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Sorry for the late update… you see I got a Pokemon Black Version for my b-day a couple months ago, and when I got it I was like 'WHAT THE HELL!' cause I haven't played or seen Pokemon in like three or two years. I also got a New DS to go with it, and I was sort of confused, because I honestly haven't held a DS in two years (I like Gameboy Pokemon Emerald was the best Pokemon game in my opinion). So basically I have left the two things untouched for like three months, till I finally forced myself into playing it… And I admit the game has improved, though I still prefer Emerald, and the original Gold, the Black Version is pretty good too.
It also inspired me into make this Omake and a possible new story.
And right after that I got into a… little accident causing my left leg to be fractured,I also broke two of my fingers also on the left side, and sprained my back… so now I have a cast on and I am in a wheel chair… So I had to type part of this chappy with one arm.
I know you think I am making excuses, but I am seriously NOT lying… I'm actually kind of really hurt.
Anyway I hope you enjoy!
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Naruto was indeed impressed. He had watched Ichigo's friends track down and have short engages with the Mod Souls. They were now facing the test to determine who the imposter was. They passed the other tests in flying colors, and Naruto was pretty confident that they would pass this test too… eventually.
The one who had lost his Quincy powers had even proved to be useful, he had a tactful mind and usually thought things through before acting.
Everyone except Kurōdo disguised as Chad, and the other Mod souls could not sense his presence outside the window. He was using a chakra to stick to the wall, and had put low level Genjutsu mask his presence.
Yes he sucked at Genjutsu, but with Sakura's help he was now able to make a C level illusion without too much difficulty. So in a way he was training while stalking—I mean doing his job.
Naruto closed his eyes listening intently to the conversation; a smirk soon crossed his features making him appear fox like. The Mod Souls were very clever, and he was almost certain with little or no persuasion they would be his helpers in some pranks in the future. Naruto also couldn't help but to also take a liking to a red headed shinigami named Abarai Renji who had hair like Shikamaru, but acted the total opposite of the lazy genius. He seemed like he would make a good friend, and a great pranking buddy.
Naruto smiled evilly already planning the destruction they could cause.
Eh. Naruto stiffened looking out sensing two presences rapidly making their way to his location, Hey its Yoruichi and Soifon… And wow they are making their way here quickly… and straight at me…
Naruto's eyes widened in horror as both female shinigami lunged at him.
"Yoruichi!" he heard Ichigo shout trying to get their attention, but they went right past him not even sparing him a glance… but what Ichigo didn't see was a shocked Naruto on Yoruichi's shoulder as she passed the window.
"Ahhh come on Yoruichi-chan I wanted to see the outcome!" Naruto pouted still on her shoulder as she continued her way up the school wall.
"No time Naruto you are helping us, like it or not."
Soifon only nodded stiffly in agreement to Yoruichi's words.
Soifon had begun to grudgingly respect Naruto, and in turn Naruto flirted with her… frequently much to Yoruichi's enjoyment. Yoruichi also made a show of teasing Soifon from time to time, and Naruto couldn't help but enjoy the usually aloof and stoic captain stutter and blush.
So they both made a silent tag-team agreement to pick on the beautiful captain once in a while.
"Alright I'm helping can you put me down now?"
Yoruichi did as instructed of course 'accidently' throwing him off the roof in the process.
"Thanks Yoruichi," Naruto grunted sarcastically slowly getting up from his landing, "Alright so what are we looking for?"
"Bounts."
"Eh?"
"I'll explain on the way."
"Alright." Naruto then sighed, "Why am I always the last one to be told things?"
Xx
Ichigo sneezed softly before going back to scowling slightly at Kisuke.
In the end Ichigo was only a little pissed when he found out the whole thing had been a test. He also seemed to be not able to perform his Bankai anymore, upsetting him greatly.
He although couldn't stay mad as he learned more about the new threat the Bounts.
Naruto listened to the conversation, he, Soifon and Yoruichi came up with enough evidence to prove it was a Bounts causing all this destruction and mayhem. After Soifon had left to report to the Soul Society Yoruichi and Naruto had even run into one. They had almost even caught her too, but Naruto's first priority was to protect the civilian, so when she released her 'doll' they had to retreat allowing her to escape.
