Disclaimer: Naruto

The List of Uchiha

Sasuke P.O.V

Naruto started cleaning my stuff in the hallway working his way around. Why was I making Naruto clean my house? For a number of reasons one: I had to clean my house last time he made a mess, two: I needed to recap on a couple of things, and third: I just like messing with him. All right let's see I wigged out and fell asleep in my tub. I cried like a weakling yet I don't feel that way. I don't feel weak, embarrassed, I don't feel like I did anything wrong Naruto didn't even make fun of me for it. In fact, he had wanted me to open up to him. I feel refreshed as if I started over I think its okay now. I think I'm stronger.

Narrator P.O.V

Sasuke looked out at Naruto who was cleaning the glass off the floor. Naruto pouted at Sasuke expecting him to smirk. Instead, he was greeted with a sincere smile. Naruto softened and smiled back understanding what Sasuke was going through without asking him. Sasuke jumped off the bed and went to help the blonde birdbrain. The two cleaned occasionally throwing things at each other, ducking behind things, and just goofing off like normal teens would. The best part of it Sasuke didn't feel weird about acting his age anymore, Sasuke hadn't completely given up his ways he was just turning it down a bit to a human level. Of course he was still the arrogant, perfect bastard everyone knew and loved he was just painting his world a different color a brighter sunshine yellow.

Kiba P.O.V

Akamaru and I were walking down the path I had decided to apologize to Naruto mostly, because my mom found out I laughed at him and well I like Naruto his actually pretty cool. He always keeps going and I have to respect him he just kept pulling out surprises I mean jeez at the chunnin exam he wiped the floor with me and Neji! Kakashi told me to check at Sasuke's place no doubt. They always hung out I guess Sasuke needs one friend, but I'm somewhat nervous I mean he's scary then Shino. Then again, neither of them is scary then that sand kid what's his name? Guru, Guar, aw I'm not so good with names.

"Hey um Naruto," I said when I saw him and Sasuke sitting on the steps of the mansion. Whoa, I didn't think it was that big I stopped being impressed though when Sasuke started staring at me like was going to get me. I shook and Akamaru whimpered hiding behind me.

"Hey Kiba what's up?" Naruto greeted grinning as if he had won a pot of gold. Thank goodness, Naruto was the one I was seeing he always seemed to lighten the air.

"You aren't upset about me laughing at you man is you, you just looked ridiculous. I mean you know I really shouldn't have laughed you kind of looked upset anyways." I said the Uchiha stared at me suspiciously; I fidgeted. How could Naruto not be frightened of him?

"No problem I probably would have laughed too!" he laughed loudly. I sighed relieved he wasn't one to hold a grudge after all. Sasuke was another story, he glared at me I thought beams were going to come from his eyes and strangle me.

"If your done leave," he said speaking as cold as ever.

"Aw be nice Sasuke, Kiba is sorry he just was fooling around," Sasuke just stared at Naruto for a moment. Stoics face meeting oblivious sunshine.

"Hn," he just agreed just like that after everything he just let's me go about my business. I could have written Uchiha sucks on a wall and he wouldn't lay a finger on me if Naruto begged him. Then again…

"I guess I'll see later! Bye Naruto, bye Sasuke," I was going to get out of there and fast!

Naruto P.O.V

"Come on Sasuke let's go!" Iruka said the place was open and I promised Sasuke I'd show him, so we where on our way there. I'd figured it'd cheer him up.

"Can I know where we're going?" Sasuke was being stubborn and was walking slow as a snail just to piss me off. He said that he was never going anywhere with me if I kept dragging him. I didn't drag him that much and if he didn't go so slowly maybe, I wouldn't have to!

"We're almost there and would be there if you would hurry up!"

"And, miss the chance to see you so pissed no way," I pouted Sasuke is so mean.

"Look there it is!" I said pointing to the small boat with the name Cage Melina written on the side.

"We're going on a boat ride?"

"Yeah it was really fun when Iruka took me, but we don't have to if you don't want to,"

"We all ready walked all the way out here," he said smiling as he walked past me to the boat.

"Yes let's go!"

Sasuke P.O.V

Naruto, as expected was leaning out the side of the boat trying to play with the fish in the water. He was like a little kid fascinated with everything we saw. The boat was on a small river that floated around the edge of Konoha limits. The man running the boat in the back watching the engine charged us a small amount to ride so of course I paid since dobe had forgotten his wallet. The boat went under many sakura trees with the blue sky peeking through the branches. It was very relaxing I was looking up with the breeze blowing a chilly air that made me shiver at first. Then it all ended abruptly when Naruto splashed water in my face, freezing water I might add.

"Naruto what's the big idea," he was laughing and pointing.

"Ha ha, watching gonna do huh Sasuke?" that's it he's dead.

"This!" I splashed water in his face we both started a water fight then the man told us to cut it out.

"Well if we can't finish this here well have to go elsewhere," he grew nervous. I started toward him.

