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The List of Uchiha

Narrator P.O.V

"What in the world…" Tsunade proclaimed while she processed seeing the long sought after ninja asleep in the arms of another dark haired ninja.

"Well they sure patch things up quickly," Kakashi said following the stunned hokage.

"Yeah," she sighed, "I suppose I should have anticipated this," she said walking over to the bed with the intention of waking up the two.

"Hn," Sasuke awoke with sharingan apparently functioning properly.

"Sasuke, good to see your alert," Tsunade said smiling while the Uchiha let his eyes return to their standard dark black. Then they turned to annoying glare as they fell upon Kakashi.

"Yo," was the only reply to his pupils glower.

"What now?" Sasuke grumbled quietly.

"We came to do some tests, and we were searching for that one there,"

"What kind of test,"

"Physiological, just a few, but very long," She bent over to check Sasuke's vitals, but when she went to touch Naruto, Sasuke moved him away slightly, quickly. "Sasuke, I need to test Naruto as well," Sasuke reluctantly allowed the blond be awakened. He watched as Naruto yawned rubbing his eyes resembling a small child.

"Ah- Tsunade granny you! Oh yeah I was supposed to report to you huh?" Naruto rubbed the back of his head then looked down, as he knew he was busted.

"Yes, I believe something like that was expected. You want to let know why ten of my best anbu showed up looking like some kids ART PROJECT! YOU LITTLE BRAT!"

The ranting continued, to everyone's displeasure, for what seemed like forever, finally after some coxing from Kakashi Tsunade calmed down and Naruto escaped with only a few major injuries. The testing began with Sasuke they escorted Naruto to the hallway by bribing him with ramen to which Sasuke claimed was a 'dirty trick.'

"Okay let's start by dissecting the emotions tied to the incident," in other words they wanted to know to be noisy and butt into Sasuke's business. Nonetheless he obliged by giving a small 'Hn,' as an okay to continue. "Now, I need you to answer these yes, or no questions and that means not with another smart ass question," damn they knew him too well. "Were you in a relationship with Naruto Uzumaki," Sasuke rolled his eyes at the obvious answer this was practically a rhetorical question at this point, but he nodded. "Good, did you feel pressured to be in this relationship?" Sasuke thought about it for a small fraction of a second and shook his head no. "Did you want to be in this relationship?" Sasuke almost scoffed but refrained and nodded once more. "Were you attracted to, or view Naruto in a family way," 'I never had an interest with making out with my family, no,' Sasuke bit his tongue to keep himself from saying it out loud as he shook his head hard for her to see. "Did you ever come into contact with Naruto in an amorous way," Naruto jumped as he heard a loud thump come from the room, which was Sasuke hitting his head on the table. "I know this seems stupid and embarrassing, but its important now answer the question," Tsunade said as she grimaced when Sasuke picked up his head from the now cracked bedside table and saw blood come from his kill me now face. He nodded "Did you participate with Naruto in sexual activities?" she winced as another louder bang, followed by a no, was heard throughout the hospital. "Did you feel the urge to do-," The next few questions were followed by loud cracks and bangs until the Uchiha was finished with the first round of questioning.

Gulp "What happened in there?" Naruto asked nervously as he saw Sasuke come out with bandages and an icepack attached to his sore head. He saw Sasuke was being carried around, Kakashi said he had a temper tantrum when Naruto questioned.

"Hn," was all that was returned. Naruto trembled as he was called in he looked back to the flushed Sasuke holding his head and then to the anbu holding the door open signaling for Naruto to enter. Swallowing hard Naruto entered the room jumpy as he noticed the furniture such as the bed, table, door, and the wall behind them was smashed. Naruto sat in the small black chair that was brought in.

"I have a small list of yes and no questions hopefully you'll fair better then the Uchiha," Naruto calmed down a little when she started, "You and Sasuke were in a relationship," she said stating as a question that sounded more like a statement, "Yeah," Naruto put simply. Naruto answered the question as the Uchiha had until they got to the third question, when he asked what amorous meant then replied with a nod and blush. 'At least he's quiet when it comes to these questions no matter, how embarrassing they are they need to be answered. Some people when put in their situations were known to use people as sexual outlets since their minds are so warped and delusional, their views on life become that way as well,'

The questions on their motives, views, on their relationship and partners continued. To the second round where they were allowed to explain what happened. Which had follow-up when in the third round they had to explain every emotion from start to finish, which in Sasuke's case was easier said then done he took three times as long on that set. Next, they had to go trough questioning and some consoling on their issues on families and life style. When all testing was finished the two were worn and ready for bed as they had been testing for about six hours. They were each submitted to different rooms, which didn't sit well with them. They had just got to see each other again and wanted to sort things out, but do to the questioning procedures they weren't allowed.

Naruto P.O.V

Sasuke didn't hate me, he loved me I was, so happy. I hated all the testing they made me go through though. I hope I answered correctly I was never too good at tests. 'I wonder what Sasuke answered; did they give him the same questions?' I probably would have thought more if my door didn't open a crack I shot up. I saw Tsunade standing in front of the door clipboard in hand smirking.

"No more test granny I'm tired," I said while I turned over on the bed to face the wall.

"I wasn't planning to test you," I turned back over to see her sitting on the bed I'm confused.

"Then what do you want?"

"You, dobe," I gasp as a puff of smoke flies out to show Sasuke sitting next to me.

"Sasuke! We're not supposed to see each other," I say waving my arms in fear of being caught.

"That's funny I don't remember us being ones to follow orders," he scooted closer.

"Wait Sasuke what about you know?" I didn't want sasuke to hurt by regretting me anymore.

He sighed, "Look, we'll figure something out later, I can't not be with you I would literally go in insane," I nodded knowing we were stuck together whether we want it or not and did we ever want it.

"I missed you teme,"

"Likewise dobe," we started laughing until tears streamed down our faces. I noticed how much I loved his laugh and I noticed how creepy it was too but I loved it more. Then I stared in his eyes and noticed how much it hurt not being his I kissed him to let him know he was mine for good.

Tbc

Okay as you, probably noticed Sasuke is freer that's all part of his growth as a character that's the way it is. Now, I never ask, but do you want this to be an mpreg story? I need to know soon your choice okay bye!