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Warning: naughty language

The List of Uchiha

Narrator P.O.V

Shikamaru wanted to hurry home and be scolded by his mother yes that's right he was so freaked he actually wanted to be told what to do and nagged into the ground. 'I'll just hide out for a couple of days I'll avoid everyone completely especially Uchiha, no wait. They'll search for him I have to cover for him, but how?' the running ninja shook his head contemplating not exactly paying attention and running into a person that reminded him fate's a bitch. He looked up at the slightly twinge looking Sasuke he looked him up and down in disbelief at his luck he noticed that even worse that he was carrying one of Naruto's shirt in one hand and a shopping bag in the other arm. He realized where he was going immediately; he racked his brain for a reasonable course of action. 'What a flippen drag!' he thought. 'Okay think this out carefully Sasuke is an overprotective, antisocial, freak of nature teenage boy how can I distract him?' Then an idea hit Shikamaru so hard he sneezed.

"Sorry, about that," Shikamaru said with an unbelievable energetic tone in his voice that Sasuke blinked confusedly "I see you are heading to Naruto's good for you, but I have to say that Naruto isn't home," Shikamaru felt slight guilt at the back of his head, but this was his only means of escape for now. Sasuke had a renewed interest at the mention of his beau. Sasuke moved his eyebrows to hint to continue. "I met him earlier today and said that some perverted sage was rescuing him from some guy who was hitting on him," before poor Shikamaru could continue with his ploy Sasuke was upon him like a hawk holding the front of his shirt red glare piercing ever nerve in his body. "He said that he was leaving and he wouldn't tell me where and to tell you goodbye and if you want to know where he went to ask his stalker or something like that," Shikamaru quickly spat out silently praying as Uchiha loosened his grip processing the lie. Sasuke was gone before Shikamaru's bottom hit pavement. Shikamaru had lied to draw attention off him and Naruto by using a fake stalker as an excuse for his absence and since Jiraiya had just left Konoha recently he could say Naruto left with him to lose the 'shadow'. Meanwhile Sasuke would be on a wild goose chase and being the jealousy boy, he would check any source of affection of Naruto that was suspicious. Though Shikamaru knew, he would find nothing or something and would return to question him once more during the time before hand he must keep everyone away from Naruto's apartment and the knowledge that he left under mysterious circumstances.

Sasuke knew just who to check first he hadn't observed any strange behavior from the man to Naruto when he was with him last but he had to be sure i.e. he was going to use this as a way to be able to pulverize him. 'Bastard will have no mercy!' Sasuke thought menacingly smirking. Sasuke never tried to see any thing good about Hideyoshi because he was always blinded by envy and insecurities at his closeness to Naruto naturally he saw him as a rival. And anyone who knew anything about Sasuke knew how serious he took rivalry. He spotted Hideyoshi under a tree in his stupid coat that Naruto had found fascinating he'd show that coat his place on day he thought as he pretended to walk over casually. From his pervious observations Sasuke knew that as a 'jolly,' person Hideyoshi would recognize him and call him over happily 'what an asshole,'. Sasuke proceeded with absolute emotionless written on his face passing the man waiting for the greeting he knew all to well was coming and turned his head in archeologist's direction as his name was shouted or close enough. "Hey Suzuki! Hey come over here you little weirdo!" Sasuke twitched insulted at the man's memory and term of affection, 'die, die, die!' Sasuke chanted in his head with each step he took closer.

"My name is Sasuke and you may call me Uchiha," Sasuke replied coldly as he stood in front of the man glaring with all his might adding emphases on some words to try to give an air of superiority. At first, he thought he had succeeded as Hideyoshi frowned, but then chuckled and slapped Sasuke on the back knocking the wind out of him with surprising force.

"You little kidder you, you sure are a sly one!" Sasuke gasped trying to regain himself and if he weren't out of breath, he would have killed the man right then and there. "Hey, have you seen my little blond-wonder I was looking for him!" Sasuke immediately stood up right with dark narrowed eyes.

"Naruto, is out of town, because someone was bothering him any idea who?" Sasuke hinted toward the man.

"Nope can't say I do, but I can see why he's such little cutie!" At this moment, you could probably guess what sasuke intended to do with Hideyoshi's neck. Sadly, Sasuke missed as Hideyoshi strolled away unexpectedly causing Sasuke fell in an undignified manner to the ground. "Hey, spend the day with me c'mon," oh yes Sasuke would defiantly spend the days with him until the found a nice private area with no witness oh I mean interruptions. Sasuke followed obediently with killer intent.