"No! No Sasuke no-," He was in the water with a big splash, but caught me right after, and we both fell into the cold autumn water. A fish had landed in Naruto's shirt and he started dancing to get it out. I started laughing and when he finally got the fish out, the fish smacked him with its tail in the face. He then looked around scared and ducked around the back of me.

"What are you doing?"

"Hiding the worlds about to end you just laughed," I stared at him insulted and wondered if he was serious or not.

"Whatever," I got out and stood waiting for him on the riverbank. I was glad the river was shallow. I shivered and Naruto sneezed.

"Let's gggettt soooomme nneww clothessssss," Naruto chattered out. I nodded as we headed to his house.

Hideyoshi P.O.V

I saw Naruto and someone else walking with him down the streets. I had seen a bird this morning that had reminded me of my friend in England, so I felt generous.

"Naruto, hey Naruto!" he turned around waving running.

"Naruto how would you like if I treated you and your friend to ice cream?"

"Oh boy!" he jumped "Hey Sasuke you here that oh wait you don't like sweet stuff,"

"Oh that's too bad," I said then the boy who Naruto had called Sasuke looked at me and said, "Vanilla is fine,"

"Ok all settle let's go," Naruto leading the way as Sasuke slowed down to walk beside me. He looked up at me staring at me looking me over. He sure didn't seem to like me much. I thought I should be friendly.

"Hi, I'm Hideyoshi Tahashi," I bowed and held out me hand as we continued to walk. He just looked at my hand as if he was burning it with his eyes.

"How long have you known Naruto?" he asked surprising me, so he could talk.

"Since I left Konoha, when he was about five," He flinched. "He's interesting isn't he? Never ceases to amaze me, he's an adorable little ball of sunshine huh?" his head jerked up to meet my eyes I stared into the dark abyss. Did this boy…

"Hideyoshi, what flavor do you want?" Naruto screamed standing at the ice cream stand.

"Anything's fine," I answered turning back to Sasuke. Naruto soon rejoined us with the ice cream in hand.

"Hey guys, so what's up?"

"Oh Naruto, you know have I ever told you when I...

Narrator P.O.V

Naruto listened intently, wide eyed as Hideyoshi told him about some countries and situations he had been stuck in. While Sasuke silently wish the man would shut up or be hit by a truck either one was good. He was, so sincere and big brother to Naruto it made Sasuke sick. He and Naruto swapped stories laughing. Hideyoshi would keep blowing his hair out from his eyes every five minutes it'd drive Sasuke crazy. Then Hideyoshi hugged Naruto and knuckled his head. That was it! Sasuke stood up from the bench they we're sitting on.

"Good bye Naruto," Naruto watched confused as he walked away.

"Hey Naruto?" Hideyoshi said curiously. "You and that Sasuke guy sure seem to get along."

"Yeah sometimes, he always picks on me though," Naruto, said sticking a tongue out at the air where sasuke had exited.

"Well you know that could be his way of showing affection," Naruto pouted shaking his head in disagreement.

"He likes watching me get upset, he even said so," Hideyoshi grinned.

"I think he picks on you because he likes you," Naruto turned red.

"Sasuke no way! What are you crazy that'd make him…?"

"Gay," He finished for him, "Yeah will I guess he is no big deal."

"No big deal! It's Sasuke Uchiha you're talking about and you think he's gay!"

"I also think he likes you remember?" he said smiling.

"That's insane even… even if was gay he never like me. Me!"

"I don't see why not I mean think about it your best friends, you get along- ,"

"STOP! Your nuts, I'm mean c'mon he has to restore his clan,"

"Naruto, people are born gay. Not to mention you should be more worried how you feel," Naruto sat in awe as his hero who had just called his best gay got up and walked away.

Naruto P.O.V

Okay he's nuts. I mean Sasuke being gay; liking me, it's just weird. Then again, he does act weird he's rejected every girl that has asked him out. Maybe I should look into this. Just a little I mean its Hideyoshi, he thinks so much outside the box he doesn't even know there is a box. I'll just go to Sasuke and check it out, yeah.

I found him halfway to his house. "Hey Sasuke!"

"Naruto I thought you were with him,"

"Yeah well Hideyoshi had to leave,"

"Oh,"

"So, what do you think of um him?"

"To be honest I find him annoying,"

"Huh, why he's like the coolest guy I ever met!"

"Hn, he's not that great," I wonder why he doesn't like him? Well back to the question at hand, how can I figure out if he's gay which he probably isn't? Then it hit me, I got an idea thank you Sakura!

"What's the matter if the person isn't as pretty as you don't like them?"

"Are you trying to start something?" he said looking at me ready to fight back. Okay I have to be more careful with what I say some words will make him think I'm insulting him. However, it's very hard not to call him girly.

"No, I'm just uh making observations," I said very slowly I was never good at thinking on my feet.

"Whatever," he said losing interest I let out a sigh phew I thought he caught on to me. This more difficult then I thought I'm going to need some more help with this. I said goodbye and began to plot. Tomorrow was going to be an interesting day.

Tbc