To the Land of Maple Syrup and Hockey

by CrazySauce202

To improve international relations, the provinces and territories have to join a pen pal project. Well, either that or Canada likes being able to boss people around. The only problem is that they don't have anyone to write to! You can help them, right? Contains QuOn, maybe future PruCan, ManitobaxBC, NSxNB, and/or NewfiexNunny? Rated because Quebec is French. IAMP characters used.

4. Bornholm 1

Hej Jean,

I was just wondering how you have been doing. I hope this letter finds you well, I have heard it has been very harsh over where you live this year. Bummer. It has been moderately cold all year over on this side of earth. Do you still smoke, if so I can send over some of there special cigarettes my people make. They are pretty good. I think I've taken enough of your time, so farvel, my Jean 3

From,
Danish province Bornholm

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Bonjour Bornholm.

It's been quite a while since we last spoke, oui? I am fine for the most part, though these stupide anglais are as insufferable as always. It has been pretty bad over here, but ce n'est rien que je ne peut pas endurer – it's nothing I can't handle. I would willingly take the cold instead of the summer heat. I do still smoke, but if you're sending the kind of cigarettes I think you're sending, BC is likely to steal them when she finds out we've all been 'borrowing' from her stash, so make sure to send lots, s'il vous plait. Feel free to write to me whenever you wish. You're a good distraction from all the idiots surrounding me.

~ Jean Tremblay, la province de Québec