So now being the 'good boy' he was Naruto followed Yoruichi's orders to stay hidden and listen during to their conversation. He had to keep from laughing during the first part of the awkward silence. It was so quiet he could hear a kunai drop, and he was about to do it to see every ones reaction.
But he didn't and during most of that time he kept his eyes on Yoruichi.
She looks so hot when she's serious, Naruto smirked his eyes scanning her form.
He had to admit he was seriously enjoying himself he not only got to check out two hot girls, but he also got to learn about their current situation. He found this whole situation rather amusing so what if there were vampire Bount things just get out some Holy water or whatever and kill them.
Yes he sounded cruel, but during war even the kindest hearts gain some bloodlust.
"I use the word tribe for the lack of a better word."
Naruto's attention went back to the conversation not wanting to miss a too important part of it.
"Because the Bounts are few in number," Kisuke explained, "They're like the Quincy—"
And shinobi.
"That they are humans with special powers. Quincy's have the power to kill hollows and destroy their souls entirely."
Hollow? Naruto thought confused, Whatever I'll ask Yorichi-chan or Soifon-chan about it later…
"Which unfortunately led to their downfall. A Bount has the ability to absorb human souls, they do this for nourishment."
Naruto's eyes narrowed slightly at the thought. That's sick and very nostalgic.
"Another difference is the Quincy's are born human and die human. Bounts on the other hand are born human but somehow by absorbing human souls have the ability to live forever."
Forever how interesting.
Gah! Naruto flinched glared at his stomach Damn Kurama don't surprise me like that!
You aren't supposed to let anything surprise you kit.
Well a giant voice in my head is a little surprising don't you think Kur? Then Naruto grinned, glad you're back I was beginning to think you were dead.
Foolish thought Kit, Kurama scoffed, Even if I do die I'd be reborn.
The joy. Naruto thought sarcastically, I feel for whoever got you stuck into them.
Quiet kit. Kurama growled, Listen to what they are saying it's important.
Well I was until you—
Just listen kit.
Hai…what part did I miss.
… The woman shinigami, Kurama spat out the name, was just explaining your encounter with that female Bount… she left your involvement out.
Ahhhh good memories, Yoruichi transformed right in front of me. Naruto smirked, And that Bount was pretty too… Of course not as gorgeous as Yoruichi… Any way thanks for the catch up Kur.
…
Love you too!
Naruto internally chuckled he and the Kyuubi had only gotten closer over the years. Now the Kyuubi only wanted to kill Naruto sometimes, and lent his chakra to Naruto at his will. Naruto was even able to transform into full Kyuubi bad ass mode without the Kyuubi trying to take over… all the time. He could even go into the Kyuubi's chakra cloak mode for three days straight without too much effort.
"WHILE YOU'RE SITTING THERE THINKING IT'S STILL OUT THERE!" Ichigo yelled his hand slamming on the table jolting Naruto back to the conversation.
Yikes anger management. Naruto thought inwardly laughing at Yoruichi's expression at Ichigo's outburst.
Hm, Kurama grunted in agreement. You're one to talk Kit.
…And this is coming from you Kur?
Shut that extra hole of yours!
Naruto chuckled internally at the Kyuubi's expense before going back to listening to Ichigo's rant.
"DID YOU EVER THINK THERE MIGHT BE MORE VICTIMS!"
Kisuke smiled widely opening his fan, "You always get right to the point, such a strong sense of justice."
"Cut the sarcasm." Ichigo said glaring.
While Naruto was internally laughing, Ahhh Kisuke you and your sense of humor.
"So I've been thinking," Kisuke smirked then pointing his fan at the female Mod Soul, "Ririn go to Ichigo's place."
Naruto smirked, Oh this is going to be good.
Ririn is the female fake soul correct.
Hai, why do you ask?
No reason, Kurama grunted.
"Ahh?" Ririn said her mouth opening in protest, "Come on!"
"What?" Ichigo asked confused. "Are you talking about?"
"I think it would be better for you if Chad, Orhime, and you had support."
Kisuke you are a genius. Naruto thought his smile widening.
"This Mod Souls will be very helpful since they contain Reishi sensors." Kisuke explained.
And they are all insanely awesome. Naruto nodded, Especially Noba I find his sense of humor and loudness very amusing.
They fake soul Noba isn't very loud…
It was sarcasm Kur.
