Hey guys… I just realized something, I had read Kenchi618 story, and I realized how bad mine was in comparison, so I'm sad to say I am now discontinuing this story…

NOT!

Lol scared you didn't I? :P

Bet some of you are saying Aww Man! She's not stopping this crap yet. Well yep! And I'll never stop updating this!

But what I really am going to do is take the information Kenchi618 has given me through his story to improve my own. So like Naruto sensing the spirit energy soul reapers use. So I hope I can improve my story for you all to enjoy! :D

Now some of you have asked me over and over again for a Beta reader, and I finally say… fine. So if u guys know a good Beta reader, or ARE a Beta reader let me know. Make sure they or you Beta for T-M stories cause my rating might go up for some scenes…. If you know what I mean. (wink wink) lolz! Thanks again!

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And I also learned how to put the lines in! Yeah, see below to know what I mean.

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Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Bleach… Sadly.


Rukia looked up at Captain Ukitake as he explained their new mission orders.

"We must capture this intruder," Ukitake said, "He is becoming a threat, but we do not want to kill him, only to capture him alive…"

The members of the 13th Division nodded taking in their captains words.

"This man is described to have blonde hair that is spiked, with blue eyes. His most noticeable characteristic of those who have seen him say, he has whisker mark on both of his cheeks. He is around six feet tall, and his sword has the ability to cut off your nerves to a point beyond repair unless treated immediately."

The 13th division members stiffened slightly hushed murmurs spreading throughout the crowd.

"His reiryoku is at a captains level, and he is also said to be very quick and uses explosives for almost anything."

Some shinigami sweated nervously, others tried to keep the look of panic off their face. The word quick and explosive aren't meant to be in the same sentence, without it having a bad meaning.

"So now that you understand what kind of threat he is I expect him found."

"Hai!" all the squad chorused.

"Alright then dismissed," Ukitake smiled his serious expression melting off his face, "Everyone please be careful out there."

The squad nodded, and then left in an orderly fashion, Rukia's eyes determined, set on a new goal.

Naruto… Please come peacefully.

"Kuchiki-san?"

"Hmm."

"Are you going to travel with the squad or alone?"

"Alone."

The Soul Reaper nodded expecting as much. Bowing slightly he left to leave the violet eyed shinigami to prepare to look for the man who had just become her friend.

Xx

"Damn it!" Naruto growled staring at the tattoo mark on his chest, "This makes me look gay! Why couldn't Soifon's mark of death be manlier looking, or not a butterfly! I mean since her swords name is Suzumebachi, so why couldn't the mark be a wasp?

Naruto poked the tattoo trying to will it to come off, but it was embedded in his skin. He sighed in defeat and laid back on the tree. He may have destroyed the forest, but there were some trees littered around in this place… the Seire—something or other.

It seemed as if the forces looking for him had tripled in size, so it was a pain in the ass to keep hidden and hiding. But a running man had to do what a running man has to do. Why he was running he couldn't answer that.

Naruto quickly made a half tiger seal checking to see if Soifon had moved from what he predicted to be the healers barracks. He didn't know if the butterfly tattoo sent out some sort of tracking signal to locate him so he needed to stay on his toes, and be very cautious.

He was lucky Sakura had always pestered him about keeping his supplies and seals stocked. If she hadn't bothered him so much on restocking Naruto doubted he would've had anymore tracking seals or Hiraishin seals on him.

Hmm… Naruto's eyebrows crinkled in confusion. She hasn't left that spot in a day, and she doesn't appear to be knocked out and I made sure she wasn't injured too bad… So why isn't she looking for me?

Xx

Soifon glared at the ceiling.

She had luckily escaped the barrage of the intruder's strange and powerful attacks with only a few scratches, sprained muscles, and one fracture in her arm.

She had been able to see the intruder escape, without as much as a scratch… But Suzumebachi's mark still remained and that thought brought a smirk to her face.

The "rescue" squad had come right as she pushed a tree that had landed on her off. Then she had been surrounded by anxious faces and questions that had proceeded to piss her off further.

She couldn't even leave the medical wing, and it didn't go to well when she had tried. She just got sent right back to bed by Unohana and the smile…

Soifon shivered slighty, she wasn't scared of many things. She respected the woman, but Unohana and her smile was one of the few things that scared her.

So instead she spent her time planning her next move on the intruder, he was fast, strong, and had a style similar to the Onmitsukidō style of fighting, but it was also different. His style was more unpredictable, flashy, and a little sloppy, yet it had a grace to it. His style was not meant for assassination, it seemed it was just meant to show raw power. And as Ikkaku had said he was not a shinigami, but a shinobi. She had never even heard of a shinobi before, but she figured it must be another organization or clan like the Quincy.

Sighing to herself Soifon looked up at the ceiling once more and made a silent vow, When the time comes intruder I will be the one to capture you."

xx

Naruto abruptly sat up straight the details of his expelled clone coming back to him.

