First Fanfic
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Hey 3 chaps in three days, Ninja is on a role! Lol.
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"Well I've been having a great day so far." Naruto muttered sarcastically running through the aisles of buildings. "First I'm probably going to be killed, because I left Tsunade with all my paperwork,second I somehow got transported to a place where dead people go, Third I'm being chased by supposed shinigami, and lastly I just can't stop talking to my fucking self! Man it must have to do with being single."
Naruto turned the corner, and stopped dead in his tracks.
What the hell!
"Luc-luc-luc-LUC!"
Again what the hell!
In front of Naruto was a bald man, and Naruto meant bald man, his head practically shined, dancing a really weird, and not badass looking dance in front of him. A guy (or girl) behind him was sighing in embarrassment, but Naruto couldn't blame him/her; the bald man was doing a really retarded dance.
The man then turned to the left, "Lu-lu-lu-lu-lu- Luc!"
The man then turned to the right "Luc-luc-luc-LUC!"
He then faced forwards and leaped over his sword, "Luck-luck-luck-LUCK!"
Then he faced forward sword in both hands horizontally "LuCKY!"
"Okayyyy." Naruto said sweat dropping. Did his head just shine?
"What the hell are you doing!" the bald man said.
"Err. What?" Naruto asked, still gaping at the man's bald head. His head is shinier than Lee's teeth!
"I just did my lucky dance for you! And you are gaping at me like an idiot!"
Naruto's eye twitched. "What the hell were you just doing?"
"My lucky dance." The bald man smirked.
"Ikkaku." The man (now Naruto knew it was a man) said, "You got him?"
"Hai!" the bald man, Ikkaku smiled.
"Look." Naruto said making a peace gesture, "I didn't come to fight."
"Then what did you come for?" Ikkaku asked his sword behind his head.
"I honestly don't know I was transported here."
"Transported?"
"Yep. By a weird light."
Ikkaku looked at Naruto incredulously before saying, "Yumichika..."
"Yes?"
"Go get reinforcements," Ikkaku then turned towards Naruto a serious expression on his face, "You're coming with me."
Naruto's eyes narrowed, "Sorry I don't plan to."
"Go Yumichika!" Ikkaku shouted now drawing his sword.
Naruto barely had time to get ready before Ikkaku swiftly brought his sword down.
He's pretty fast. Naruto thought as he dodged another swing.
Naruto took out his katana and swung his sword down using all his body weight to catch his opponent off balance.
He blocked it with his sheath!
Naruto gaped slightly never seeing this before.
Shit! Got to block!
Clang
Ikkaku's sword was parried by Naruto's kunai, surprising Ikkaku. Naruto then used his swords position to leap over Ikkaku, to put some distance between them. Naruto then launched quick swings with his sword again closing the distance between him and Ikkaku.
Clang, Clang. Clang.
It was katana and kunai vs. katana and sheath. Every time Ikkaku thought he saw an opening, he would get blocked, and it was his opponent that kept catching him off guard. When it should have been the other way around.
Sometimes the blonde haired man would tense his right shoulder, but attack with his left, or when Ikkaku blocked his attack, he'd then throw that odd knife in his hand. Then he'd come pull out another one. Ikkaku knew he was facing a very skilled fighter, which only excited him.
"You are a worthy opponent!" Ikkaku yelled at Naruto excitement in his eyes. "So now I can give it my all!"
Naruto tensed.
"Extend Hōzukimaru." He brought the sword and sheath together, and Naruto's eyes widened when he saw it morph into what looked like a spear.
"Ha!" Ikkaku launched his spear at Naruto.
Naruto was able to block Ikkaku's barrage of attacks. Ikkaku's spear giving him more range, but Naruto was faster. He blocked every attack with his katana, not even bothering to use his kunai.
"Split, Hōzukimaru."
Naruto's eyes widened, when he saw the spear turn into a tri-looking spear/nun chuck swing at an angle to decapitate him.
It almost got me. Naruto thought, his kunai was able to knock the blades edge away at the last second.