…
"Sensors?" Orhime quietly inquired.
"Specifically designed to sense Reishi waves." Kisuke explained. "In other words it seems as if the enemy is targeting living humans and seeing as you three humans have such high abilities, of course not as high as Naruto's." Kisuke whispered the last part.
"Eh what was that Mr. Hat and Clogs?" Ichigo inquired eyebrows raised in question.
"Nothing." Kisuke smiled, "As I was saying they will most likely target you, of course there is no guarantee they'll notice you, so we must do as we can to find them."
"Wait a minute were does that leave me!" Uryū asked after adjusting his glasses.
"Well you see Uryū…"
Oh boy, Naruto grimaced, Here we go, don't break it to him to hard Kisuke.
Break it to him with no mercy I would like to see him suffer.
Kur. Naruto thought warningly.
"As I was trying to explain." Kisuke muttered not having the heart to break it to the kid….
Of course Ririn did.
"You don't have any abilities anymore."
Naruto almost fell back anime style at her bluntness almost blowing his cover, Well that's one way to do it… way to go Ririn.
Yes way to go Ririn, the Kyuubi laughed as he watched Uryū's expression.
"Well then," Kisuke laughed uneasily as the former Quincy bowed his head a rain cloud hovering over him, "Kurōdo I think you should go with Orihime."
Naruto smirked, He's going to like that.
"Well if you insist." The top hatted Mod Soul blushed smiling perversely.
That left Noba with Chad which they both didn't mind seeing as they were both so very loud they would get along nicely.
"Alright then, good night! And be careful out there!" Kisuke smiled as they all got up to leave.
Both he and Yoruichi watched as the group left once out of earshot Yoruichi asked, "Reishi detectors, when did you think of adding that little feature."
"Yeah I want to know that too." Naruto said appearing behind them, "And uh… What's Reishi again?"
Xx
"So my job just got a whole lot trickier." Naruto sighed putting his tea cup down.
"Hai." Kisuke said fanning himself.
"You know I really am starting to hate that fan." Naruto grunted glaring at the said object.
Kisuke smiled and quickly put the fan behind his back, "So Naruto I'm guessing you made clones to follow all them home."
"Of course, I won't be letting them out of my clone's sight for a while." Naruto's eyes narrowed, "So these Bounts are immortal right?"
"Hai." Kisuke answered, "But as I said earlier only if they absorb enough human souls to keep their life sustained."
"I see…" Naruto trailed off, "So exactly… what kind of immortal are they?"
"What?" Yoruichi asked not understanding Naruto's question.
"Well some time ago—actually now it is a long time ago I faced off against an opponent who couldn't be killed even if I cut his head off, and at the same time I faced a guy who could make his skin really tough and hard, and I am taking diamond hard. He could not only do that, but he also stole his opponent's hearts to keep him alive… So which kinds of immortal are the Bounts?"
"I believe the second one was the best way to describe what kind of 'immortal' they are as I explained earlier they suck out human souls to keep them alive. Although I don't believe they have the diamond hard skin ability… But I wouldn't know since as I had said never battled with one before." Kisuke answered thoughtfully grasping his chin.
"I see… Well thanks for that information…" Naruto sighed. "So… I was wondering just how strong is Ichigo? I mean I've heard so much about him and how he pretty much took on the whole Seireitei single handedly."
"He's strong enough." Kisuke replied smirking, "He has enough skill to take on a Captain level shinigami, and also has a strong bond with his Zanpakto… He has a… hollow inside of him as well."
Naruto stiffened, "A hollow?"
"Hai," Kisuke sighed, "In order for him to regain his shinigami power's he had to cut off his soul chain… Which transformed him into a hollow in the process."
"I see." Naruto said, "So once again a demon takes over someone when they try to gain power…"
"What."
"Nothing," Naruto smiled before stiffening abruptly straitening up as a clones memory came rushing back to him. "Oh shit!"
"What is it?" Kisuke asked his hat hiding his eyes.
"Bad news." Naruto answered grimly.
"Is it a Bount?" Yoruichi asked calmly standing up.
"Hai."
"Where?"
"I don't know my clones are in pursuit right now, but what I do know it's the same one from earlier…" Naruto turned to Kisuke, "Should we help the kids out?"
"No," Kisuke said simply, "They need to learn how to handle situations like this if they want to go against Aizen."