Naruto P.O.V

'The bastard I'll give them a piece of my mind,' I keep repeating thoughts of killing the one who contacting me now of all times. I had the suspicion I had stood no chance against them, but I had to go not only out of angry, but also of curiosity. I kept running as hard as I could only taking a break when I was sure more than an hour had passed if I kept at this pace I'd have plenty of energy for anything and I would arrive in a day. Each break I went over the stupid note feeling hatred to the writer the more I thought about it. The note was this.

Dear Naruto,

I'm sorry I haven't contacted you all this time, as I should have I know you must have many questions, so here is your chance to have them answered.

Meet me were of the forest meets the desert in front the old rundown temple. I'll give you a week no rush.

Sincerely,

Uzumaki

Okay that was the most discreet and keeps in the dark letter I have read. I knew this was dangerous and if anyone knew what I was doing, I wouldn't be able to go for days and if no one noticed, I'm not patient. I dare not wonder who possibly has the name Uzumaki getting my hopes up that I might have a caring family would be stupid. Since I'll most likely be let down this is probably a trap I don't know whom though cares anymore since Itachi and most of the Akatsuki members are dead. I knew to bring back up, but this time I don't think that was the best idea. What gets me the most though is Sasuke I hope scaring Shikamaru did the trick I don't want him to stop or worry about me.

Sasuke P.O.V

I'll kill him I swear I've been around him for three minutes and I already want to break him in half. He keeps talking about nothing I detest him to a new level of hatred. He's so annoying he acts so hyperactive and happy it makes me sick. He also might, no is Naruto's stalker I'm 80 sure he is and I have justification to kill him right. "Hey night-marvel are you listing to me?"

"For the second time my name is Sasuke and no I'm not listing to you,"

"Well, as I was saying-,"

"I Don't Care,"

"Hey, you remind me of my friend in- well anyways he was a lot like you, but he warmed up to me after while ever one does," he winked idiot.

"I highly doubt I will. I'm not pleased with you in the least,"

"Aw, come now I know you'll like me in no time. Besides Naruto wants me to be friends with you and I have to leave soon so we better get to it," he laughed that annoying hyena laugh.

"I don't think so,"

"Yeah, yeah whatever anyways before you said someone was bothering Naruto who?"

"I don't know why don't you tell me?" I'm taken aback when he moves behind me.

"Listen, I understand you're worrying about Naruto, but I would do anything to harm him in anyway. I don't care how you treat me but never and I mean never imply, say, or even think that I would do anything to hurt him," I'm shocked. "Now, move your ass buddy I'm hungry and Naruto said you're rich!"

He pulls my arm along like nothing happened I narrow my eyes who is this guy. Now after all that you probably expect my to give up on killing him just because he said he was loyal to Naruto. No, he is still the most aggravating, insulting, and loudest person I've ever met… and that's why I'm not going to kill him, unless he somehow manages to push me off the edge which I don't think he can since he already knocked me off the cliff. I'm a little upset, because I wonder is he just like Naruto he acts similar to him but that can't be Naruto is Naruto isn't he.

"Look there it is Sashu's Sushi Shack! I love sushi my favorite, but I like a lot of other things unlike Naruto who apparently as an obsession for ramen," I caught that he said that on purpose it's like his reading my mind is it some kind of jutsu? "Over the years I've met all sorts of people so I've met all sorts of facial expressions too!" Is that possible have I been showing expressions all this time no I'm positive I've been apathetic this whole time. "Feelings show through in more then one way sometimes the way you carry yourself or how you talk to people," Stop reading my mind go away I hate you. "Okay now I'm clueless. So let's go inside," He's not clueless at all he's lying! Naruto is nothing like him I can't believe I even doubted that for an instance this person is smart in very different way. I'm sad to say that Naruto can be little oblivious at times, but for some reason that adds to the attraction. Stupid dobe, he brags, acts like a complete moron, and yet everyone admires him. Except for the worthless villagers, but Naruto will prove them wrong by working hard to achieve his goal or I'll kill them all either one is good. I nod in approval of my plan when I feel the worm looking at me I turn my head in attention. "It's going to be awhile before we get along huh?" I nod slowly to make sure he sees my reply more then enough in fact, I hope it burns into his skull.

"I don't like you at all we have a very long way to go,"

"Well, that's a great start you know what they say admitting you have you have issues is the first step to recovery!" /sweat drop.

Tbc