Ikkaku smirked and swung the tri-staff again, the blade swinging in odd angles and directions, that Naruto was not used to. Finally having enough of defense Naruto blocked the staff with his kunia, and while the blade recoiled from the block he swiped his katana at Ikkaku cutting his cheek with the chakra enhanced blade.
What the? Ikkaku thought, My face feels numb, that blade must have some kind of ability to cut off my nerves.
Naruto stood at ready as he watched Ikkaku reach to the bottom of his staff/spear. What's he doing?
"WHAT THE HELL!" Naruto yelled as he watched Ikkaku take some kind of medicine from the bottom of his spear/staff and smear it on his wound, "That's totally cheating!"
"Is not!" Ikkaku shot back, "It just shows my readiness for battle."
"You mean readiness to cheat!" Naruto said giving him a deadpan look.
"Tch... What's your Zanpakutō's ability?" Ikkaku asked Naruto who looked back at him his angery face replaced of one of confusion.
"My Zanpakutō?"
Ikkaku blinked before asking, "You're sword, is a Zanpakutō, isn't it?"
Naruto looked at his katana then back at Ikkaku, "No, I don't even know what a Zanpakutō is."
"You're not a shinigami are you?"
"Yes I'm not a shinigami! Why do people keep asking if I'm a shinigami? Unless… you're one too aren't you!" Naruto gasped pointing at Ikkaku.
Over the years Naruto never loosed that immaturity he had.
"Yes I am a shinigami." Ikkaku narrowed his eyes, "If you aren't a shinigami then what are you?"
"I'm a shinobi." Naruto said, still tense waiting for Ikkaku to strike.
Ikkaku narrowed his eyes even more, "A shinobi… never heard of a shinobi."
Naruto's eyebrows creased slightly at this.
How can shinigami's not know of shinobi.
"Shit." Naruto muttered, he sensed at least two dozen people coming; he needed to end it soon.
"Sorry."
"For what?" Ikkaku asked his staff at ready.
"I'm going to have to end this quickly"
With that Naruto took out a senbon from his pouch and based his fox chakra at his feet to increase his speed.
What the! Where did he-
Thud
"Sorry." Naruto said again to the now knocked out 3rd seat.
He made a half seal and disappeared in leaves and wind, leaving the senbon stuck in Ikkakus throat pressure point.
xx
"Captain-Commander!"
"What is it now Sasakibe?"
"I just received a report sir; the intruder took out 3rd Seat Madarame, Ikkaku."
Yamamoto's eyes opened slightly at this.
"Is Madarame awake?"
"Hai, sir. His wounds aren't fatal, he only has a few scratches. Apparently the intruder must have knowledge in the human anatomy, they found a needle on the side of his throat, in a pressure point that actually made him appear to be dead." Sasakibe said a little breathless.
"The intruder seems to be becoming a threat…" Yamamoto mused, before saying, "Bring Madarame to me and get the captains assembled, we need to discuss the intruder."
"Hai sir." Sasakibe said bowing, and then disappearing going to prepare the hell butterfly.
Xx
Soifon stood her eyes closed, she was trying to sense out of place reiatsu. As a trained assassin she was almost perfect at finding some ones reiatsu, but the Seireitei was huge, so it was harder to find one individuals reiatsu, especially a reiatsu she had never felt before.
Her eyes opened when a hell butterfly landed on her shoulder, delivering its message to her.
"Hmm." She huffed, then slowly inhaled and exhaled. Out of all times to have a meeting…
She quickly made her way to the 1st district, her mind aggravated she couldn't keep searching for the intruder.
xx
"Alright he's safe." Naruto muttered feeling the presences take Ikkaku away. "That was a close one. Good thing I really didn't kill him, that would have been bad for me… And I'm again talking to myself."
Naruto sighed and ran his hand through his messy blonde locks. Wonder what they're doing at home…
Xx
"WHEN I SEE THAT BRAT AGAIN I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!" Tsunade roared, making the secretary warily take a step back.