"Alright, so I guess we have to wait till some of my other clones dispel so we can access the situation better…" Naruto sighed, "I better make some more clones though to tell them not to assist Ichigo and them." He quickly and wordlessly made his famous cross seals and eleven new Naruto's appeared, "Alright." Naruto said in complete business mode, "You four follow find the clones following Orihime and Chad. You two go find the clones following Ichigo, and you all will tell the clones to not engage in battle, now go."
"Hai." All the six clones said after a salute.
"Now you three." Naruto said pointing to each of them, "I want you guys to follow the Bount. I'm sure she is going to try to escape, take these with you." Naruto handed three of his clones' headsets and scrolls, "seal them back in these storage scrolls once you're done with them."
"Hai."
"You guys can go." Then Naruto turned to his two final clone, "Alright I need you two to keep an eye on the former Quincy."
"Hai."
"Go." After the two last clones left Naruto sighed sitting back down, "Man… I really wanted a fight too."
"You'll get your chance," Yoruichi said impressed of how serious Naruto could be if he wanted to.
"I guess." Naruto ran a hand through his hair.
Kisuke smiled, "In the meantime I do have some more tests I would like to run so this way Naruto-san!"
"Wha-" Naruto then leaped to his feet, "Not again!"
Hahaha, the Kyuubi laughed, Yes man with the odd clothes torture the boy!
What the hell Kur I thought we had something special.
Hmph.
Yoruichi watched amusement as Kisuke dragged the unwilling Naruto out of the room for testing; life sure had gotten more entertaining with Naruto around.
Xx
"GAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Ichigo shouted as he slashed Zangetsu through the female Bounts fire doll slicing it in half only to have it quickly regenerate. "Damn it how am I supposed to hurt this guy!" Ichigo growled getting frustrated, he kept slashing and stabbing and the doll would keep stitching itself back together.
"Your blade is useless against him," the female Bount smirked.
"I don't believe that for a second, there has got to be a way to cut him." Ichigo scowled as the fire around him grew more intense.
In the distance Naruto's clones watched the scene, the boss had sent more two clones to inform them to not interfere, but they were finding it difficult to just watch.
They had to give Ichigo credit for his undying faith in his sword, but his movements were predictable, slow, and a bit sloppy he needed to turn up his game or he would-to simply put it-die.
Ichigo growled getting more and more frustrated.
"I told you it wouldn't be any good." Ririn said in her stuffed animal form atop of Ichigo's shoulder.
"I know what you said but what else am I supposed to do?"
"Have you already forgot what Kisuke said to you, he said to stay calm in battle. To carefully observe your opponent, and then find a weakness."
"That's right," Ichigo said letting his muscles relax slightly, "Stay calm." Ichigo scanned the doll, "Find a weakness…" his gaze landed on the dolls left part of his chest, "There!"
Naruto's clones sighed as they saw were Ichigo aimed at, "Not going to work kid."
"W-wait!" Ririn screamed hanging on to Ichigo's shoulder for dear life.
"GAHHHHHH!" Ichigo yelled running towards his opponent his sword in a stabbing position, "Dwah!" Zangetsu stabbed cleanly through the doll, "Yeah." Ichigo grunted jumping back when the doll started to collapse.
Naruto's clones watched sighed as they watched Ichigo battle he was still too slow and needed years of practice to even be at their level. Hell he needed even more practice to be at Sasuke's level, it was a fact accepted by Naruto that Sasuke was a better swordsman than he was… But only slightly better, and Naruto had his stamina to back him up, so they were pretty well matched.
Naruto also knew though why the Soul Society wanted him to watch the kid, he showed more potential than anyone Naruto had seen… even Rookie of the Year's didn't show as much promise as Ichigo did.
"Too bad it's not over kid." One of Naruto's clones said smirking. "In fact I think you only made her puppet thing angry."
"See I knew his weak point was his heart," Ichigo smirked proudly, "Thanks for the help Ririn."
"Wait hold on look over there!" Ririn said panic was evident in her voice.
"GWAHHH!" Ichigo screamed as the dolls form spewed magma at him throwing him back.
"Can't say I didn't warn you." The Bount smiled her arms crossed.
"I want to go down there and wipe that smirk off of that hot Bount lady's face."
"Too bad we aren't allowed to interfere."
