Slightly early update as I won't be around tomorrow to update. Hope you enjoy!

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Stelios tugged on the hem of Sadik jacket. "H-hey, Sadik, this place g-gives me the creeps."

"Shhh!"

"But it does!"

Sadik glared at him. "Shut. Up!"

Stelios began whining. "I wanna go home!"

Sadik shoved Stelios away and began searching the next room. The main bulk of the group hovered in that room, feeling the odd sense of being watched. A soft whisper seemed to echo around the room.

"A haon."

"Deux."

"Three."

"Like, cztery."

"CHARGE!" shouted Peter. The whole room seemed to come alive as objects of all descriptions leapt into action and attacked the villagers.

Pandemonium reigned as the objects chased the villagers into other parts of the castle, ready to defend it to the last.

Jeanne ran away as fast as she could from a torch bearing man. As she caught a glimpse of Francis out of the corner of her eye, a sudden idea hit her. She stopped and turned back to her pursuer.

"You know, you're kind of cute!"

Francis gaped at her in horror and fury. She winked at him slyly and began giggling flirtatiously at the man. He blushed and began fidgeting with his hair. Francis crept up behind him with him safely distracted and set his ass on fire. He ran off screaming. Francis stepped beside Jeanne and gave her a little Eskimo kiss.

"You did well, mon petit chat."

Stelios ran past with Arthur in hot pursuit, screaming "Tally Ho! Tally Ho!"

Jeanne leaned in and pecked Francis on the cheek. "Warn the master."

Francis scurried as fast as he could up to the West Wing. The door burst open and Francis yelled, "Antoine! The castle! It's under attack!"

Antonio remained slumped over the carnation. "Leave me alone, amigo."

Francis jumped up and down agitatedly. "Antoine! I don't think you understand. There is a mob attacking the castle!"

"It doesn't matter now. Just let them come."

Francis snorted in exasperation. "Merde!" He stalked out.

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Stelios glance behind him; it looked like he'd lost that stupid looking clock. He was so busy looking and congratulating himself that he didn't notice the upcoming wall.

CRASH!

Stelios' face said a very painful hello to the wall. He stumbled backward and stepped on a rug that leapt into life and rolled up on itself. Stelios shrieked, leapt into the air and kicked the rug away.

He bumped into a side table on which a teapot and a small cup stood silently.

"You look like you could use a nice cup of tea." Said Ciara, her voice laced with mock pity.

"Oh, thank you!"

Peter smirked. "Here ya go!" He spat a mouthful of hot tea right into Stelios' eyes. He screamed, blinded by the scalding liquid.

Ciara swung her spout at him. "Take that you scurvy scum!"

Stelios staggered out of the room. He rubbed his eyes, trying to wipe away the tea.

He was back in the now empty entrance chamber.

"Hey! Where'd everybody go?"

A dark shape loomed out of the shadows toward Stelios. Stelios turned, afraid to see what new horror was approaching.

A tall intricately painted (in a shade that could only be described as 'Wicked Hipster Pink') wardrobe, complete with an opera singer's Viking helmet glared down at him. The wardrobe let out an ear-piercingly high note. Stelios clutched his eyes in pain. Feliks nodded to himself, satisfied with his work and retreated to the shadows.

Ears still ringing, Stelios leaned against the wall, praying that this was just a bad dream.

"Aha! I found you, wanker!"

Arthur resumed his chase. Stelios tried to run away but the damn rug rolled out in front of him and he went flying face first, hitting the floor with a heavy thump. Arthur ran up to him and hit him triumphantly on the back of the head.

Meanwhile, Sadik was making his way silently up the stairs to the West Wing. 'Ready or not monster, here I come.'

A/n

A haon = One in Irish

Deux = Two in French

Cztery = Four in Polish.

This was a fairly hard chapter to right, because it's mainly visual comedy which, moreoften than not, doesn't translate well on paper. But I think it wasn't too bad and Poland got to like show up again. (He was meant to be in an earlier chapter too but it was just for one song and it was just too hard to stick him in)

Anyways, hope you enjoyed!

Ja!

-Animerockchic