Another conversation because of popular demand! AWH SHUCKS! Good to know I'm not just the only one with an odd-Todd humour out there _
Conversation 2#: More visitors
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ImTooSexy4MiGoldPants: Hello? Does anyone happen to know where Johanna is around here? She has been missing since Monday.
xMrswilliamturnerx: Johanna? Idk hu tht is ... o.o
ImTooSexy4MiGoldPants: Oh. I see. Are you female? ;)
xMrswilliamturnerx: ... uh ok! lol random question! but yeah. Im a woman xD
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IWasFreddysHottestVictim: Hey guys :P
TheKingPin: Hullo O_O
ImTooSexy4MiGoldPants: Greetings.
xMrswilliamturnerx: Wow. Chat is busy tonite lol xD And ur just a bit of a perv sexy gold pants -_-
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*The~Bovine~Mircale*: Hi every1! How are u? OMG. Tim! Change ur name rite now O_O
TheKingPin: Oh shit. I 4got -_- haha. _ _ ._.
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IWasFreddysHottestVictim: Awkward
ImTooSexy4MiGoldPants: Silence?
*The~Bovine~Miracle*: LOL. Okay. So hu is hre?
xMrswilliamturnerx: MEH. I IS HERE.
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IWasFreddysHottestVictim: Pfft. Attention seeker.
*The~Bovine~Miracle*: Mmm. Well sum ppl say ur a seeker 2, Johnny...
IWasFreddysHottestVictim: ... Shit. I cnt say offensive anythin now Tims bk =(
sexybloodsucker007: My greetings, friends. I wish to learn your names ! :D
TheDevilsPersonalBarber: Oh LORD SAVE US! O_O
TheOVERLORDofBurtonland: Oh hush now! I will whn I've time -_-
ImTooSexy4MiGoldPants: Do you have time?
TheOVERLORDofBurtonland: Not 4 u so piss off.
xMrswilliamturnerx: LOLZ
*The~Bovine~Miracle*: Aww. How can u say tht 2 a person u avent met timmy? X
sexybloodsucker007: How does one understand this strange new language?
TheDevilsPersonalBarber: Ignore everything everyone else says and be selfish.
sexybloodsucker007: I see.
*The~Bovine~Miracle*: Actually I have just shortened a sentence. For example, "hmm I am so hungry that I could eat a horse" would be, "Hmm I'm so hngry tht I cud eat a hrse". And it is called Text Speak.
ImTooSexy4MiGoldPants: More like POINTLESS speak!
TheDevilsPersonalBarber: Shut up you. No one cares what you think. Not after what you did to... uhm... FORGET IT.
xMrswilliamturnerx:*cough* never forgive, never forget *cough*
TheDevilsPersonalBarber: My, my. What a nasty COLD you have there. May I cure it for you?
xMrswilliamturnerx: ... lol
TheDevilsPersonalBarber: No really. I INSIST. *lodges vacuum cleaner down your throat* Now the frog won't have a bad effect on your strangely compelling beauty. :D :D :D :D
xMrswilliamturnerx: freak
sexybloodsucker007: What is going on here? I do not understand why everyone seems to have ignored my question.
TheDevilsPersonalBarber: *slaps xMrswilliamturnerx in the face and laughs manically as I push the 'FULL SUCTION' button* MUA HAHAHAHAHA :D
TheOVERLORDofBurtonland: You cybermurderer -_-
*The~Bovine~Miracle*: lol. This is actually quite funny.
IWasFreddysHottestVictim: *has no idea what to say* WIBBLE.
*The~Bovine~Miracle*: ROFL. Hilarious NOW xDDDD
sexybloodsucker007: Hello?
TheDevilsPersonalBarber: *laughs and watches xMrswilliamturnerx scream in pain as I vacuum up her breakfast* ^-^
IWasFreddysHottestVictim: Inappropriate face much! Was there bacon? 0.0
TheDevilsPersonalBarber: Yes. Obviously.
IWasFreddysHottestVictim: Yummy. I'll let you have it xDD
ImTooSexy4MiGoldPants: You people are sick.
