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The List of Uchiha

Narrator P.O.V

Sasuke Uchiha stood dripping wet outside his shower, steam flowing about the room as he felt his muscles relax and loosen. At this time, Sasuke looked in the mirror and blushed as he saw he had not stopped smiling since he arrived home. He couldn't control it, he bit his bottom lip, he thought he must look like a love-sick fool, or was as close to it as possible with Sasuke even though he was exaggerating it a little, he shook his head making his bangs stick to the sides of his face. He scowled his normal scowl and then frowned, because currently his scowl looked foreign to his face somehow. Why did he look weird scowling, it was his best facial expression now it made him gave the impression of being some loser. Then he noticed something else his eyes they looked soft, normally his eyes gave an empty look that only darkened when he glared, this new look remind him of the look in his mother's eyes when she was in the company of his father. He frowned recalling her, though he didn't look back in the mirror, his eyes regained some of their blankness.

At this time something Sasuke has never figured out occurred, a picture of team 7 fell off it's place on his dresser, which was all the way back by the wall and toward the center. Sasuke knelt down to pick up the framed memory, when he looked toward his blond comrade in the picture and it happened all over again. He felt soft as a warm feeling filled his chest he bit his lip to keep from smiling again, but could feel the corner's of his mouth tug up. 'No, no, aw damn it,' Sasuke thought as his mouth finally gave in. As he turned away from the picture and then the thought of his plan popped up and he was able to smirk. Now to some Sasuke's plan may seem small but for an Uchiha like Sasuke it was a great deal.

Meanwhile Shikamaru who had been running all day and night arrived at Suna tired, but not willing to rest. He took out the authorization from the Hokage to the Suna guards who opened the gates. Of course, Shikamaru knew he should immediately report to the Kazekage, but…, 'A few minutes of rest wouldn't hurt,' Shikamaru reasoned as he lay out on the marble fountain in the center of the city plaza. The minutes turned to hours as Shikamaru turned to sleep and then to cloud gazing. Since the lazy shinobi had entered Suna that morning he was little surprised to see the sun setting over the top of the city. 'Oh, man what a drag,' he thought as he headed to the Kazekage. After all the 'troublesome paper work,' he turned toward his goal.

"Shikamaru?" Temari asked not sure if she had recognized the chakra to the right person. "Oh Shikamaru, it is you, how are you?" she said a bit confused as to why the teen was here.

"Hello Temari, I'd love to talk, but I need you to come back with me to Konoha,"

"Why what's wrong?"

"I'll explain on the way,"

"Oh, all right," she said not bothering to hide her disappointment.

"What's wrong, now?" Shikamaru said stepping toward his annoyed looking friend.

"I just I-," she was cut off by Shikamaru kissing her. He knew what was wrong as she kissed back he had missed her too. However, since Temari was stubborn and rougher then most girls she wouldn't say it just like that. She and Shikamaru spoke better through actions they had silently discovered this at the chunnin exam.

"Go, get packed you might be with us for a while," she nodded smiling as she felt content with the transaction. He watched and sighed as she walked off with a slight spring in her step, "Troublesome girl," he whispered with a smile.

"What are you doing here?" a deep scratched voice originating itself from the left room. Shikamaru shivered inwardly, but quickly turned to face the redheaded weirdo. "You're from the leaf village right?" "Nara, yes you're the one who was against my sister,"

"Yeah hope you don't mind if I borrow her?" Shikamaru turned with a serious exterior. Garra glared with a small growl building in his chest. When Temari bounded in, and frowned at the scene.

"Garra, I'm going to Konoha to fix some things," she said almost as if asking a question. The room was dead silent waiting for Garra to move he was still staring at Shikamaru, the hair stood up on his neck as Temari felt tension grow. Nothing moved Shikamaru would've gulped if he weren't afraid the motion would set off the red's killer intent, so he stood there looking stern and held his breath.

"Hm," Garra nodded as he turned and went back into the room. Both let out their breath and felt relief spread slowly, and the two left quickly in case Garra change his mood.

Naruto P.O.V

I hadn't seen Sasuke all day, but he left a note saying he was going to meet Shikamaru halfway. I had gotten nervous we didn't know if we were too late for the fan girl meeting, but with the only two other people who knew about it were out of town I was an easy target and wasn't scared no I was just uh nervous yeah I was just a little nervous. But, appreciation to someone up above, because a fan girl flyer hit me in the face causing me to fall and accidentally brush against a woman's behind. I was beaten senseless, but happy I had gotten information we so desperately needed. "Okay let's see!"

Fan Girl Meeting, Date: 11/13, Time: 2:30 pm, Things to be discussed/rules:, Sasuke and Naruto's relationship, The Separation, No Hurting Naruto/rule, No Crowding Sasuke/rule, The Set Up, The Naruto Fan Club, and P.S. This invitation gets you in to the meeting at my house so don't show it to anyone!

