not even twenty yet!"

"Uzumaki."

"Oh my Kami! I left Tsunade with all that paper work, she's going to come into the afterlife, and kill me again!"

"Uzumaki."

"How can I be dead? I-"

"UZUMAKI!"

Naruto winced as she yelled in his ear. "Okay what is it Ōgoe de mizetto (Loud Midget)?"

The woman's eyes twitched, "What did you call me?"

"Ōgoe de mizetto," Naruto smirked, then his face turned serious, "What were you going to say earlier about me being dead?"

The woman still fuming managed to say, "I don't think you are dead."

"You don't?"

"No, you would remember if you died… How did you get here again?"

"I got transported by a light."

"A light?"

"Yes."

"That's all the information you can give me?"

"Yes."

"… You are sooo much like strawberry."

"I'm not a strawberry!"

Rukia shook her head and laughed softly, "You are so much like Ichigo… Wait what's that symbol on your forehead?"

"Oh this." Naruto said pointing to his village symbol, "Is the symbol of my home, I come from Konoha."

"Konoha…" The girl said thoughtfully, "I suppose I'll have to look it up."

"So are you going to let me go now?"

"Hmm. Oh right." She made a small gesture that looked like a tiger seal.

The invisible bindings released and Naruto was able to get up.

"Thanks Ōgoe de mizetto."

The woman's forehead and her now clenched fist grew a tick mark. "Kuchiki Rukia."

"What?"

"My name is Kuchiki Rukia."

"Thanks Rukia-chan." Naruto smiled, "I didn't know you knew ninjutsu."

"What?"

"What you did right now."

"That was Kido…" Rukia's eyes widened, "Wait did you say-"

"I think I heard something over there!"

"Oh, shit, I better go. Nice meeting you Rukia-chan," Naruto smiled, "I'm sure I'll see you again soon! And don't worry I promised to do you a favor. And I never go back on my word. That's my nindo, my ninja way!"

Rukia nodded, and watched as the blonde haired ninja leaped away, "I'll hold you to your word… because I have a feeling Ichigo is going to need help very soon."

"Oh Kuchiki-san it's you."

"Yes."

"Did you see someone with spiky blonde hair come around here Kuchiki-san?"

Rukia met the twelve pairs of eyes and said, "I think I saw someone like that," she pointed to the opposite direction Naruto went in, "He went that way."

Xx

"Ōmaeda, I'm going out for a while. Watch the division while I'm gone."

"Hai Soifon-taicho." A chubby black haired male said. "Taicho where are you going?"

"To search for the intruder."

"The blonde haired one?"

Soifon nodded, "Hai… I shall make him pay."

"Of course tai-"

Soifon already left using Shunpo to cover more ground.

I'm coming after you intruder, and when I find you shall feel the wrath of Suzumebachi. Because no one makes a fool out of my division and lives. And with that thought Soifon's speed increased as she looked for a certain blonde haired shinobi.

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