"Yeah, but she acts soooo tough, and she's not even doing the fucking fighting!"
"Everyone calm down." The leader of the clones stated calmly, "We might alert the enemy of our position."
"You sure alerted me of your position."
"Hm?" Naruto's clones grunted getting in fighting stances before relaxing, "Oh… hey Rukia."
"Naruto or Narutos." Rukia greeted smirking, "So… you're not helping strawberry?"
"Boss ordered us not too..." The clones answered back, "So it looks like you will have to be doing the saving."
"Typical." Rukia smiled before waving, "Well guess I have to hurry. See you around Naruto."
"Right… Man she's cute."
"What about Yoruichi?"
"…She's sexy."
Xx
"Rukia's here." Naruto said rubbing his sore arm let's just say a lot of Kisuke's tests had his arms involved.
"I'm surprised she didn't come any sooner." Kisuke said drinking his newly filled tea.
"And it seems I was right Yoruichi, Ichigo is battling the Bount from before…" Naruto stiffened as another clone dispelled, "And it seems another one has made it to the scene."
"This is getting more and more interesting." Kisuke smiled, "What does this man look like?"
"Brown hair and eyes, with a goatee, he appears to be around the 40's or 50's." Naruto then let out a growl, "From the distance my clones were at they aren't certain but the man seems to be able to command snakes. I believe it's the same man Orhime and Chad ran into earlier although my clones didn't get a good look at the man's face before so I can't be certain."
Let's go down there and kill that bastard!
Why so pumped up Kur? Naruto thought blandly.
Anyone who controls snakes is my enemy that snake bastard caused us some problems, and even now… I'll destroy him if we ever meet.
Naruto smirked, Well you seem more bloodthirsty than usual.
Queit Kit the man with the fan is talking to you.
Fan where!
"I see." Kisuke said holding out his fan in all it's glory for Naruto to see. "I wonder…"
"Kisuke." Yoruichi said in an amused warning.
"Hmm?" Kisuke then looked down at his hand realizing the problem he quickly put the fan away, "Sorry Naruto-san it's a force of habit."
"Right." Naruto said crossing his arms with a twitching eye.
Thanks for the heads up Kur.
Xx
"And then I was given orders to return here." Rukia explained, she had been able to reach Ichigo just in time and after another Bount came to the scene taking the female Bount away Orhime and Chad arrived. So now they were all at the park and Rukia was explaining why she got sent back to The World of the Living. "And again rid this town of Hollows it wasn't what I was expecting or even really wanted, I had hoped I'd return to training, but I was in no position to question the order."
I also am Naruto's contact, Rukia internally chuckled, but she kept a straight face, so now I'm stuck with two idiots.
"I guess it figures." Ichigo grumbled, "I rescued you and now I'm stuck with you again."
"Hey wait a minute that's my line." Rukia said joking in monotone.
"Hey Ichigo," Ririn said getting up on his shoulder, "Who is this person?"
"Wha-." Rukia said taking a step back in shock, "What is that! Why is that ugly stuffed doll talking!"
Oh good one Rukia. Naruto's clones chuckled.
"All right!" Ririn yelled a tick mark on her forhead, "Pick on the helpless ugly old doll! I'm here to assist Ichigo I didn't get to choose my own body!" Ririn finished tears began to form in her eyes.
How I don't know I mean can dolls even cry?
"To assist you how?" Rukia asked still a little wary of the crying doll on Ichigo's shoulder.
Ichigo shrugged, "Urahara said I'd need her to help locate the Bount characters we saw earlier."
Rukia rested her hand on her chin, "Hmm… I don't think I understand."
I don't really either, but I can't really ask can I. One of Naruto's clones sighed.
"Well." Ririn pouted, "If you judge everything by its appearance you'll be sorry."
"She meant," Kurōdo said, "She doesn't understand what the Bounts are even doing here Ririn."
"Hmm." Rukia said quietly, "I can't even tell if they are supposed to be allies or enemies."
"Yes they are hard to read, that's for sure, and are very dangerous… But as for their objectives, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know." Kurōdo said bouncing on Orhime's side.
Rukia's eyes widened when she saw the pink talking rabbit satchel on Orhime's waist.
"Hello there my pretty young lady." Kurōdo said lifting his ears.