Shit! My life sucks!

Naruto quickly made a half tiger judging by the clones location and the speed his new enemy was going at Naruto needed to get out of here in about ten seconds. Naruto quickly disappeared in leaves and wind. If there was going to be a fight he didn't want innocent bystander/Soul Reapers to be caught in the middle of it.

Xx (TiMe SkIp of five MiNuTeS!)

Another clone's memories flashed in his mind and one thing was certain his opponent was out for his blood. Boosting his speed with nine tails chakra Naruto made it to a clearing he had found earlier. It seemed isolated and if things got bad he could unleash the big ones without injuring too many people. Originally Naruto was going to use this spot as a hangout, or training area for his clones he already set up Hiraishin seals for training, but using it as a fighting ground wasn't a bad idea too.

Quickly turning around Naruto waited, it was better he faced his opponent on fairground than his opponent getting a jump at him.

Naruto didn't have to wait too long as the man slowly made his way into the clearing his sword on his shoulder and smirk on his face.

What the hell is with these people! Naruto thougth eye twitching slightly, First I battle a guy with the shiniest head I had ever seen, and now I'm facing a guy with BELLS in his hair!

"What is your name?"

Naruto jumped slightly at the sound of his voice, Damn he sounds so much like Ero-sanin…

"Uzumaki Naruto." Naruto eyes narrowed. "And your name is?"

"Zaraki Kenpachi." Kenpachi smirked. "So you're the intruder I have heard so much about…"

"Ken-chan!"

Naruto closed his mouth and blinked as he stared at a pink haired toddler that has suddenly appeared on the man's shoulder.

"Are you going to play!"

"Hn."

"Yeah!" The toddler clapped then stared at Naruto with her huge dark pink eyes, "You're going to play with Ken-chan!"

Naruto only stared back confused, "Play with Ken-chan?"

"Yep!" the toddler giggled giving Naruto a huge smile.

"Yachiru get off."

"Hai!" the toddler bounced off Kenpachi's shoulder and headed towards a safer zone to watch the fight.

"So let's get this thing started." Kenpachi grinned manically.

Naruto shook his head trying to clear it. He made a quick hand sign, and disappeared in a flash.

Fast.

Kenpachi raised his sword to block Naruto's kunai. Naruto quickly ducked as Kenpachi swung his sword, and disappeared again.

This isn't flash step. Kenpachi thought again blocking another of Naruto's strikes. Kenpachi knew he was slower than the intruder, but he was physically stronger.

Switching to offense Kenpachi swung the sword diagonally; Naruto jerked back dodging the strike. With a quick flick of his wrist Kenpachi sword was again going for Naruto's head. Naruto quickly reversed his kunai hold and blocked the incoming attack.

Shit!

Naruto back flipped trying to put some distance between them, his broken kunai still in hand. Again reversing the hold Naruto threw the kunai adding wind chakra into it to enhance its strength and speed.

Kenpachi sidestepped out of the kunai's path and lunged for Naruto , who pulled his katana out to block. Naruto's speed gave him the upper hand, but Kenpachi's strikes were powerful.

Naruto growled lowly in frustration, he was fast, but Kenpachi was just as unpredictable as he was. Naruto quickly parried another of Kenpachi's strikes; his katana was getting beat up from the constant attacks. Naruto threw his kunai up to uppercut his opponent, who had simply dodged out of the way.

He fights like me, like a street punk. Naruto smirked, Well you know what they say you need to be one to know one… or something like that.

Naruto quickly shot backwards putting some distance between him and Kenpachi. Now that he knew his opponents fighting style he could pull off a win.

"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu."

Kenpachi stared at the now one hundred Naruto's a grin slowly making its way onto his face.

"This just got interesting."

"GO!" All the Naruto's charged at him some with their fists raised others with their katana out.

Grinning madly Kenpachi swung through Naruto's first row of clones. All of them making a satisfying poof and bursting into a cloud of smoke… a lot of purple smoke. Naruto's clones coughed expelling quickly after throwing the poison smoke bombs down.

Kenpachi quickly held his breath knowing one whiff could cause him to have hallucinations or certain death. He jumped out of the smoke cloud, only to run into one of Naruto's clones.

"U!" Kenpachi turned to only be kicked in the face.

"Zu!" Another clone drop kicked him in the stomach.

"Ma!" Two clones punched him from both sides.

"KI!" The original Naruto slammed his foot down on Kenpachi's abdomen.

"Uzumaki Naruto Rendan (Naruto Uzumaki Combo)!" Naruto finished making a pose.

"Hn!" Kenpachi grunted from the crater Naruto's downward kick had made. Naruto backed away as Kenpachi slowly got to his feet, "Is that all you got."