"He didn't pay his fucking ramen bills, so now he expects me to pay them!" Tsunade ranted pissed off, but then again you would be too. Naruto went to Ichiraku's regularly; ramen for Naruto was like sake for Tsunade.
Tsunade angrily crushed the bottle of said sake in her hand.
"W-would you like more sake Tsunade-sama?" the secretary asked nervously, watching as Tsunade's hand twitch after realizing what she did.
"Hai, Ten more bottles!"
"Hai." The secretary dashed out quickly.
Tsunade glared at the bills in her hand silently cursing Naruto over and over again.
When I see that brat again he is in for a world of pain!
Xx
"It has come to my attention that the intruder is very skilled, and might be the most dangerous enemy to the Soul Society next to Aizen." Yamamoto said addressing all 10 captains-himself included-of the Soul Society. "Madarame-san has faced against the intruder and is willingly going to give us information about the intruder."
Ikkaku huffed, at the willing part, but still said, "The intruder is as your men described." He said gesturing to Soifon.
"He-as your men said-has spiky blonde hair, blue eyes, and really odd whisker marks on his cheeks… But your men didn't tell you just how powerful he is."
"Explain." Soifon said her eyes narrowing.
"The intruder seems to be a master swordsman; he is also very fast, so fast I didn't even see him knock me unconscious."
Kenpachi grinned excitedly, "Just how strong is this intruder?"
"I don't know, but he's defiantly stronger than Ichigo." Ikkaku said.
Kenpachi's grin got wider, while many other captains eyes widened shocked.
"I have a feeling he was holding back in my fight with him, he always seemed to be one step ahead."
"He also seems to have knowledge on the human anatomy," Captain Unohana put in her gentle smile still on her face, "He was able to make Madarame-sans appear to be dead for about thirty minutes, by placing an acupuncture needle in a pressure point located in the neck area. Also part of Madarame-sans facial nerves have received some very high damage. Though it was only appeared to be a small wound, his nerves have been almost completely destroyed beyond repair."
Ikkaku nodded, his face-faulting slightly at the mention of him being knocked out, so easily, then slowly realized what she exactly just said.
"Wait, you're just telling me this now!" Ikkaku asked gaping slightly.
Captain Unohana only smiled in response getting ikkaku to drop the matter.
"Is that all the information you could give on the intruder?" Yamamoto asked.
"The intruder as I said before seems to be a master swordsman, and his katana-"
"Don't you mean Zanpakutō?"
"He also isn't a Soul Reaper, or Quincy." Ikkaku stated, "He calls himself a shinobi."
Yamamoto's eyes widened for a fraction of a second. "Continue your explanation Madarame."
Ikkaku nodded before saying, "As I was saying his katana seemed to have this weird ability, when he cut me with his sword, I felt my face go numb, and as captain Unohana said, that small cut was able to cut my nerve tissue."
"So the intruders blade has the ability to shut off a person's nervous system... Intresting." A man with a pale white and black face cackled.
"Anything else Madarame?"
Ikkaku scrunched up his nose slightly, before snapping his fingers, "Oh yeah, he also said he was transported here."
"Transported you say?"
"Hai, all he said he was transported by some weird light."
Yamamoto pondered silently before saying, "I want this intruder to be captured, alive. I have a feeling he'll prove to be a powerful ally. And if what you say is true Ikkaku, then we can simply call all of his attacks self-defense."
Kenpachi grinned, "So it's okay if he gets beat up in the process of bringing him?"
"Yes, but a more peaceful persuasion is better." Yamamoto said, "Tell your stations, we just need to capture this man and quickly. Dismissed!"
All the captains nodded before exiting.
Two out of the nine that left were now out looking for the intruder. One was excited that a new powerful opponent has made himself known, and the other going over the information she just learned. One of the captains was Zaraki Kenpachi, and the other was Soifon.
Xx
Naruto looked up at the sky, sighing.
"Why do I have a feeling I'm in deep shit?"
Sorry a bit short again, I just can't write very, long chapters… but hey they're getting longer right!
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This chapter was inspired when I got the idea, of Naruto's opponent when I was screwing in a light bulb! lol