Oh he is going to get it! Naruto's clones all watched intensely at what Rukia was going to do next.
"Huh." Rukia said slowly getting closer. "What is this?"
"Oh." Orhime smiled, "His name is Kurōdo Urahara gave him to me as an assistant and right over there is Noba who is here to assist Chad."
Rukia however wasn't paying attention to Orihime's words as she stared at Kurōdo, "He's so… so cute."
All the Naruto's mouths fell open, HUH!
"Oh I just love him!" Rukia squealed hugging him to his chest, "He looks just like my Chappy!"
All the Naruto's eyes twitched, "I didn't mean get it like that!" one of the clones screamed whispered.
"You there." One of the Naruto's whispered pointing at another clone, "Dispel Boss needs to know about this."
"Yes sir." The Naruto clone saluted and just before he dispelled he grumbled, "Why can't Rukia-chan hug me like that?"
Xx
"WHAT!" Naruto yelled spitting out his tea.
"Yes Naru-kun you just lost again."
"No I didn't mean that…" Naruto trailed off before looking back down at the game, "WHAT! I COULDN'T HAVE LOST! I have four aces!"
"I have a Royal Flush, which beats your four aces." Yoruichi stated calmly collecting the chips.
"Errr…. Not fair I'm just learning." Naruto pouted.
"So why were you saying what for earlier Naruto?" Yoruichi asked stacking up her poker chips.
"Did you know Rukia like rabbits? And all I have to do to get her to hug me is to buy her a rabbit?"
"No I didn't know that and Naru-kun you're bleeding."
"Huh," Naruto said looking over his body, "Where?"
"No Naru-kun that's a term meaning your cards are showing."
"Oh." Naruto said quickly pulling up his cards."
"It doesn't matter I saw them though."
"Why?"
"Cause I have three two's and a pair of jacks which beats your pair of ten."
"FUCK!"
Xx
"Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!" Kon yelled waving his arms around as he watched Rukia hug Kurōdo, "I thought you loved me the most, how can love be so cruel!"
Yeah! All the Naruto clones thought completely agreeing with Kon, If all we need to do is transform into a rabbit to be hugged like that then we'll as sure as hell do it!
"As much as I would like to Rukia I can't give you Kurōdo." Orhime face then turned thoughtful, "We both want the same bag… That means this is a love triangle."
"I want to be in the love triangle too!" Kon yelled jumping up and down.
US TOO!
Xx
Naruto's clone watched as the scene unfolded he was one of the three clones that followed the Bounts.
So far he only knew about three of those Bounts people… things. The man who seemed to be in charge was a man with white hair and red eyes, his name was something Jin. Well anyways Jin had said there were more Bounts and he was gathering them all together.
The woman Bount from earlier who was now identified as Yoshino was what Naruto gathered to be Jin's used-to-be-lover.
The man that had stopped the fight between Ichigo and Yoshino was Utigawa Ryō (whose only full name he was able to catch) and he seems to be Jin's not so loyal servant.
Watching them Naruto picked up the disgust Yoshino held for Jin, and Naruto couldn't blame her. He didn't even know the man, but it didn't take a genius to figure out something had twisted Jin into his ambition.
Using Genjutsu to mask his presence he followed Yoshino and Ryō as the left the meeting room. Ryō was leading her to where she would be held locked up since she wouldn't really cooperate.
Sticking to the ceiling on all fours Naruto watched as she was pushed into a storage room and was locked in.
"Dumbass you copy?" Naruto's clone whispered silently into his headset.
"Hai, hear you quietly and clear where are you Baka?"
Naruto and his clones made it an inside joke to talk to each other in code names. The original was obviously called Boss, and each clone would claim a stupid or dorkish name such as Sasuke, Baka, Idiot, and so on.
"I'm outside a room where they are keeping the Yoshino lady," Baka replied, "She doesn't seem to be loyal to the leader of the Bounts… So do we free her?"
"No." Dumbass replied, "I don't trust these Bounts loyal or not."
"I say we take a vote." Baka whispered, "Hot-head you there?"
"Hai."
"What do you think?"
"Sorry to say Baka, but I agree with Dumbass we can't take that chance of not only revealing ourselves, but also failing the mission we were giving by the Boss."
"I understand." Baka sighed, "So do we dispel now."
"Have you scanned the whole area already Hot-head?"