Naruto's eyes widened slightly he had packed a lot of power in those punches, and his opponent took it like it was nothing. But he quickly trained his expression to one of indifference and said, "Not even."

"Good. I would be disappointed if that was all you had." Kenpachi smirked again charging at Naruto and his clones.

Moving into action Naruto's clones went to defend their creator, blocking Kenpachi's attacks with their katana and kunai.

The original Naruto charged at Kenpachi with his clones, quickly making the best of his opponent's distraction. In one swift movement Naruto pulled out a kunai and threw it at Kenpachi who raised his sword to block it out of reflex. Quickly Naruto swung his katana the wind chakra making a slight high pitched sound, as he made a clean giant cut across Kenpachi's chest.

Kenpachi's eyes widened in surprise before he coughed out blood.

Shit Ikkaku was right.

Kenpachi's chest felt as if it was on fire, he could almost feel his nerves failing. Naruto winced slightly when he saw Kenpachi stumble he honestly already liked the man, even though he was after his blood there was just something about him Naruto liked.

"Ha!" Naruto eye's widened in surprise, "HAHAHAHAHAHA! I haven't had this good of a fight since Ichigo."

Naruto stiffened when he saw Kenpachi's hand reach for his eyepatch, then slowly take it off. Naruto's eyes widened as he felt the raw power radiating off of Kenpachi.

"We both are weakened," Kenpachi stated bluntly, "You of running and fighting, and me from this wound, so let's end this in one strike!"

I shall see just how much stronger you are from Ichigo.

Naruto nodded lifting his katana into a ready position. Adding chakra into his feet Naruto charged his katana screeching. Kenpachi also charged adding all of his reiryoku into his sword.

There blades collided a huge flash a light emitted as they made contact.

Xx

Rukia gasped when she felt a captain level spiritual pressure rise.

"That's Captain Zaraki's spiritual pressure." Rukia's eyes widened realization dawning on her "Naruto!"

Rukia followed Kenpachi's spirit pressure hoping it wasn't too late for her friend.

Xx

Naruto stumbled slightly standing over an unconscious Kenpachi. He had a few cuts all over his body from when the blades collided; his wind chakra and Kenpachi's chakra backfired and had injured both of them slightly.

"Thank you." Naruto looked up at Yachiru's eyes.

"For what?" Naruto managed to get out, "I just knocked him unconscious, and destroyed some of his nerve tissue."

Yachiru grinned, "You played with Ken-chan, he hasn't had this much fun since Ichi. I'm glad Ken-chan had so much fun fighting you, so thanks for that fishcake."

"Errr… your welcome…. Hey FISH-"

Yachiru disappeared with Kenpachi on her shoulder only leaving a brief afterimage.

Naruto blinked trying to determine if he really saw that.

Naruto quickly brought his hands into his famous cross seal. "Alright guys I need you to collect all my Hiraishin seals."

All his clones nodded quickly moving to dispatch the seals he had set around the clearing.

Got to get out of here. Naruto quickly limped wincing slightly from the scratches the wind chakra left. This is what I get for not switching to sage mode… Man I'm stupid.

"Uzumaki!"

Naruto turned his eyes widening in surprise, "Ōgoe de mizetto (Loud Midget) what are you doing here!"

Rukia's eye twitched slightly at the nickname, "I came because I felt Captain Zaraki's Spiritual Pressure spike, and I knew he must have been engaging someone in a battle."

Naruto scratched the back of his head, "Yeah, I'm not very good at keeping a low profile."

"Yeah you're not." Rukia said simply making Naruto face fault. "Uzumaki… I'm sorry, but I need you to come with me."

"What!" Naruto yelled his expression becoming dangerous, "You're going to turn me in! I thought you were on my side Rukia."

"No… Well yes—well kind of."

"Kind of?"

"Uzumaki the Head Captain has ordered you to be found alive. He just wants to talk to you, he won't hurt you."

Eyes narrowing Naruto went over Rukia's words. Naruto had been tricked, and used by people he had called his friends, and he sure didn't want to go through that again.

"Alright, I'll go with you."

"Really!"

"Of course, because I trust you Rukia… I always put my trust into my friends."

Rukia stared at Naruto wide eyed before smiling softly. You truly are like Ichigo.

"Thank you Uzuma—I mean, Naruto." Rukia smiled then as she truly got a good look at Naruto her expression turned serious, "Are you alright?"

"Hmm? Oh yeah, I'm fine don't worry." Naruto smiled.

"No you're not, take off your shirt."

"Wha!" Naruto's eyes widened.

Rukia blushed realizing what she just said, "I didn't mean it like that, I meant take it off so I could heal you."

Naruto smirked, "Sure you did."

Rukia gave him a death glare, and he quickly took off his shirt, he didn't want to take on the wrath of Ōgoe de mizetto right now.


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So yeah… Crappy ending, I know.

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