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And, yes, I know this isn't how Ginny acts in the books, but this is how I want her to act, nowI didn't change anyone else that much so be HAPPY!
Harry is living on the streets with Siruis, until something happens. Then, he has to move in with the Weasleys. The first thing he notices is the red head in the corner...Ginny? Things lead to things which will eventually lead to other things. The story is going to span from when he is three months old until I decide to kill him and I am not big on killing Harry so if you are going to read the whole fic you might want to go get some popcorn. R&R!
With that said the adults all began to move towards the back porch. Harry gave Sirius a 'what-the-hell?-You-are-deserting-me?' look, but Sirius didn't even seem to notice, he just kept on walking to the porch with the older Weasley family.
"So….," Ron began obviously looking for something appropriate to say, "How's the weather where you lived?"
"Ron, you dumbass, he lived like half an hour away." Ginny said hoping to get a smile out of Harry.
"You did?" Ron asked Harry, "Wow, wait Gin I thought that he lived on the erm….streets."
"Yeah, there are places like that around here, Ron. If you'd just stop being a selfish prat and open your eyes every once in a while." Ginny said in a harsh tone.
"Me? SELFISH?" Ron began, his voice rising, "There is NOONE and dammit I mean no one more selfish or spoiled than you on this whole planet."
As if this fight wasn't awkward enough for Harry, Fred chose this moment to run in the room with a pair of pink, flaming, boxer shorts on his head.
"Holy shit! Holy shit! Get them off my head! GEORGGEEEEE!" Fred yelled as he ran around the room.
This was too much for Ron and Ginny and they immediately hit the floor laughing. Harry just stood there wondering if it would be impolite on his part to laugh. Also, should he get the underwear off of Fred's head? He knew a spell that would have the fire out in about two seconds, he just wasn't sure if it was his place to do anything.
Before he had a chance to make up his mind, George ran into the room with a handful of thongs.
"Hey, Fred, maybe you can try to smother the fire with these!" George managed to yell in between fits of laughter
At this Ron laughed harder, but Ginny, on the other hand, stopped laughing.
"Don't even think about it George!" she yelled jumping up off the floor. "Those are mine! And if mum walks in here and sees those, she's going to be very mad!"
"Why?" George asked, "Is it because she doesn't know that ickle-Ginnikins doesn't still wear the teddy bear granny-panties her poor old mum buys her?"
"GEORGE!" Ginny began, highly embarrassed that he had just said that in front of this cute guest they had in their house.
Ginny was about to say some things that I can not put in this story because I rated it T, when Molly opened the door.
"WHAT IN THE NAME OF LIVING HELL IS GOING ON HERE?" Molly roared.
It had to be a sight to see, everyone had frozen in their tracks at the sight of Mrs. Weasley, except Fred who was still running in circles, with the pink, flaming, boxers on his head, screaming, "Holy mother of fuck! GET THEM OFF!"
Ron was lying in a weird position on the ground because he had stopped laughing when Molly had entered the house. Ginny was on George's back, still trying to hide the thongs and Harry was just standing in the midst of it dumbfounded.
Molly muttered the spell Harry had been thinking of earlier and the flames went out, causing Fred to fall down in relief.
"What happened here?" Molly asked them just as Sirius and Arthur walked in.
"Holy shi- I mean…. Hey..kids. What game are you playing?" asked Sirius with a startled look on his face.
"What happened here?" Molly asked again and everyone (except Harry) began talking at once.
"No….no…everyone shut up……." Arthur said, still calm, "Harry, you don't look like you had anything to do with it, what happened?"
Harry, startled that Arthur had asked him, stalled a few seconds before he began talking. "Well, I was ummm…standing here…just uhhh….talking to Ron….when Fred…no George…or was it Fred? Well, anyways, when the twin with the erm…..under garments….on his head….ran in the room."
"And why were the boxers on fire?" Arthur asked George.
"Well, you see, I was trying to charm a pair of Fred's boxers to feel as if they were burning when he put them on, but they ended up actually burning." Fred explained.
"Uhhhhh….." sighed Ginny in an exasperated tone, "You two are sooo immature! Why do you have pink panties anyways?"
"They are not panties, they are boxers!" Fred began, then, with a smile growing on his face, he added, "I don't think that you are in the right place to be saying anything about my underwear."
Ginny's cheeks flushed a deep red before she said to Molly, "Mum, Hermione will be here any minute now! Can I go upstairs?"
"Yes," Molly began, "What ever you want. In fact, all of you go! Get! Go to your rooms! Except you Harry. I am sooo sorry you had to see this, and on your first day here, you kids should be ashamed of yourselves. Why don't you come back out on the porch with the civilized people, while all of you," she looked at the twins, Ron, and Ginny, "go get ready for bed."
'Oh God,' Harry thought, "Now I get to go answer a bunch of annoying questions.'
With one last glance behind him at Ginny,thenwalked out the door.
This was just a funny lil chapter to get everyone's moods up!
Yesterday's Question of the Day: Should Harry be a singer? The answer for that was most obviously 'HOLY SHITNO!'
Question of the day: Should Harry be a really good writer/poet?
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Gothica122 : Thanks. I loved the constructive critisism in ur review. I didn't think the people were that out of character ( except Ginny, who will be NOTHING like she is book)And don't worry I won't make him a singer!
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