"Hai, I know exactly where we are located and where everything on the outside is."
"Baka have you gathered the Intel on the Bounts located here."
"Hai I know their appearance, their Reishi level, and what gender they are... And what size the women are."
"… Of course you'd study the last part."
"What can I say?" Hot-head smirked.
"Alright back to the subject," Dumbass said sighing, "I have pretty much mapped this whole places internal structure out in my head… So I guess we seal the headsets in the scroll and then dispel."
Xx
Naruto's clone Fish cake was the leader for spying on the Kurosaki's. And was right now holding in a laugh as he watched Ichigo and his father have their normal or not so normal fights which as usual involved a lot of kicking.
His eyes saddening a little bit as he watched them argue, Ichigo probably didn't know just how fortunate he was of having at least one of his parents alive…
Naruto would do almost anything do see his parents again, and watching Ichigo and his dad fight made it a little easier knowing behind all that fighting was sadness. The sadness was caused by Ichigo's mother's death…
How he knew it was kind of obvious with the huge poster of her in the living room.
Fish Cake stuck to the side of the wall listening as Ichigo and his friends conversed on their next room. He like his Boss found Ichigo's conversations with his friends amusing and oddly familiar.
During their whole conversation he found it hard to not comment, and to keep his chakra barely noticeable. This was hard for him, because even if he was a clone he still had a tremendous amount of chakra reserves, and to keep it suppressed for a long time was bothersome.
Fish cake stiffened before smirking at the presence making its way towards the Kurosaki Household.
Entering Renji.
Fish Cake chuckled when the said shinigami made himself known when he crashed through the window landing on the surprised Kurosaki Isshin.
Fish cake smile became even wider when he heard Rukia's plan for the next day.
They were going to wing it.
Omake: What the hell is an iPod!
Naruto stared at the device in his hands, he had bought it earlier from the money he got from the D-ranked missions he had been doing around town… Some of the older villagers paid tons of money just for him to help garden, or mow their lawn.
Naruto had bought this thing called an 'iPod' because he had seen teenagers use it with things called 'headphones' plugged in so they could listen to music.
The person at the store had explained to him the concept, and stuff, he even bought a ten dollar iTunes card to buy things called 'apps.'
Now all he needed was help on how to use this interesting device.
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"Alright!" Naruto smiled as a new game appeared on his screen.
He went through this whole tutorial thing, and now had gotten the hang of using the iSore as Naruto liked to call it… because he thought it was a pain in the ass to sign up for. He had to make a thingy called an 'email' to even make something called an account… So Kami help the creator of the iPod if this thing wasn't worth his damn precious time..
"I am going to totally beat this game." Naruto smirked, "Whose better at Fruit Ninja than a the Orange Hokage! That's right NO ONE!"
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"DIE BITCHES!" Naruto yelled slicing the fruit with his fingers, "Hell yes 605 fruits destroyed, who's the best Hokage ever!"
"NARUTO!"
"Oi." Naruto winced, "Oh hey Yoruichi."
"What are you doing making all this noise at two in the fucking morning!"
"Playing Fruit Ninja."
"What?"
"Let me show you Yoruichi-chan." Naruto smirked holding up his iPod, "You're going to love it."
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Soifon stared at the two her expression blank.
Naruto awkwardly scratched his head yawning, "So that's what happened…"
Soifon slowly reached for her Zanpakto, "So let's summarize what you just told me shall we."
"Mmkay." Naruto slurred blinking to stay awake.
"First of all you bought an 'iPod."
"Hai."
"Then you played that iPod waking Yoruichi-sama from her precious sleep at two in the morning."
"Mmmmhm."
"And then you two stayed up the whole night playing the 'iPod,' and now since you both are so tired we have to put the investigation on hold."
"Hai."
"…"
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"GWAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Ichigo jumped slightly at his desk, "What the hell was that!"
So yeah things are getting close to the show down. Anyway hope you enjoyed and stuff….
I came up with the nick name things because I didn't want to keep saying Naruto's clone this and Naruto's clone that… so yeah.
Also I am making a story called Naruto meets iPod apps, and Bleach meets the iPod…
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Also I WAS planning on making this a twenty chapter story... but now I am extending it :) or :( for some of you.
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To you… And in case you're wondering that's me throwing a ping pong table at you.
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