Naruto Fan Club! "Whoa," I whisper then laugh hehehehe ha teme I can compete with you see your not the only cool one! Well I guess we might not need Temari after all. Then again, Shikamaru will keep her busy! I never knew I could be so well liked; I smiled softly knowing that even if they hadn't liked me Sasuke would have. I never noticed how much I liked Sasuke until now I used to resent him, but now I can't picture life without him. Stupid teme….

"Naruto, we have a problem," Sasuke busted in making me jump. He ran back out and I followed outside were the problem became obvious.

"What's a scrawny girl like you want with it," Temari was in a fighting stance with her left arm draped behind her back ready to draw her fan.

"How dare you call me scrawny you outsider!" Ino spit back stepping forward attaining a kunai. The two stood facing off in the street ready to swoop on each other.

"Those are words of war are you ready to take the burden of starting a war between the villages,"

"You know what this is about," Ino sprung forward to be two feet away from Temari. She kicked as Temari ducked and popped her in the mouth Ino raised her guard. I started to get edgy if they actually used weapons we would have to get involved the villagers were probably getting ready for bed and if they heard noise they'd come out and could get in the way.

"Uh, what's going on?" I ask either Sasuke or Shikamaru standing on either side of me. They have the same look of helplessness as me.

"I walked into town with Temari and Ino and her started going at it, how troublesome," we all nod and watch on the side lines as the girls start bashing heads they were blocking blows mostly as they started spitting out insults.

"So, it's a cat fight?" I ask looking toward Shikamaru who I had a sneaking suspicion was what the fight was about.

"Yeah, I finally get popular enough to have someone like me and they fight over me in such a troublesome manner," This time we nod in sympathy. Then Ino throws a kunai, we are quick to react and restrain them both just as Temari was pulling out their fan. Shikamaru and I have Temari we are holding her shoulders and I'm slightly in front of her with my left foot. While Sasuke has, Ino and was pulling her arms back at the elbows and pulls her back a step.

"I think it's time Temari and us get down to business, if you don't mind Ino?" I smile as we try to pull them father apart. Ino regained normally posture and wiped spit from her mouth.

"This isn't over," and she stuck her nose in the air and walked off making Temari shake with angry. I loosened my grip on her feeling nervous she was scary. Scratch that all girls are scary!

Shikamaru P.O.V

Man, I just got back and they had to start a fight over me, what a drag. I was worn out and thankful for Naruto's couch. Naruto handed Temari an ice pack for her neck where Ino had kneed her. I again noticed Naruto's apartment being cleaner then what I have pictured it was only mildly dirty. However, the smell surpassed that easily enough.

"Well it doesn't seem like they want to hurt Naruto, but they defiantly don't want us hanging together, stupid girls," Sasuke said looking over some flyer Naruto had gotten which I guessed went with that bruise on his cheek. Sasuke handed the flyer to me it smelled like perfume and was written in fancy letters. I looked it over and sighed just when I thought I had gotten cooler then Naruto what a drag. I hand the paper to Temari next to me.

"So, are you guys going to tell me what's going on? Why you brought me all the way out here?"

"Right there in your hand, that's your invitation," I say not wanting to take time and explain this.

"Okay so wait Naruto and Sasuke are-,"

"NO!" they both again freak.

"The fan girls are getting wild and jealous over nothing," I spoke trying to put it all together for her, "We just want to make sure and prevent any rash behavior. We want you to crash Ino's meeting and find out what's going on though it doesn't seem too violent anymore,"

"So, you just want to hear a bunch a girl's gossip eh?" /sweat drop/ "Well she has it coming alright I'm in,"

"Yes, I have a chance of surviving and living peacefully!" Naruto fist punched and screamed predictably we at that we all laughed at Naruto's behavior.

"What is everyone laughing at?" Naruto pouted and we just laughed louder even Sasuke chuckled a little which made me get uneasy. I walked Temari to the hotel she was going to be staying at while she was here. She and I walked touching shoulders the whole way.

Sasuke P.O.V

Shikamaru and Temari left leaving Naruto and me alone. I cleared my throat and Naruto looked up I looked away. 'NO I have to do this at least once I didn't come here for nothing,' I stood nervously. "I guess I'll go now too," I said acting emotionalist like always. I felt him stand quickly

"I'll walk you to the door,"

"Hn,"

I stood once again facing him in the doorway this must have been the seventh time, but this time I knew what I supposed to do. I kept myself a space away he looked down avoiding my gaze I wasn't going to do that anymore. "Naruto," I called he started looking up okay this is it my heart raced I closed my eyes. I leaned in and I quickly pecked him on the lips. I pulled away he stared at me wide eyed and blushing. I had to admit he looked…cute… There that's better I did it I kissed him and I- he leaned up and… He kissed me I mean he kissed me back I mean he still is. Now it's my turn to blush, damn Naruto. I'm supposed to be the dominate one. He's usually, so skittish…

"Do you… want spend the night?" ok he's not skittish.

Tbc

Okay don't get your hopes up no big lemons I'm not comfortable writing them, but I might make an innocent one, besides they're only about 14. I hope it's not too corny. I'm trying my best I hope its good enough.