Author's note: I wrote this while chatting with a very good friend of mine, and so we got the idea to turn into a crack fic. I'm very sorry it's so short( and that I spelled people's names wrong) but if you want to add more details or something message me first cause I'll want to read it! Mwahahahahaha!
- Scarf of theobsessedmoronsociety
How Bella Swan Died Horribly
( and no one cared because she's an annoying Marry sue and how the world was saved)
Once upon a time there was a girl named Bella Swan. She was a lazy, unhelpful, whiny, repulsive little brat. She gave a bad name to girl characters so the gods of...Censorship sent there best female warriors to fight this menace. There was Heriomie Granger, Sakura Hinsomething, Yuri, Leenalee, Yuripee, Hinata, Alice Cullen, Rosalie Cullen and many others who I could include but you wouldn't get the reference. anyway, they all travelled to Forks and killed Bella...and Edward out of spite. The evils eliminated the Gods of Censorship were please and granted the girls immortality. The girls became know as heroes and lived happily ever after.
The End.