TheOVERLORDofBurtonland: That's rich coming from you, Turnip. xD
TheDevilsPersonalBarber: lol
IWasFreddysHottestVictim: Lolz
xMrswilliamturnerx: ROFL XDDDD
*The~Bovine~Miracle*: PMSL xDD Good one Tim ! xDDD xx
sexybloodsucker007: FOR CHRIST'S SAKE CAN SOMEONE JUST ANSWER MY DAMN QUESTION?
TheDevilsPersonalBarber: Yes, yes. Lol. Christ xDD
sexybloodsucker007: I do apologize for my mass breakout there. It was uncalled for. What are everyone's names?
TheDevilPersonalBarber: Sweeney...
sexybloodsucker007: Pleasure to meet you, Sweeney.
TheDevilsPersonalBarber: The feelings aren't mutual ._.
xMisswilliamturnerx: My name is Elizabeth =) x
sexybloodsucker007: What a beautiful name ;)
TheDevilsPersonalBarber: Ha. Don't get ur hopes up. She's bloody taken- when she wants to be that is. She'd so desperate that sometimes she purposely goes to the pervy chat rooms...
xMisswilliamturnerx: I do NOT, Sweeney!
IWasFreddysHottestVictim: She does. Jack told me.
IWasFreddysHottestVictim: My name is Johnny. I like goats :P
sexybloodsucker007: ...
sexybloodsucker007: ... I see.
TheDevilsPersonalBarber: LOL. Lost for words xDD I bet he sleeps with a damn goat.
*The~Bovine~Miracle*: Bullshit! He sleeps with his hats and u kno it!
IWasFreddysHottestVictim: I hope everyone knows tht im still here.
TheOVERLORDofBurtonland: We DO. It's just that you never get offended by anything, so long as we don't "label" you.
IWasFreddysHottestVictim: Harsh but true, I guess. I bet Sweeney would sleep with his razors.
*The~Bovine~Miracle*: Hmm. Or Nellie when he iz friskaaay xDDD
TheOVERLORDofBurtonland: LAUGH out LOUDGIRLFRIEND!
ImTooSexy4MiGoldPants: My God. I never thought that I would ever hear Tim Burton say those words in a sentence in my very long, pervy fictional life.
xMrswilliamturnerx: xDD U even admit ur a perv lol
IWasFreddysHottestVictim: Yeah that's because its TRUE Elizabeth.
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sexybloodsucker007: I think now would be the opportune moment to say "LOL".
TheOVERLORDofBurtonland: Don't say "LOL" Barnabas, it just doesn't suit you -_-
IWasFreddysHottestVictim: EPIC. FAIL. You ruined the sweet awesome-ness of that "LOL" Tim O_O
sexybloodsucker007: Can we all just say our names?
*The~Bovine~Miracle*: Y? How have u forgotten the ones u were told about 3 or 4 minutes ago?
TheOVERLORDofBurtonland: Because he's immortal Helena. I'm pretty sure I'd keep forgetting stuff if I'd lived for over 3 centuries now.
IWasFreddysHottestVictim: WIBBLE. 8D
sexybloodsucker007: Names?
TheDevilsPersonalBarber: Sweeney Todd -_-
ImTooSexy4MiGoldPants: Judge Turnip ;)
TheDevilsPersonalBarber: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HE SPELLED HIS NAME AS A FORM OF A WILLY SHAPED VEGETABLE XDDDDDDDDDDD
ImTooSexy4MiPants: I meant, Judge TURPIN.
xMrswilliamturnerx: Pervert.
xMrswilliamturnerx: Elizabeth Turner
IWasFreddysHottestVictim: Johnny Depp :P
TheDevilsPersonalBarber: My god O_O We both look very similar.
IWasFreddysHottestVictim: Funny u should mention tht, Sweeney... GREAT HAIR ! ;D
TheDevilsPersonalBarber: Thanks for the compliment... you hairie, beardie mannie... you...
TheOVERLORDofBurtonland: Tim Burton !
TheDevilsPersonalBarber: ...Someone that is proud of who they are and is famous but is actually more "UNKNOWN" than u think -_-
IWasFreddysHottestVictim: True.
*The~Bovine~Miracle*: Helena.
*The~Bovine~Miracle*: Helena Bonham-Carter.
ImTooSexy4MiPants: Talk about a James Bond intro xDD
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IWasFreddysHottestVictim: Man that was not funny.
TheOVERLORDofBurtonland: LOL. YOU are HILARIOUS XDDDDD
*The~Bovine~Miracle*: Oh god. Boys... does this mean...
IWasFreddysHottestVictim: YES!
TheOVERLORDofBurtonland: MOVIE TIME! Okay. Well, we 3 must dash. And remember, Turnip, Todd and er- oh I daren't call you Collins in a cheeky fashion or you might suck the life outta me...
sexybloodsucker007: I will not. I respect you, fluffy haired Burton-man.
TheOVERLORDofBurtonland: Alright then, Barnabas. You three- do NOT forget I can chip into your lives at any moment and make things go HAPPY...
TheDevilsPersonalBarber: OH PLEASE DON'T! IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE'S ENJOYING THE DEPRESSION OR ANYTHING.
sexybloodsucker007: Well... I am pretty certain that you are, Master Todd.
sexybloodsucker007: Well THAT shut him up :D
*The~Bovine~Miracle*: Bye Liz! x
xMrswilliamturnerx: Bye xx xx
*The~Bovine~Miracle*: See you later, Burton Boys x ;)
sexybloodsucker007: Farewell x
TheDevilPersonalBarber: Mmm. Bye.
ImTooSexy4MiPants: Oh you SHALL see ME later my curvaceous petal! Xxxx :P :P ;) ;);)
TheOVERLORDofBurtonland: -AHEM- ******HAPPINESS ******
ImTooSexy4MiPants: MY GOD! I'VE JUST CHECKED MY LOTTERY NUMBERS AND I'VE WON!
TheDevilsPersonalBarber: Wow. I'm SO happy for u.
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IWasFreddysHottestVictim: Bye guys :D
sexybloodsucker007: Bye ;)
TheDevilsPersonalBarber: Later
xMrswilliamturnerx: Bye xxxxxxxxx :D
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TheDevilsPersonalBarber: And good riddance!
(sexybloodsucker007 whispers to xMrswilliamturnerx): We should meet in real life some time. I have heard that you are very pretty.
TheDevilsPersonalBarber: Bloody nosey parkers the lot of 'em!
(xMrswilliamturnerx whispers to sexybloodsucker007): I would love tht! I'll hav to try and sneak out away from Will, but I'm sure he won't find out... so is this like a date or...
(sexybloodsucker007 whispers to xMrswilliamturnerx): Yes I suppose so. If you are not happy with Will... When shall we meet up for this "happening" ?
TheDevilsPersonalBarber: Mrs Lovett isn't half as bad as those three. I mean god! Mrs Lovett wouldn't know of such personal things! How do THEY know I sleep with my razors? And that one night with Mrs Lovett in my bedroom was a one off anyway... we happened to have overdosed on that Opium again! I BLAME FACEBOOK! O_O
(xMrswilliamturnerx whispers to sexybloodsucker007): How about now? Will is out battling ;) x
(sexybloodsucker007 whispers to xMrswilliamturnerx): In that case, the restaurant by the arena, in precisely one hour and a half?
(xMrswilliamturnerx whispers to sexybloodsucker007): Of course! See you then Barnabas xxx
(sexybloodsucker007 whispers to xMrswilliamturnerx): See you then, my love x
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TheDevilsPersonalBarber: I have to go to Turpin's ball with her tonight -_- She expects me to be polite and smile at every1. Ha. She'll be damn LUCKY.
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TheDevilsPersonalBarber: How come everyone ignores me? No wonder I can't be social with people! Bloody Mrs Lovett!
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Does this work? I knew I needed more people in the chat room to make it more funny and believable. What do think about Johnny, Tim and Helena being in the chat room? Do think its okay? And what about the surprise guest: Barnabas :D ? Please comment and such. Your reviews are very interesting to read!
More humorous rubbish on the way ! :D
SecretSparrowTodd, Forever in your gratitude
-Keep writing, reading and reviewing! ;) x